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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
I don't click any of these links and have been assuming y'all have been talking about silicone cock rings with regards to human ownership and traveling abroad and machining safety and I'm just disgusted with all of you

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Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
Is that what "cross fit rings" are? Cock rings you wear while exercising?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Christoph posted:

Is that what "cross fit rings" are? Cock rings you wear while exercising?

The ring gives you rhabdomyolysis

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I searched for some silicone rings awhile back, and now some of my recs are for disturbing giant dildos from horses, dragons, wolves etc.

Thanks for watching out for me Aliexpress :thumbsup:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




bad posts ahead!!! posted:

probably should document some of the interesting gothy poo poo i have in a megapost here sometime

pls

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
goffic garbage (and other random crap):


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bea....1f682e0eTS4bJl


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bas....75102e0eBWjQUY


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ove....2bb82e0ecpgf0t


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New....2f012e0eAhsvpp


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Doc....1efb2e0eFbA1Vn


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201....2bb82e0ecpgf0t


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Got....7e5c2e0eR0Onlr


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bab....7e5c2e0eR0Onlr


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Spo....7b2d2e0em90o2Q


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QIH....7a732e0el8emI6


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pat....37db2e0eWWkyHm


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lyc....37db2e0eWWkyHm


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LEQ....994d2e0eOgmwoG

i have about 25 pages more to get through, so lol

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Mar 28, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

deoju posted:

I got an enamel pin of him in this pose. It's god tier rock n roll imagery imo.

I'm too lazy to find a link but I'm sure you can find it.

Yeah. The dude had probably the greatest voice in the history of rock ‘n’ roll, and maybe the best power poses, too.


Koalas March posted:

Link please! A friend's birthday is coming up and he'd love those.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Freddie-Mercury-The-Queen-Band-T-Shirt-Mens-Hip-Hop-Rock-Hipster-T-Shirt-Casual-Tshirts/32958647596.html


super sweet best pal posted:

Bootleg is the way to go after Bohemian Rhapsody won Best Editing.

I saw that clip where they’re all sitting at the table, and the camera is flashing around from face to face at warp speed. I will probably never see that movie.


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

And if it's not buttplugs, it's cock rings. Cock rings all the way down.

Right on the first page of the app, I just saw an anime girl mousepad where the character has her legs pulled up to her ears, her butt is actually made of rubber mounds that stick up above the rest of the mousepad, and she’s covered in cartoon (I hope) cum. On of the pictures for another mousepad on that page features a hand pinching the silicone titty mound.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
its real cum

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003




(its real: https://pitchfork.com/news/45193-disney-is-selling-a-joy-division-mickey-mouse-shirt/ )

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
uuuuuuuuuugghh

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bLP2UrfK


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/qqNNjuG


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/ctWCX3NO


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/FS7Wf72


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/biTA4uSy


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/byupDHy4


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/OhZj7Qg


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/byTevtkG


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bdf7K0ko


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bZe3oLeY

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Mar 28, 2019

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Moon Atari posted:

A clever bit of skirting around trademarks on these Mke airs:



There is an extra strip of material joining the tick into a loop, but only the tick is actually stitched on. You can snip off that little bit and leave just the tick if you want to complete the trademark infringement yourself.

That owns.


I can't stop laughing.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/sWRNHRK

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
presented by the "Ancient Immovable Telephone Store"

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Mashed the Buy Now button for the overthink everything ghost, and the black heart pins. Good job, thread. And the Joy Division tees remind me that I need to get the one that looks like cats.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sum...sAbTest=ae803_4

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Devian666 posted:

I must say the quality of the flag doormats is exceptional. I do recommend buying the one with the Australian flag.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/40-...f1-1ed0de9c5177

fuckin' oath oval office

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
20% cashback on shopback for AliExpress for the next few hours, but I have nothing I have been sitting on in my wishlist.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
an accurate portrayal of what goes through my mind when i see a cop:


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/c1BCEveo

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

:nws:This sure is a thing you can stick your dick into:nws:







goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a fancy looking fucktank. Something you can really put on a shelf to show off to your visitors.

TorakFade
Oct 3, 2006

I strongly disapprove



Isn't this something out of, like, Guantanamo?

I think I wouldn't want my dick powerfully shocked, but what do I know

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Yeah gently caress any type of shocking on any of my body

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

TorakFade posted:

Isn't this something out of, like, Guantanamo?

I think I wouldn't want my dick powerfully shocked, but what do I know

Guantanamo Bae :o:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Guantanamo Bae :o:

Christ lol

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





ah yeah gimme some of that hyperthermia

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

mike12345 posted:

ah yeah gimme some of that hyperthermia

Aww yeah loving carbonise my hog

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


Teach posted:

Mashed the Buy Now button for the overthink everything ghost, and the black heart pins. Good job, thread. And the Joy Division tees remind me that I need to get the one that looks like cats.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sum...sAbTest=ae803_4

You aren't saving that much money and the shirt material probably sucks https://www.threadless.com/product/5040


One still has his balls.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc...54-8c4f28c76662

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
First Aliexpress purchase!

A while back I was asking in this thread about Bluetooth headphones as I had left my old pair on a plane. Bluedio was highly recommended. They have been announcing a sale for a few weeks that started today.

Using a $6 off new user coupon I feel like I got a hell of a buy:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2977819930.html

Newest Bluedio T7 noise cancelling (plus a whole boatload of other features) bluetooth headphones, I paid $36! Stoked!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wait the headphones have face recognition?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

flashy_mcflash posted:

Wait the headphones have face recognition?

It says that but I think it means if you take them off it pauses and if you put them back on it resumes play, Engrish

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Dammit. Now you made me go and install the app!

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Meskhenet posted:

Are any of the lego movie 2 lego set appearing on AE yet?

I want the ultrakatty but cant justify dropping $50 dolladoos on it.

Various minifigs and Apocalypseburg are widely available if you search for 'brick movie 2' and the other sets are up for preorder. Just search by the Lego set number and you'll get listings.

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.

I've been looking for this as a regular shirt but can't find it anywhere, been googling for hours. Hours.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

everdave posted:

First Aliexpress purchase!

A while back I was asking in this thread about Bluetooth headphones as I had left my old pair on a plane. Bluedio was highly recommended. They have been announcing a sale for a few weeks that started today.

Using a $6 off new user coupon I feel like I got a hell of a buy:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2977819930.html

Newest Bluedio T7 noise cancelling (plus a whole boatload of other features) bluetooth headphones, I paid $36! Stoked!

Thats awesome! I’m sure you’ll like them and thats one hell of a deal IMO.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Where are you that you’re able to use this link? In NY I get a message that it’s unavailable according to local laws

E- using a vpn to China and Japan didn’t work either. I dont really care about the jerkoff sculpture but I hate thinking I’m missing the full Aliexperience.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
can’t see it in canada either

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Cum Galleon posted:

I've been looking for this as a regular shirt but can't find it anywhere, been googling for hours. Hours.

same, i might be able to use a seam ripper to cut out the fake sleeves that are just under the real short sleeves, and re-hem if necessary

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

everdave posted:

It says that but I think it means if you take them off it pauses and if you put them back on it resumes play, Engrish

That's a cool feature, thanks! I might pick up a pair for myself since i had the old version of those Bluedios, which my kid snapped in half. Don't worry, I got her back by buying her a bunch of lead-painted Shopkins from China.

heeheex2 posted:

can’t see it in canada either

Yeah, not that I want what looks like a dustbuster for your dilz, but I've never had the app spit out "according to local laws and regulations, this item could not be shown" before . And I've looked up some grody nonsense.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Mar 29, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

everdave posted:

A while back I was asking in this thread about Bluetooth headphones as I had left my old pair on a plane. Bluedio was highly recommended. They have been announcing a sale for a few weeks that started today.

Does anyone have experience with their Bluetooth phone headsets? The last cheap one I bought was completely useless, because no one could understand what I was saying through the microphone.

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
Are you trying to view the dick hoover on the app? cause naughty stuff is hidden on the app because of app store rules.

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