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Unkempt posted:The Looney Tunes theme music has words! I think I have to agree with a comment someone made there, in that I prefer the Shep Fields version.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Metal butter knives are tangibly better, I’m sorry nords or whoever. If nothing else it’s probably less environmentally impactful to make cheap rear end metal sticks than to use wood, especially when cheap rear end metal forks and spoons and knives are already being churned out. I was trying to do dishes and attempted to take a butter knife from the hand of a sibling, I grabbed the blade end and pulled but they didn't let go so it cut my hand. I'm sorry about this butter knife derail everybody.
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Mar 26, 2019 16:59
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You can cut yourself with literally anything if you're determined enough
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Mar 26, 2019 17:17
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If you're not using an offset spatula to spread butter, you're just not serious.
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Mar 26, 2019 17:22
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Cut out the middle man and just grab the stick of butter and eat it. Less dishes to clean, too.
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Mar 26, 2019 22:09
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Using the stick of butter like a giant crayon and colouring everything you want to eat in a butter colour is how professionals do it.
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Mar 26, 2019 22:16
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Mar 26, 2019 22:24
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MariusLecter posted:
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Mar 26, 2019 23:13
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For goodness sake, leave your butter out like a civilized person and use a plastic or wooden spreader so it doesn't transfer heat when buttering hot things.
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Mar 27, 2019 14:02
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HOW DARE YOU NOT DO THINGS HOW WE DO IN MY GEOGRAPHIC AREA
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Mar 27, 2019 17:57
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idg why you'd have a knife specifically for only spreading butter instead of using a regular knife but refrigerating butter so that it can't be spread is definitely stupid
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Mar 27, 2019 18:20
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Just take a bite out of the stick of butter then take a bite of bread. More efficient and no dishes to wash. You hoity toity pieces of poo poo with your fancy "knives" and "buttering techniques".
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Mar 27, 2019 18:29
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:refrigerating butter so that it can't be spread is definitely stupid Just make sure you have enough spare batteries on hand for your heated butter knife???  Or just splash out for a rechargeable heated butter knife if that's a problem???  Or just buy a thermally conductive titanium butter knife that uses the body warmth from your hand???? 
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Mar 27, 2019 18:33
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It's silly, but for people that don't leave out a stick at room temp.
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Mar 27, 2019 18:37
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What really sucks is when the room temperature is still too cool for spreadable butter.
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Mar 27, 2019 18:45
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just make sure you have enough spare batteries on hand for your heated butter knife???
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Mar 27, 2019 18:50
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Lifehack: hold your butter knife/ice cream scoop under the hot water tap for a few seconds
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Mar 27, 2019 19:06
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Shifty Nipples posted:What really sucks is when the room temperature is too hot to keep butter solid
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Mar 27, 2019 20:26
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Picnic Princess posted:Just take a bite out of the stick of butter then take a bite of bread. More efficient and no dishes to wash. You hoity toity pieces of poo poo with your fancy "knives" and "buttering techniques". Gweat, nao if tfhtuck to tha woof awf my moutfh. Fphnks a lot.
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Mar 27, 2019 20:31
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purple death ray posted:Lifehack: hold your butter knife/ice cream scoop under the hot water tap for a few seconds Alternately: shove it up your rear end for a few seconds (just don't let go). Edit: only if you have one of those flat, ice cream scraper things not an actual spoon scoop. I think the spoon scoop up the rear end would be unfortunate.
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Mar 27, 2019 20:41
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just make sure you have enough spare batteries on hand for your heated butter knife??? All these things do is put a thin film of molten butter on the blade so every piece of butter neatly slides off of the blade and onto the table.
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Aleph Null posted:Alternately: shove it up your rear end for a few seconds (just don't let go). What backwards-rear end country do you live in where all cutlery doesn't have a flared base for this reason??
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Mar 28, 2019 15:43
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Isaac Bashevis Singer was, indeed, not Indian but Polish. (Which would have been immediately obvious if I'd ever actually read any of his work.)
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nah it's still spreadable when it's melted all over the counter.
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If you have enough access to electricity to have a refrigerator to put butter in, you also have enough access to electricity for room temperature to be less than 95F.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:If you have enough access to electricity to have a refrigerator to put butter in, you also have enough access to electricity for room temperature to be less than 95F. lmao like im gonna run the aircon all day while i'm at work on a hot summer's day just to prevent my butter from melting. I could just stick it in the fridge instead, most people use butter in a tub rather than a stick. https://www.devondale.com.au/products/extra-soft-butter-blend This poo poo is only 38% Butter. Still tastes better than margarine
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PancakeTransmission posted:lmao like im gonna run the aircon all day while i'm at work on a hot summer's day just to prevent my butter from melting. I could just stick it in the fridge instead, most people use butter in a tub rather than a stick. Bring back Government Margarine Factory's Government Delicacy Margarine; it's delicious - says so right in the name! 
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PancakeTransmission posted:lmao like im gonna run the aircon all day while i'm at work on a hot summer's day just to prevent my butter from melting. I could just stick it in the fridge instead, most people use butter in a tub rather than a stick. i have things in my home other than butter that i don't want destroyed by humidity
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:i have things in my home other than butter that i don't want destroyed by humidity Funkopops and real dolls won't be any worse for a bit of humidity.
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Just wanna point out that wooden knifes are way better for the environment than metal. Since wood is a renewable resource and metal needs a lot of energy to smelt.
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Weatherwax posted:Just wanna point out that wooden knifes are way better for the environment than metal. Since wood is a renewable resource and metal needs a lot of energy to smelt. Harvesting and manufacturing wood products takes a lot of energy as well.
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And well cared for metal has basically infinite useful life, where wood very definitely does not, even when well cared for.
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Apr 1, 2019 16:02
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It's not like I'm having my knives personally forged.
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Apr 1, 2019 16:21
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A well made plastic knife will outlast human civilisation... and we use it once then pitch it, lol
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Aphrodite posted:It's not like I'm having my knives personally forged. Lol if you don't have Enrique powerfully hammer a new set of flatware for you on the house anvil for every meal
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Aphrodite posted:It's not like I'm having my knives personally forged.
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who the gently caress makes a knife out of wood
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cock hero flux posted:who the gently caress makes a knife out of wood The Finns evidently.
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What do you carve the wooden knife with, though
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