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jobson groeth posted:I too brag about having sex that didn't happen to get out of needles. There's a needle-dick joke here waiting to be sussed out
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RFC2324 posted:This truly is a seriously good argument in favor of being gay tho God drat look at the brains on this one  How long have you been on here again?
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krinklechip posted:...and don't forget about folks that were in Europe in the '80s. May have that Mad Cow! (That's me... well, the Europe in 80s, not the... mad... anyway.) I'm banned from donating for the same reason. Is Europe's blood supply considered permanently tainted because they presumably allow donations from people that lived there in the 80s? If they don't allow donations, where the hell do they get blood for transfusions? What about someone who got a transfusion in Europe recently - are they banned from donating blood in the US? Just how deep does this mad cow rabbit hole go?
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RFC2324 posted:This truly is a seriously good argument in favor of being gay tho Not if you're a lady. 
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It's cute until you realize the mother probably later cannibalized this cub because climate change is destroying their habitat and starving them.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:DON'T TRANSFUSE ME Jehovah won't witness, so Now I gotta sign my will and go
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Jamesman posted:It's cute until you realize the mother probably later cannibalized this cub because climate change is destroying their habitat and starving them. 
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Azathoth Prime posted:I'm banned from donating for the same reason. Is Europe's blood supply considered permanently tainted because they presumably allow donations from people that lived there in the 80s? If they don't allow donations, where the hell do they get blood for transfusions? What about someone who got a transfusion in Europe recently - are they banned from donating blood in the US? Just how deep does this mad cow rabbit hole go? They're stealing and stockpiling all the North American blood, it's the long game
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Jamesman posted:It's cute until you realize the mother probably later cannibalized this cub because climate change is destroying their habitat and starving them. drat, I was just gonna go with "yeah it's real funny that poor dude has stuff in its eye". e: I'm not banned from donating blood
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These tuba wearing pictures always gross me out because musical instruments usually have a layer of dried spit and dust on the inside (because band kids are often gross and don't clean things) Edit - on closer inspection those may be baritones
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Dixville posted:These tuba wearing pictures always gross me out because musical instruments usually have a layer of dried spit and dust on the inside (because band kids are often gross and don't clean things) Thank you! I'm not sure wtf they are but they're definitely covered in spit
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > PYF Funny Pictures: I'm not sure wtf they are but they're definitely covered in spit
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Dixville posted:These tuba wearing pictures always gross me out because musical instruments usually have a layer of dried spit and dust on the inside (because band kids are often gross and don't clean things) Those are definitely tubas/sousaphones.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I do it as part of an event for a local AIDS awareness group that works to break down the stigmas surrounding STD testing. Crazy I know. Get tested yall! Apparently Monks are just Mages with pants.
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The Bloop posted:
Depends on the reason - for Prokhor, it's a lame bullshit excuse because homophobes and doesn't do anyone any good. I'm permanently barred from ever donating blood because I lived in the UK from 89-91 during the mad cow scare that went on..sucks but I wouldn't want to risk passing a prion disease through blood donating, even if the risk of me having it isn't that high.
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Well, if you gays just had regular blood instead of that fancy twinkling rainbow blood you wouldn't be in this mess. Don't blame a bigoted system just because you're fabulous.
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If I ever need a transfusion, can I request gay blood? This feels like an untapped market of sorts.
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Hirayuki posted:If I ever need a transfusion, can I request gay blood? This feels like an untapped market of sorts. Peter Thiel alt account spotted
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Screaming Idiot posted:Peter Thiel alt account spotted Thiel wants young blood not gay blood.
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Azathoth Prime posted:I'm banned from donating for the same reason. Is Europe's blood supply considered permanently tainted because they presumably allow donations from people that lived there in the 80s? If they don't allow donations, where the hell do they get blood for transfusions? What about someone who got a transfusion in Europe recently - are they banned from donating blood in the US? Just how deep does this mad cow rabbit hole go? Why do you think florida man had to donate so much blood over the past two decades?
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jobson groeth posted:Thiel wants young blood not gay blood. Young, gay blood is the sweetest, most nourishing blood. Any fool knows this.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Depends on the reason - for Prokhor, it's a lame bullshit excuse because homophobes and doesn't do anyone any good.  yes how dare I be such an uppity homo  Funny pictures for the funny pictures thread 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
This seems like a pro move. Your slide / talk is going to be a lot more memorable now.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
I'm pretty sure you've misinterpreted that post.
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RFC2324 posted:And they changed it? last time I read the paperwork it said no gay sex after 1979 or you were banned. So I could gently caress a 40 year old dude and we cool right?
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Solice Kirsk posted:So I could gently caress a 40 year old dude and we cool right?
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loving goons, no one in the funny pictures thread cares why you can or can’t give blood. Everyone agrees the restrictions are bullshit. No need to hash this out in slap fights for another 2 pages:
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https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1110123551275646976
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Azathoth Prime posted:I'm banned from donating for the same reason. Is Europe's blood supply considered permanently tainted because they presumably allow donations from people that lived there in the 80s? The answer is yes. The UK, in particular, ran the numbers on the chances of giving someone mad cow from a transfusion tainted with prions (not very high) vs. the chances of a metric fuckton of people dying due to lack of blood products to give them (basically 1) and decided it was a risk worth taking. Other countries have the luxury of saying no to mad cow blood, so they do. Anyway, picture. If someone could dub the opening lines of Sound of Silence over this it would probably fit well. https://i.imgur.com/J3nlGoQ.mp4
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I'm gonna smoke an absolutely insane amount of drugs and then I'm gonna gently caress up Godzilla.
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I make components out of donated blood for a midwestern blood bank in the US. Every time you donate you're tested. If your donation ever tests positive for blood-borne pathogens, you're flagged in our system and will be denied at any future attempt to donate. While the blood supply ebbs and flows (lol), apheresis plasma and platelets are WAY more in demand, and don't leave you tired like a whole blood donation. Also, mind your diet before donating, as fatty foods will make your plasma cloudy and lipemic, and it won't be able to be made into a transfusable product. A high protein diet and some exercise before donating is good. If you're considering donating, DO IT! Most places will even offer gift cards for restaurants and whatnot to entice donors. It's an easy way to make a difference in someone's life.
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I donated blood a couple of days ago. I didn’t think I would be allowed to, because I have a tattoo that’s less than a month old. Apparently, in my state, as long as you got the tattoo in a shop with a licensed artist, you’re good to go. For some reason, my blood came gushing out this time. The lady never left my side. After she hooked me up, she said (with a thick Eastern European accent), “The blood flows good!” I was off the table within a handful of minutes. Reynold posted:While the blood supply ebbs and flows (lol), apheresis plasma and platelets are WAY more in demand, and don't leave you tired like a whole blood donation. Do most of you feel tired or dizzy after a donation? I never do. They always warn me about it, then ask me to be careful when I’m getting off the table, but I always feel fine except for that one second when I very first sit up after being on my back for a long time.
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I went and gave blood in January for the first time in a while and they asked me if I'd ever considered plasma. I was chatting with a dude on here who has an auto-immune disease about his treatment earlier that day, so I booked in for it and I've been doing it every two weeks since. I've never felt dizzy afterwards, but it's kind of a hollow feeling, similar to like what getting a poor night's sleep feels like. They tell you to eat something salty before you come in for your donation, which I assume is to give you a little boost to blood pressure? 
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Reynold posted:I make components out of donated blood for a midwestern blood bank in the US. Every time you donate you're tested. If your donation ever tests positive for blood-borne pathogens, you're flagged in our system and will be denied at any future attempt to donate. While the blood supply ebbs and flows (lol), apheresis plasma and platelets are WAY more in demand, and don't leave you tired like a whole blood donation. Also, mind your diet before donating, as fatty foods will make your plasma cloudy and lipemic, and it won't be able to be made into a transfusable product. A high protein diet and some exercise before donating is good. How far in advance, like hours or a week?
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Stoatbringer posted:That's almost an armful! I appreciate that.
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There was a guy in CineD who said he didn't notice any Christian symbolism in MoS and explained it by saying he was Australian. Good times.
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