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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
oh my god the vote is going to be distributed across everything equally and they're going to no-deal their asses right off the cliff

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/27/18284011/elizabeth-warren-apple-right-to-repair-john-deere-law-presidential-campaign-iowa

warren is saying the right things to get my vote

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I want to personally thank the UK for giving me a raging dumpster fire to be on the outside looking in at, that isn't Two Scoops fist-loving the country I live in. Thank you for your service, the distraction is incredibly cathartic.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
:lol: at these chuds that think Hitler was a lefty socialist

http://m.newser.com/story/273122/abominable-congressman-links-democrats-nazis.html

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Wut indeed.

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1110946414023114753

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

didnt they say there were no sealed indictments

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


All the Fox talking heads that have been attacking Mueller for 2 years are now acting like he's their buddy. Of course that's all based off of Barr's letter. Depending on what's actually in the report they could very well slingshot back to wanting to lynch him. You'd think Hannity would for sure be careful since he has a direct line to Two Scoops and might actually know what's in the report.

Of course all of this is irrelevant because Fox viewers are morons who can't remember what they were thinking yesterday unless Sean or Tucker tells them.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

This was expected.

I am delighted they did not expect it.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

This article seems to miss the mark. Sure, he compared Democrats to Nazis, that's just standard conservative nonsense. But he also favorably quoted Hitler in comparing the Democrats to Jews.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

didnt they say there were no sealed indictments

"No sealed indictments", "not recommending further indictments", and "we totally have indictments in the pipeline that we started but haven't finished yet" can all be true statements.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
ok but colbert already crossed it off his whiteboard, so...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Oh please oh please oh please

I don't even want more indictments, just the full-bodied chaos this will cause everyone.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Man, I remember party of five. I mean that it existed and gave us Jennifer Love-Hewitt, but almost nothing beyond that. Goddamn the 90s were a strange time.

Matthew Fox also exists. He was in Bone Tomahawk for gods sake!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

didnt they say there were no sealed indictments

They said no MORE sealed indictments. There were already a ton generated during the investigation.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fallom posted:

They said no MORE sealed indictments. There were already a ton generated during the investigation.

Iirc there was also language referencing no further indictments which have been made and are still under seal.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



FAUXTON posted:

Iirc there was also language referencing no further indictments which have been made and are still under seal.

I mean it's possible the other sealed indictments that were noted are related to this now separate grand jury from the former SCO investigation. So they could be completely truthful in the context of the SCO investigation by saying there are no further indictments.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

Serious politicians have someone who manages a thing called the Foley File, named after (I think) one of Ike's aides. All it is is a long list of people who the president has met, how he knows them, and how they know each other. Before an event the pol gets a briefing about the guests.

Not that Billy Jeff isn't a tremendously intelligent and talented pol, but the reason he has that preternatural recall is because his people keep a solid Foley File.

That's true, but I think most successful politicians who rely on people skills (so all pols before the mass media age and still a bunch) have incredible recall for people. I witnessed Jay Inslee, by no means a political supernova, literally run into a local supporter in a hallway during a downticket election campaign and he immediately acted like he met an old friend, saying his name, asking about his wife, making small talk. That guy was just a typical volunteers for local campaigns guy and there's no way Inslee knew he'd be there.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Casimir Radon posted:

Of course all of this is irrelevant because Fox viewers are morons who can't remember what they were thinking yesterday unless Sean or Tucker tells them.

We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

DoktorLoken posted:

I mean it's possible the other sealed indictments that were noted are related to this now separate grand jury from the former SCO investigation. So they could be completely truthful in the context of the SCO investigation by saying there are no further indictments.

There's also the possibility that there's still evidence to be presented to the GJ.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


DoktorLoken posted:

I mean it's possible the other sealed indictments that were noted are related to this now separate grand jury from the former SCO investigation. So they could be completely truthful in the context of the SCO investigation by saying there are no further indictments.

I just think trying to parse tea leaves is an exercise in futility until we actually see some form of the actual report. Everyone is leaking info for a reason, and Mueller himself comes from a background in the FBI and as a federal prosecutor with all the institutional bias that entails.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Handsome Ralph posted:

If you didn't see it, John Oliver interviewed her for Last Week Tonight a couple of weeks back. It was a really good interview and it reaffirmed my belief that she didn't deserve any of the poo poo she caught from Dems or Republicans and is a far better person than most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7Eh6JTKIg

If I were married and my wife cheated on me with Obama I wouldn’t call that scandalous on her part I would call that understandable because Obama :swoon:

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Fallom posted:

They said no MORE sealed indictments. There were already a ton generated during the investigation.

Ah, the No HomerS Club approach to language.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

colachute posted:

If I were married and my wife cheated on me with Obama I wouldn’t call that scandalous on her part I would call that understandable because Obama :swoon:

Obama hosed your wife!

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Just when you think that this administration could not possibly be any more evil...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/betsy-devos-grilled-congress-over-proposed-elimination-special-olympics-funding-n987751


Yep, gonna cut out money for disabled children to pay for a corporate tax cut including 18 million from the special olympics

:smugdon:

e: time for some day drinkin'

ee: Gonna sit on my back porch, drink beer and flip off the construction workers building apartments behind my house

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 27, 2019

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



What's wrong with the construction workers?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

DoktorLoken posted:

What's wrong with the construction workers?

nothing, its him

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

They're not being flipped off enough?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

DoktorLoken posted:

What's wrong with the construction workers?

They chopped all the trees down and only drive their equipment backwards so it beeps all day :mad:

I'm just being facetious...I know its not their fault that the owners are lovely and didn't give a single gently caress about the people in the bordering neighborhood

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Reign Of Pain posted:

Just when you think that this administration could not possibly be any more evil...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/betsy-devos-grilled-congress-over-proposed-elimination-special-olympics-funding-n987751


Yep, gonna cut out money for disabled children to pay for a corporate tax cut including 18 million from the special olympics

:smugdon:

e: time for some day drinkin'

ee: Gonna sit on my back porch, drink beer and flip off the construction workers building apartments behind my house

This is loving disgraceful.

Coldwar timewarp
May 8, 2007



Reign Of Pain posted:

They chopped all the trees down and only drive their equipment backwards so it beeps all day :mad:

I'm just being facetious...I know its not their fault that the owners are lovely and didn't give a single gently caress about the people in the bordering neighborhood

A NIMBY as well. How many other flattering positions do you hold?

Let me check that sweet sweet rapsheet...

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Coldwar timewarp posted:

A NIMBY as well. How many other flattering positions do you hold?

Let me check that sweet sweet rapsheet...

Oh no, he insulted the honor of the noble construction men. Will Lord Coldwar Timewarp defend their honor? Can he possibly shitpost enough in the small kingdom of GiP?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
^^ lol ^^

Coldwar timewarp posted:

A NIMBY as well. How many other flattering positions do you hold?

Let me check that sweet sweet rapsheet...

Its not that it's there but about how they went about it.

They cut down a lot more trees than necessary. Thank god Austin protects live oaks or it would haven been all parking lot

When they built the required divider wall they cut the root system to a lot of trees on this street so when harvey came through those trees went down.

They have also repeatedly violated noise ordinances by working before and after the hours they're allowed to.

petty witch
Mar 18, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
rapsheets are meaningless imo

you will never see all of a powerful posters scars in one place

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldwar timewarp posted:

A NIMBY as well. How many other flattering positions do you hold?

Let me check that sweet sweet rapsheet...

Your near-virgin rapsheet is proof that you lick the crocs of the internet-cops.

petty witch
Mar 18, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
huh, didnt mean to post in this thread, but i welcome destruction

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

petty witch posted:

huh, didnt mean to post in this thread, but i welcome destruction

AMAB

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Clarifies it's only for Farm Equipment also she'd make a way better VP or something than actual President

petty witch
Mar 18, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
well im gonna get probed anyway https://twitter.com/themermacorn/status/1110922917129408512

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i move that this becomes the official buttigieg campaign song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrgv3D0sWc8

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
At this point, the simulation is so broken it's just making GBS threads out madlibs, mixed with Clue.

https://twitter.com/Emily_Saul_/status/1110995626353938433?s=19

Background: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/24/nyregion/nxivm-arrest-seagram-heiress.html

IT WAS THE [pork] [tycoon] CHARGED WITH [polygamy] FOR ALLEGEDLY [running for president without a license] IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD [2019]

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