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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the third day of Brexit votes – MPs have voted to seek an extension of article 50 beyond 29 March by backing a government motion forced on Theresa May by the Commons" Telegraph: Matt: Theresa May to hold third vote on Brexit deal in hope DUP backing will push it through Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Donald Trump criticizes Theresa May for 'how badly' Brexit talks have gone Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... The hard line Brexiteer MPs
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 23:51 |
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Guavanaut posted:GWB at a minimum managed to pronounce it with a far longer a than necessary, which caused controversy/amusement among the classes that care. OooOOooh I see what's going on here. Because you have a non-rhotic dialect you don't pronouce the r in marm, and therefore you have mistaken it for the much more common American Ma'am. "Marm" is an archaic American pronunciation, conserved in words like "schoolmarm," but long ago fallen out of use. Ma'am will have a higher, more nasally A sound than is typical in British dialects and no r, and is mostly likely the word Bush used.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 00:04 |
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Thinking about it, I should have gone with 'mahm' but I'm not sure it would have registered as strongly. Goatface made the point best, rhymes with ham, neither harm nor Brahms.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 00:10 |
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A good Matt?
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 00:23 |
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Guavanaut posted:Thinking about it, I should have gone with 'mahm' but I'm not sure it would have registered as strongly. yeah i've never heard of marm either. older hick accents like in andy griffith would add another syllable to ma'am, coming out like "mayam", accent on the first syllable
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 08:51 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the spread of online extremism – YouTube, Facebook and Twitter are struggling to stop videos of the Christchurch attack spreading on their platforms, as users upload new copies of the footage faster than the sites can take them down" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: After Meissonier. Times: Sir Vince Cable to stand down as Lib Dem leader in May Mail: PAUL THOMAS on…the break-up of the Fab Four Stephen Collins:
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 22:44 |
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It got a laugh from me.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 23:28 |
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Observer: "New Zealand's darkest day – Chris Riddell responds to the mosque attacks in Christchurch" Sunday Telegraph: Matt: Independent on Sunday: Christchurch attack: tech firms must clean up platforms - Javid Sunday Times:
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# ? Mar 17, 2019 17:29 |
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Home Secretary Sajid Javid throwing corrosive substances around? Not sure what message that's supposed to send.
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# ? Mar 17, 2019 17:32 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Theresa May's plea for her Brexit deal – The prime minister on Sunday warned MPs that if they failed to back her Brexit deal at the third time of asking then Brussels might insist on a lengthy delay, potentially scuppering chances of leaving the EU altogether." Telegraph: Matt: Independent: May in make-or-break bid to gain DUP support for her Brexit deal Times: Evening Standard:
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 22:53 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the demands of portraying Brexit – Solicitor general says Speaker’s move to thwart third meaningful vote could lead to ‘constitutional crisis’" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Giant bronze statue of crouching woman arrives in Plymouth Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Brexit and Speaker Bercow 'I thought it was aimed at our Brexit-wrecking Mps' David Squires:
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 21:39 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May pleading to the EU – The prime minister asks EU for Brexit delay as cabinet remains in deadlock" After Cruikshank. Telegraph: Independent: How John Bercow used an archaic parliamentary rule from 1604 to thwart Theresa May's Brexit deal Times: Evening Standard: Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Speaker Bercow, the spanner in the works
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 20:14 |
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I liked Paul Thomas more when he discovered his love of tattoos. He is definitely worse now that he's in the Mail, with the Express he barely tried to make any point at all.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 20:18 |
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I see nick clegg gave bercow his mouthegg
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 15:27 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's short Brexit extension – Prime minister says longer delay would mean a failure to deliver on 2016 referendum" After Dali. Telegraph: Brexit: EU poised to insist on withdrawal no later than 22 May Matt: Independent: Times: High-strength cannabis increases risk of mental health problems Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Evening Standard: Edvard Munch's Scream isn't screaming, says British Museum Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… Biblical saga of Brexit delay
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:53 |
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So the eu is the Garden of eden in this metaphor ?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 13:10 |
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Paul Thomas confirmed as Gnostic or Yazidi?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 13:20 |
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I see the fox, but no badger.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:50 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's attempt to blame Brexit delays on MPs – The PM’s address to the nation showed her impatience with the Commons" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Mrs May's bid for more time
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 22:28 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Matt: £650,000 a year.
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 09:38 |
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I quite like Bob's May, there's a real bug-eyed owlishness to it.
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 10:16 |
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Doccykins posted:£650,000 a year. I'm almost certain he's got pictures of the Barkley brothers spitroasting a pig.
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 10:47 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on what lies ahead for Theresa May – A late-night meeting with Donald Tusk and Jean-Claude Juncker gave the PM some new options" Telegraph: After Escher. Bonus! Video: Seeing the bright side of Brexit - behind the scenes with Telegraph cartoonists Matt Pritchett and Bob Moran Matt: One million join march against Brexit as Tories plan to oust May Independent: After Tolouse-Lautrec. The i paper: Times: Stephen Collins:
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:29 |
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That Collins
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:40 |
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you'd think I'd be tired of Gee Sure Looks Like May Is In A Hopeless Situation cartoons by now but that Jennings actually made me lightly snort somewhat. And Bob's helpless May almost makes me feel a bit sorry for her (until I think about what she's done for more than half a second, of course, but still) in a few generations she'll be some kind of folk tale parents tell their children about not doing things you don't have a plan how to do just for the sake of status or something. did you know Old Therrimay The Blithering Incompetent was actually based on a prime minister? it's true! she did not actually live in the woods but her best friend was a talking fish
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 00:33 |
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Even if that Private Eye article about Matt getting paid £650,000 was off by a whole 0 I would say it's too much.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:14 |
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Observer: "End of the road for Theresa May's Brexit – Stymied by Jacob Rees-Mogg and the ERG, the prime minister lurches towards oblivion" Sunday Telegraph: Matt: As Tory MPs plot May’s downfall, her last allies battle for her survival Independent on Sunday: Sunday Times:
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:43 |
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Oh come the gently caress on, Matt. The comma alone would have made it a better joke. Sorry you’re going Sorry, you’re going Of course you have to hamfistedly cram an extra “but” in because subtlety doesn’t pay 650k.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 06:38 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on reports that Michael Gove could act as caretaker PM – Gove and David Lidington, named as possible interim successors to Theresa May, have played down speculation about the PM’s future" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Boris Johnson urges Theresa May to 'channel Moses' and tell EU 'let my people go' over Brexit
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:18 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Mueller report and Russian interference – Donald Trump is set to weaponise the special counsel’s finding of no collusion with Russia in his bid for re-election, turning vindication into vengeance with an assault on Democrats and the media" Telegraph: Matt: Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Brexiteer MPs are apparently borrowing terms from the KKK – could this be why? Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the caretaker Prime Minister David Squires:
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 23:50 |
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Jesus I just googled Skillzy, that is terrifying
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 00:36 |
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The Nodealzy panel is loving incredible.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 00:59 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Matt: what
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 01:40 |
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To mainsplain the pic: it refers to the fear that the house of parliament are now going to negotiate a soft brexit, but the artist made it a joke about mainsplaining so they don't have to admit that they actually agree that lexit is bad.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 01:43 |
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To Mattsplain it, tea makes biscuits soft, pay me £2,500 for my time explaining this.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 16:26 |
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Adams is such a lovely artist he can't even get the colours of the robes right.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 19:42 |
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"Oops, I forgot a joke!"
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 20:06 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: Putin with the latex gloves there. He's a pro.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 20:47 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the influence of Tory factions over Theresa May – Hard Brexiters have been asked if they will back the PM’s deal in return for her quitting" Telegraph: Van Gogh: How London inspired a genius Matt: Oliver Letwin: the unlikely Brexit rebel Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Brexit news latest: Jacob Rees-Mogg signals he could back Theresa May's deal despite being vocal critic Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… Parliament taking back control
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:25 |
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I feel like the world where Parliament is just a giant angry anthromorphic clock tower would be a better one tbh
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