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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I donated blood a couple of days ago. I didn’t think I would be allowed to, because I have a tattoo that’s less than a month old. Apparently, in my state, as long as you got the tattoo in a shop with a licensed artist, you’re good to go. For some reason, my blood came gushing out this time. The lady never left my side. After she hooked me up, she said (with a thick Eastern European accent), “The blood flows good!” I was off the table within a handful of minutes.
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Captain Jesus posted:There was a guy in CineD who said he didn't notice any Christian symbolism in MoS and explained it by saying he was Australian. Good times. the official religion of australia is farmers union iced coffee
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punchymcpunch posted:the official religion of australia is farmers union iced coffee Also we don't notice christian symbolism because most of us have the blood of Christ flowing through our veins. Well, the symbolic kind, anyway.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Also we don't notice christian symbolism because most of us have the blood of Christ flowing through our veins. Well, the symbolic kind, anyway. Australians can't recognise Christian symbols because they're all upside down so their blood of Christ runs backwards through their veins.
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punchymcpunch posted:the official religion of australia is farmers union iced coffee The thing I miss the most about having my gallbladder out (that was paid for completely by socialised medicine) I had one about three months after the operation and it was... not pleasant. Unrelated
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Memento posted:The thing I miss the most about having my gallbladder out (that was paid for completely by socialised medicine) tag yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DYqsOim5ns
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 12:49 |
I mean I haven't done ALL the british
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Australians can't recognise Christian symbols because they're all upside down so their blood of Christ runs backwards through their veins.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 12:51 |
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Welp, see y'all in hell.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 12:51 |
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i like that it has anime fans and gundam fans separately
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 12:52 |
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punchymcpunch posted:i like that it has anime fans and gundam fans separately and Gunpla builders. Those are all separate, distinct sins
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 12:58 |
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Mac OS Users. I can get behind that one.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 13:02 |
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really building gunpla should be a martydrom because it sure makes you poor as gently caress, collection of materiel goods for the sake of pleasing the plastic crack gods notwithstanding
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 13:02 |
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gently caress, so close but they got me on Amazon Addiction
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 13:19 |
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Going seven times here. Not bad.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 13:42 |
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So...do I have to get a bingo...or what?
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 14:06 |
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This has to be satire. Fundies don't know what gunpla is. They got me on Halloween, music, art, photography, and not going to church. My sins are many, but they are boring. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 14:41 on Mar 26, 2019 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This has to be satire. Fundies don't know what gunpla is.
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jesus WEP posted:gently caress i think you might be right I don't even know what gunpla is and I'm afraid to google it.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't even know what gunpla is and I'm afraid to google it. Flying robot models.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 14:49 |
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Giving blood is cool and good. When I was in high school, I gave at a school blood drive set in the wrestling practice room. It was crammed in so much that one of the workers tripped over the tube while the needle was in my arm. That poo poo HURT.
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I got 15, fewer than I expected actually. Interesting that it has Republicans but not Democrats, I'm starting to think this might not be sincere
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:00 |
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Yeah, of all the unknown Japanese terms appearing on this website, Gunpla is probably the least likely to lead to mental scars.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:01 |
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Elfface posted:Yeah, of all the unknown Japanese terms appearing on this website, Gunpla is probably the least likely to lead to mental scars.
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Elfface posted:Yeah, of all the unknown Japanese terms appearing on this website, Gunpla is probably the least likely to lead to mental scars. Physical ones, on the other hand, if you handle a hobby knife wrong...
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I am 100000% on board that all pigs go to hell
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:15 |
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the king in smell-o
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:16 |
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i can't donate blood because i do a fuckin ton of drugs and party all the time hell yeah
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:51 |
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Don't talk to me or my son etc.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:13 |
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what if i only like steak but i dont love it? i could get on board with most of these. non believer lbgtq and goths im not on board with. im going to create a splinter group. people against non belivers and its everything but what i said and in their place we will add politicians and the quebecois.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:25 |
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jeez, talk about strict, can't even be a rapist and get into heaven these days
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:34 |
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Tumble posted:jeez, talk about strict, can't even be a rapist and get into heaven these days Ted Bundy ruined it for everyone else when he did a last zero-hour born again hail mary.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:41 |
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Tumble posted:jeez, talk about strict, can't even be a rapist and get into heaven these days What's so bad about them anyway. They're always giving back to the community, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
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I was fine until we got to Architects. gently caress, guess I'm going to hell for designing buildings then!
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None of them applied until you reached 'Architects'? I thought I was the most boring man alive, but it seems I may have met my match
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 18:04 |
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Police officers? Broken clock, etc. e: the chucklehead who "aligned" those columns should definitely go to hell
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Leon Sumbitches posted:I was fine until we got to Architects. gently caress, guess I'm going to hell for designing buildings then!
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