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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


do it DO IT

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
There goes the mace, everybody go home and enjoy the porn while you still can.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
lol the UK is hosed, welp time to go home ITS THE WEEKEND

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

JFairfax posted:

Parliament has a lot of bars

They have bars in the actual building, don't they?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

thanks for a pan to the doomsday BREXIT clock, the Guardian

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




alnilam posted:

do it DO IT

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

twoday posted:

So no deal is confirmed?

This truly is Brexit day

at this point it's probably either general election + european elections + long delay or no deal

probably a general election unless may is truly stubborn, or the eu says they're sick of the uk's poo poo

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


brexit!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Concerned Citizen posted:

probably a general election unless may is truly stubborn

So you're saying the other thing will happen.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



frankenfreak posted:

The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended


The proceeding has ended

HOUSE OF COMMONS SOUNDS

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

HOUSE OF COMMONS SOUND

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Cao Ni Ma posted:

HOUSE OF COMMONS SOUNDS

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

HOUSE OF COMMONS SOUND

you must gather your party before venturing forth

uncertainty
Aug 8, 2011


twoday posted:

So no deal is confirmed?

This truly is Brexit day

This chart shows all the options:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

prefect posted:

They have bars in the actual building, don't they?

Yes they do

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

prefect posted:

They have bars in the actual building, don't they?

The Lord’s bar, The Bishop’s bar, The Peer’s dining room, The Peer’s guest room, The Pugin room, The Terrace Pavillion, The Stranger’s bar, The Terrace Cafeteria, The Thames Pavillion, The Speaker’s State Rooms, The River restaurant, Bellamy’s, The Debate, The Jubilee room, The Adjournment, The Member’s Dining Room, The Stranger’s Dining Room, The Sport’s and Social bar, The Inter-Parliamentary Union Room, The Churchill Room, The Cholmondeley Room, The Barry room, The Home room, The Jubilee Cafe, The Atlee Room, Millbank House Cafeteria, The River dining rooms and Moncrieffs (the club house for journalists).

My list of places is not exhaustive, as I am told that there are nearly 30 places to drink across the entire parliamentary estate.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
isn't it against the law to run a vote on the same drat thing two or three times?

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Is there a possibility that a general election happens, Tories win, May is PM again and everyone nukes the UK out of spite.

That seems, well not ideal, but fitting.

DSLAM
Apr 4, 2008



Funny that they can vote on the same deal several times but another referendum is haram

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Is there a possibility that a general election happens, Tories win, May is PM again and everyone nukes the UK out of spite.

That seems, well not ideal, but fitting.

how is this not ideal?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Lord’s bar, The Bishop’s bar, The Peer’s dining room, The Peer’s guest room, The Pugin room, The Terrace Pavillion, The Stranger’s bar, The Terrace Cafeteria, The Thames Pavillion, The Speaker’s State Rooms, The River restaurant, Bellamy’s, The Debate, The Jubilee room, The Adjournment, The Member’s Dining Room, The Stranger’s Dining Room, The Sport’s and Social bar, The Inter-Parliamentary Union Room, The Churchill Room, The Cholmondeley Room, The Barry room, The Home room, The Jubilee Cafe, The Atlee Room, Millbank House Cafeteria, The River dining rooms and Moncrieffs (the club house for journalists).

My list of places is not exhaustive, as I am told that there are nearly 30 places to drink across the entire parliamentary estate.

being an mp owns huh

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Is there a possibility that a general election happens, Tories win, May is PM again and everyone nukes the UK out of spite.

That seems, well not ideal, but fitting.

that’s seems like the most likely result

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Concerned Citizen posted:

how is this not ideal?

It would be cruel. To Europeans who expect the Brits dismantling themselves to last for another season or so.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Everything for sale in the bars is subsidised by the taxpayer

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

uncertainty posted:

This chart shows all the options:



Every time we end up trapped inside one of these flow charts, it always goes to the question mark, which then later unfolds into another flowchart

Someone should combine them all into a single flowchart so we can see how far we've come

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

DSLAM posted:

Funny that they can vote on the same deal several times but another referendum is haram

We're close to having a 2nd GE since the Referendum but it's ludicrous to think people's minds could have changed before the referendum decision is carried out.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

twoday posted:

Every time we end up trapped inside one of these flow charts, it always goes to the question mark, which then later unfolds into another flowchart

Someone should combine them all into a single flowchart so we can see how far we've come

They actually just loop back around

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The problem with a second referendum is what is the other choice except for remain? We need a general election first

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PrivateEyeNews/status/1105772964782526465

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the Queen should make Cameron figure it out.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
As an American, I feel joy that for the first time, I get to laugh at my cousins across the ocean in exchange for all of the laughs we have provided them

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



wait no, general elections, Tories win, hard brexiter as new PM

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Hot take: Brexit and Brexit flowcharts are very simple and not complex at all, but a lot of MP enablers have a vested interest in obsfucating it as much as possible so nobody has to take responsibilities and all consequences can be unloaden on people who went to schools that are free.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


excuse me, but this flowchart does not loop back around to say BREXIT

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trying to figure out what's funnier

no deal brexit

or the uk stays in the EU and this was just an exercise in parliamentary futility to agitate the populace

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Randler posted:

It would be cruel. To Europeans who expect the Brits dismantling themselves to last for another season or so.

The maximum chaos option is way more entertaining though. Even "no deal" has a greater element of certainty.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Lastgirl posted:

trying to figure out what's funnier

no deal brexit

or the uk stays in the EU and this was just an exercise in parliamentary futility to agitate the populace

No deal Brexit for one-logical second, UK is readmitted to EU on 00:01 April 13th, losing all its rebates and exemptions in the process. As result from this, every zero-rated good is now taxed at the general VAT rate, functionally leading to Hard Brexit-tier supply issues.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
general election, somehow nicola sturgeon is now prime minister

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Randler posted:

Hot take: Brexit and Brexit flowcharts are very simple and not complex at all, but a lot of MP enablers have a vested interest in obsfucating it as much as possible so nobody has to take responsibilities and all consequences can be unloaden on people who went to schools that are free.

is there a superchart that charts the flow branches from the beginning of the process?

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is May going to do a referendum for her deal now?

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Lord’s bar, The Bishop’s bar, The Peer’s dining room, The Peer’s guest room, The Pugin room, The Terrace Pavillion, The Stranger’s bar, The Terrace Cafeteria, The Thames Pavillion, The Speaker’s State Rooms, The River restaurant, Bellamy’s, The Debate, The Jubilee room, The Adjournment, The Member’s Dining Room, The Stranger’s Dining Room, The Sport’s and Social bar, The Inter-Parliamentary Union Room, The Churchill Room, The Cholmondeley Room, The Barry room, The Home room, The Jubilee Cafe, The Atlee Room, Millbank House Cafeteria, The River dining rooms and Moncrieffs (the club house for journalists).

My list of places is not exhaustive, as I am told that there are nearly 30 places to drink across the entire parliamentary estate.

:eyepop:

I was expecting two or three. :wotwot:

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