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Star Citizen transcends the cycle. The funding is a network and the network is alive. Cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash is jpegs is cash i have won the war against myself. i love chris roberts
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Complications posted:Okay I admit I'm completely lost; What's exploration in Star Citizen even supposed to be? I mean, obviously they have to have it because Elite Dangerous was there and did it well, but what are they even promising? They hadn't explained this yet when I quit following the game so maybe this has changed, but I think the prevailing shitizen notion, based on absolutely nothing, was that there'd be millions of POIs out there and they'd all be interesting/non-identical due to proc gen, and you could just go find em. And if they were interesting or valuable in some way you could sell their location to other players and get rich. Like maybe you're the first person that discovers the wormhole to the planet of big titted aliens and you become the richest person in the game. There was a LOT of theorycrafting about flying a giant loving grid spaced the distance of your sensors across each solar system and how it'd take years and poo poo but it'd totally be worthwhile because think of all the amazing poo poo you'd find. But from the few hints that I saw my guess is that it would all be quest and instance based. Like you get a quest to go explore Sector ZZ7 and you private instance into that location (so you don't see the 12 other people that are doing the same quest) and wow there's an asteroid there, or whatever and you report back and get your 500 spacebux and no one ever gives a poo poo.
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bird with big dick posted:They hadn't explained this yet when I quit following the game so maybe this has changed, but I think the prevailing shitizen notion, based on absolutely nothing, was that there'd be millions of POIs out there and they'd all be interesting/non-identical due to proc gen, and you could just go find em. And if they were interesting or valuable in some way you could sell their location to other players and get rich. Like maybe you're the first person that discovers the wormhole to the planet of big titted aliens and you become the richest person in the game. There was a LOT of theorycrafting about flying a giant loving grid spaced the distance of your sensors across each solar system and how it'd take years and poo poo but it'd totally be worthwhile because think of all the amazing poo poo you'd find. A bunch of people underestimate the immense amount of work that goes into making their video games and assume that because a person is claiming that they can produce it easily that it must be easy, give him several hundred million dollars to produce even more video game, and only then start looking into game dev only to find that it's actually really difficult so it's fine that he's not making any loving progress
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Mar 23, 2019 22:23
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spacetoaster posted:I've got some bad news for you about when this thing began. The optimism of the 2013 Kickstarter campaign felt perfect for the Obama years. It's changed a lot since then, just like Jim Jones changed a lot when he went from "peace and love" church services in California to an armed compound in South America. I guess what I'm really saying is that there is a chance Chris Roberts will murder a US congressperson before this is all over.
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Mar 23, 2019 22:47
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friendly 2 da void posted:The optimism of the 2013 Kickstarter campaign felt perfect for the Obama years. Megustalations
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friendly 2 da void posted:The optimism of the 2013 Kickstarter campaign felt perfect for the Obama years. I hope Chris Roberts buys an actual ship and lives on the ocean with a crew of his most loyal followers to avoid capture, like L Ron Hubbard.
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Mar 23, 2019 23:47
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https://i.imgur.com/NRrnNXZ.gifv
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Mar 24, 2019 01:57
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Such FidelityTM
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Mar 24, 2019 02:15
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Under the Skin cosmetic DLC, only $999.99!
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Mar 24, 2019 02:48
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Lol it's not even in their interest to release a good product at this point They'll grease out another $5mil for the module that fixes Becky's neck
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Mar 24, 2019 12:51
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I don't think thats how those alien things work, what do you call them, feemalles? Females. That's the word.
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Mar 24, 2019 15:41
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https://twitter.com/ZoltanTV/status/1109776230172246017
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Mar 24, 2019 17:06
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i can't even design a monster this scary when im trying i should just hang up my hat
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Mar 25, 2019 02:35
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Male ululation is now the official sound of STAR CITIZEN.
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Mar 25, 2019 03:02
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1980s: Lambada 1990s: Macarena 2000s: Ketchup dance 2040s: The Citizen
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Mar 25, 2019 05:50
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Mar 26, 2019 19:41
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Why do they all have beards like this?
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Mar 26, 2019 19:58
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Why do they all have beards like this? To conceal the multiple chins
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Why do they all have beards like this? all a man child knows is that grown men have beards. therefore if they let their disgusting rear end cheetocatchers grow long it must mean they're real manly men!
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Mar 26, 2019 20:15
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Why do they all have beards like this? 
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This gotta be an artifact of their idiotic "seamless 1st person - 3rd person transition" bullshit. The player controlling Becky Bodyhorror there is crouching and looking up in 1st person (which breaks her neck) and then spins the mouse around, turning poor Becky into a spastic metalhead from hell.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:This gotta be an artifact of their idiotic "seamless 1st person - 3rd person transition" bullshit. The player controlling Becky Bodyhorror there is crouching and looking up in 1st person (which breaks her neck) and then spins the mouse around, turning poor Becky into a spastic metalhead from hell. so in other words they were looking around and it broke the game
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Mar 31, 2019 11:19
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Why do they have those barbie / supermodel proportions though You'd think they'd go for, like, y'know, something a bit more ripped like their greased-up dudes rather than bikini model slender
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Mar 31, 2019 12:25
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Tbh idk who you is in this context but I personally would not think that. I would think they 100% would opt for bikini model Star Citizen: Shields aren't the only thing being augmented in space dock
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Mar 31, 2019 12:29
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2019 and they still put out hour long videos like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXNGpg6ZfD0&t=3s And it's literally one hour of Chris Roberts waving his hands. Absolutely NO game footage whatsoever. And people are still sending them money?
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Mar 31, 2019 12:36
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they find the hand waving reassuring, also the hand waving is the only part of citizen with a working physics model
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Mar 31, 2019 12:38
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Why does everyone at CIG seem more invested into Chris' game than Chris himself?
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Mar 31, 2019 12:39
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Telebite posted:2019 and they still put out hour long videos like this: Bud The Cyborg 9 hours ago @TV Acc The number of people working has (almost) nothing to do with the rate of progress on technical problems. You can't solve these types of problems faster by hiring more people, and if you can, chances are the talent needed is incredibly rare. Starcitizen.txt
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Mar 31, 2019 12:40
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Bronze Fonz posted:Why does everyone at CIG seem more invested into Chris' game than Chris himself? Cause he's essentially an ideas guy and is loving over the people who actually have to do the work
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Mar 31, 2019 12:44
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Cause he's essentially an ideas guy and is loving over the people who actually have to do the work I'm assuming we're using ideas guy in the same way technicians call sales reps idea guys. Basically over promising, but not having to deal with any of the fallout when it all goes tits up. That's tech's problem. PS Croberts has to wave his hands like that because he's so bad at words he literally cannot convey his lovely ideas in any other way.
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Mar 31, 2019 13:22
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JB50 posted:Bud The Cyborg No see, they have studios around the globe which means that when one work day is over they hand it off to the next studio. In this way, they work on solving the game's problems 24 hours a day for peak efficiency* *this is a thing people really say
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Mar 31, 2019 13:32
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Telebite posted:2019 and they still put out hour long videos like this: Why do I always read the comments. It's all  Very sad.
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Mar 31, 2019 23:15
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Why do I always read the comments. I'm fairly certain most of those comments are from one of those services that you pay cash moneys to, and they flood your vids or forums or whatever with positive reviews or comments
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Telebite posted:I'm fairly certain most of those comments are from one of those services that you pay cash moneys to, and they flood your vids or forums or whatever with positive reviews or comments I'd hope so but why haven't any funny posts been voted up? There are none.
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K, nah c'mon man. You get a series 4 deatomizer, and I get a little midget cricket?
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