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YOU, SMALL BRAINED, STARVING, IN DUNGEON: there's no food anywhere! I'll die here in this debtors prison! ME, ONE WITH THE GALAXY, PILE OF BONES: I voted Leave.
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SKULL.GIF posted:india getting the UK's permanent UNSC seat probably wouldn't be good for the india/pakistan situation I've thought before that some president looking for a Nobel could offer to sponsor India to be added as a permanent member of the Security Council as a strong incentive to get Kashmir settled permanently. Dunno what you'd offer Pakistan, but I hear their military establishment likes giant stacks of money.
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Im just a silly american but do tories have like a 45% baseline parliamentary representation even if they poo poo in their own mouths and mush the poop in between their teeth and really coat the tongue with it kind of like republicans in the US? also why did a bunch of labor (yeah its spelled that way u loving savages) vote against the 2nd referendum that seems weird
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Scionix posted:Im just a silly american but do tories have like a 45% baseline parliamentary representation even if they poo poo in their own mouths and mush the poop in between their teeth and really coat the tongue with it In polling yeah basically. Any poll showing them falling below 40 is basically communism It remains to be seen what their vote floor is but their polling floor is very high
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Mar 29, 2019 18:49
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Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this whole Brexit thing hasn't been very well planned right from the start.
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Stoatbringer posted:Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this whole Brexit thing hasn't been very well planned right from the start. give them some slack it all came on very suddenly, it's not like they've had years to work on this
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Mar 29, 2019 18:52
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Squizzle posted:THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, AND YOUR CHANCES OF BREXIT DRASTIC GO DOWN
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Mar 29, 2019 18:52
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Man, the later levels of Baba is You do get really tough.
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Mar 29, 2019 18:56
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UKs entire economy will be propped up by Games Workshop models.
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Mar 29, 2019 19:01
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Glenn Quebec posted:UKs entire economy will be propped up by Games Workshop models. Sorry guys, Medical Supplies is still in early access so we're working out a lot of bugs, but be sure to preorder the Insulin DLC
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Mar 29, 2019 19:03
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Teresa May resign u godawful mould goblin
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Mar 29, 2019 19:04
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https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1111688875704020994
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Mar 29, 2019 19:13
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Victory Position posted:YOU, SMALL BRAINED, STARVING, IN DUNGEON: there's no food anywhere! I'll die here in this debtors prison! galaxy boned'
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Mar 29, 2019 19:21
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Feral Integral posted:galaxy boned'
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Mar 29, 2019 19:24
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I do find it amusing that they find famine with borders to be more free than prosperity without borders Like, you would think at some point you realize perpetual poverty is a greater limitation of freedom than a contractual agreement with other European powers on a unified economy
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Mar 29, 2019 19:25
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do find it amusing that they find famine with borders to be more free than prosperity without borders Everything is funny in 2019, my friend.
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Mar 29, 2019 19:28
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Bryter posted:It's not entirely clear that that's the case constitutionally post-FTPA, and opinion generally leans towards the idea that a failed Queen's speech wouldn't automatically cause a government to collapse any more, but it would put intense pressure on the PM to resign which she uh doesn't seem too responsive to so far Oh right, I forgot about the FTPA. I sometimes assume that the UK has the same setup we have here in Canada. That law seems pretty dumb and being able to attach no-confidence amendment to these votes on May's deal would have helped a lot with the deadlock (for beter or worse I guess)
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The current brexit situation is confusing to all but the most experiences brexiteers, but I will explain it in simple terms. Let me use this example: Imagine four deals on the edge of the cliffs of dover. Say may sends a direct copy of the deal nearest the cliff to the back of the line of deals, which takes the place of the first deal. The formerly first deal becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth one fails. Brexit works the same way.
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Mar 29, 2019 19:31
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jacob reese mogg standing over may's dead body, smoking a cigarette boris johnson skips up: "wow jake good stuff, got her good aye?" jacbo: "please, boris. she had a family." *puffs the word brexit in smoke from the cigarette*
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Mar 29, 2019 19:34
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do find it amusing that they find famine with borders to be more free than prosperity without borders The British public haven't been offered prosperity in a decade or more. How prosperous are UK goons feeling right now in the EU I wonder? My prospects are like... hope my grandparents have enough money left over after spending it all on carers so when they die they leave me some money towards a deposit on a little flat in the middle of nowhere. It was basically a choice between life being poo poo or life being more poo poo BUT you get to put one in the eye of the fuckers for daring to ask you to back them up I voted remain btw but I wasn't doing it because of the wonderful bounty coming my way from being joined at the hip to the German version of the IMF
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Mar 29, 2019 19:37
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I have seen Brexit in my dreams and it is beautiful. oh my dear poster, it is beautiful. it has no skin and it feels everything, it is the purest of form of decay
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Mar 29, 2019 19:37
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i don't know a lot about politics over there but i've been watching a bunch of videos and i wanna be the guy who yells, "ORDAH...ORDAAAAH!"
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Mar 29, 2019 19:38
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kolby posted:i don't know a lot about politics over there but i've been watching a bunch of videos and i wanna be the guy who yells, "ORDAH...ORDAAAAH!" that's bercow, he's the in-house comedian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNey_iUrl8
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Mar 29, 2019 19:40
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Taintrunner posted:that's bercow, he's the in-house comedian that guy owns and a bunch of related videos came up that i will keep myself busy with for next 5 hours
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Mar 29, 2019 19:43
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Hentai Jihadist posted:The British public haven't been offered prosperity in a decade or more. The British have oppressed, murdered and ransacked the world for centuries beforehand though. Karma finally catching up to them is a good thing.
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Mar 29, 2019 19:50
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Randler posted:The British have oppressed, murdered and ransacked the world for centuries beforehand though. Karma finally catching up to them is a good thing. Yeah, much like American prosperity, the lack of economic opportunities in the UK is not because of an exploitation by "globalists" but instead because they ran out of people to steal from. Brexit wasn;t about freedom from control by the EU, it was about the fantasy that the UK could go back to bullying everyone else to plunder the earth
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Mar 29, 2019 19:53
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euphronius posted:so uh what is Parliaments plan for global warming considering most of England will be underwater in 20 years or so. Several years of trying and failing to brexit from the sea
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Johnny Bercow sat down on the speakers chair with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “drat.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at the house of commons. Alreddy the sun was sitting Westminster castle ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of a free britain but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. He lit a lamberd and butler brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-spam being tongued by one of May's slamhounds. When he got back to London proper, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it brexit hard. "OOOOOORRRDERRRR"
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brexit is the most elaborate game of Calvinball I've ever seen 
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Brexit is now causing new genres of autism
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Randler posted:The British have oppressed, murdered and ransacked the world for centuries beforehand though. while this is of course true, none of the people worst affected by the neoliberal hellworld we live in were in any way responsible for that like I get what you're saying and if britain was a single person doing all of that stuff that person would have it coming big time but I have a hard time looking at someone like a single parent of a child with a disability going into personal bankruptcy and going "yeah, gently caress you that's what you get rear end in a top hat" over this e: sorry for being that guy
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Squizzle posted:paizo gonna make their own parliament
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Raskolnikov38 posted:AND YOUR CHANCES OF BREXIT DRASTIC GO DOWN
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there should be a second referendum but instead of options like leave or remain it should just be a blank piece of a4 paper with a question at the top: what does brexit mean
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