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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
CLOSED CAPTIONER'S NOTE: [speaks foreign language] displayed directly over subtitle

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Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Panfilo posted:

You can get a version of Lucky Charms that is just Marshmallows. Ditto for crunchberries.

That tiny 'A' with a circle around it on the box? That indicates it is Asperger's safe cereal.

Xaintrailles posted:

Ha, no cereal is safe from me.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Someone went bargain shopping on Cameo during a good old fashioned flamewar

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Marcade posted:

Mierenneuker is a Dutch word that literally means ant fucker

why?how? how in the world a language developed in a country that was basically under water invented that word?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Antifa Poltergeist posted:

why?how? how in the world a language developed in a country that was basically under water invented that word?

It means someone who is concerned with small details too much, a nitpicker. All idioms are a bit weird when you think about it. Screwing a pooch, as in loving a dog? Why does this mean to fail at something spectacuarly? What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally? Makes no sense!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No! No! No! No for the sake of God's love do not! Do not ask that!

Do you not know that these people will answer

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I did not have sex with my cat intentionally

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Karate Bastard posted:

No! No! No! No for the sake of God's love do not! Do not ask that!

Do you not know that these people will answer

Calm down dude, it's not like summoning candlej

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kitfox88 posted:

I did not have sex with my cat intentionally

Your cat slipped and landed on your dick?

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Chichevache posted:

Your cat slipped and landed on your dick?

quote:

"So, how did you break your arm?"
"Well doc, I was at home and I had some spare time so I decided to put things in my rear end. Toilet brushes, cucumbers, wine bottles, the cat, a bed post. When I finished shooting my load into the fireplace, I got up to go to the bathroom. On the way there I slipped on the stairs, and that fall broke my arm."

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

It means someone who is concerned with small details too much, a nitpicker. All idioms are a bit weird when you think about it. Screwing a pooch, as in loving a dog? Why does this mean to fail at something spectacuarly? What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally? Makes no sense!

i didnt gently caress my dog. i didnt cum on my dog. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my dog. Ive never done anything weird with my dogs. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
lets just say that Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no limits

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

nockturne posted:

Calm down dude, it's not like summoning candlej

that's not how it works, you have to say his name before he takes you! "candlej" isn't candlejack, he's not going to grab you mi

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

christmas boots posted:

lets just say that Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no limits

god i forget, that was from here right? someone post the actual quote

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
that was the literal quote friend.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Paladinus posted:

It means someone who is concerned with small details too much, a nitpicker. All idioms are a bit weird when you think about it. Screwing a pooch, as in loving a dog? Why does this mean to fail at something spectacuarly? What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally? Makes no sense!

i think that's the entire point of the idiom

if you try to go fix a broken pipe and you somehow end up with your dick inside someone's pet, you've probably failed pretty spectacularly

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i think that's the entire point of the idiom

if you try to go fix a broken pipe and you somehow end up with your dick inside someone's pet, you've probably failed pretty spectacularly

I'm reminded of a r/relationships thread post about how 'and one thing led to another' is used to gloss over some pretty crazy poo poo all the time.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Paladinus posted:

It means someone who is concerned with small details too much, a nitpicker. All idioms are a bit weird when you think about it. Screwing a pooch, as in loving a dog? Why does this mean to fail at something spectacuarly? What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally? Makes no sense!
Sometimes you're kneeling to get something under the couch while naked, and all of a sudden you feel two paws on your back and hear a sound like "schloop"

Subjunctive posted:

My pet theory is that the database and front end are in separate datacentres, just because it would be very on-brand.

(That said, bad cache behaviour on images could probably hurt a lot for some subforums at least.)
I'm pretty sure that at some point the forums were running on 4 or 5 physical servers haphazardly scattered around radium's living room.

Pimblor posted:

wait just a second, i've worked on a few sites that i didn't write but ended up owning that were federal, large public facing websites

not one of those idiots writing things loving made up random names for serving static content

why in the gently caress would you do that

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

GWBBQ posted:

Sometimes you're kneeling to get something under the couch while naked, and all of a sudden you feel two paws on your back and hear a sound like "schloop"

I'm pretty sure that at some point the forums were running on 4 or 5 physical servers haphazardly scattered around radium's living room.



this reads equally well as server logs or Dwarf Fortress combat logs

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i think that's the entire point of the idiom

if you try to go fix a broken pipe and you somehow end up with your dick inside someone's pet, you've probably failed pretty spectacularly

Eh. Laying pipe is laying pipe.

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

this reads equally well as server logs or Dwarf Fortress combat logs

Well now I know exactly what to say when I quit my job.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Kitfox88 posted:

god i forget, that was from here right? someone post the actual quote

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2470

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The original Dogfucker_44 (?) was the guy who allegedly tricked his girlfriend into getting eaten out by a dog.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Paladinus posted:

What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




magic eye pictures turn people into dogfuckers?!

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Krankenstyle posted:

magic eye pictures turn people into dogfuckers?!

People will find any excuse to hide the fact that they're morally inept.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

sneakyfrog posted:

that was the literal quote friend.

there was more to it in my mind, rip

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

vains posted:

we dont maintain a marine corps to hassle tin pot dictators or third rate powers.



hobbesmaster posted:

Its literally the first two lines of their hymn.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sometimes these forums deliver. :kiss:

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
drat that's a once in a lifetime setup

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't get it

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

rodbeard posted:

I don't get it

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=marines+hymn

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

rodbeard posted:

I don't get it

From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave?

that doesn't sound right for the joke to make sense.

Also just tell people, dick. Throw around that knowledge dong and make small connections with randos online.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Hihohe posted:

Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave?

that doesn't sound right for the joke to make sense.

Also just tell people, dick. Throw around that knowledge dong and make small connections with randos online.

How in the hell did you get the Navy hymn when the link was right there?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Lemniscate Blue posted:

How in the hell did you get the Navy hymn when the link was right there?

:shrug:
I dont have Google

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Hihohe posted:

:shrug:
I dont have Google

What? It's a website

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I know im just being silly

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Sillyness won't be tolerated in this thread

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Hihohe posted:

Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave?

that doesn't sound right for the joke to make sense.

Also just tell people, dick. Throw around that knowledge dong and make small connections with randos online.

Lol

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