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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Phobic Nest posted:

They just outlawed hamberders.

Isn't that already illegal?

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Earth posted:

You just jogged my memory. They DID reference the "Obamacare" and said something like, "Oh, just like how you read about Obamacare right before you voted on it." Are you the one who has posted here saying that you track what's going on in Fox News land to keep track of their talking points? It's loving unreal that they are literally spouting propaganda talking points at Lowes.

If you ever watch fox news you can pretty quickly figure out what every conservative in the country is going to be talking about all day and probably also forever

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Mummy Xzibit posted:

While I truly think the link between suicide and gun ownership is real and pressing, I'm more concerned by the link between gun ownership and violence against a spouse or relative.

If you're a fanatical gun owner and you use one of your boom dildos to off yourself and yourself only, I'm glad you did it before you hurt anybody else.

Bad point aside having a gun in your house increases the risk of successful suicide for everyone in the house, not just the owner.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

TulliusCicero posted:

All of these dumbass graphs miss the loving point that young people are having less sex because they have no money and are horribly depressed because debt and expenses is the eternal Sword of Damocles over our heads, not even mentioning our generation's concerns for the climate

It's not loving rocket science that people don't want to gently caress when they are under duress

I think it's an even easier explanation than that, in the last 10 years dating has changed dramatically with apps like Tinder and smartphones. The idea of randomly meeting someone or hitting on someone at a bar, movie, concert, etc. is just a hilarious afterthought of a bygone 90's rom-com era. The reality is people are on their phones constantly and that's a huge social 'force field' or signal not to approach someone in person. We've moved all romance and flirting to apps and those apps are not an equal marketplace--only the cream rises to the top and sees success with them (lots of good data in this article about how the apps are only working for a small group of people that present well on them: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/ ). So it makes sense that for people who present well and figure out how to game the apps they'll have great success with lots of partners, while others are just swiping and swiping and swiping with no luck.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Critical posted:

Honest question: Does anyone in here even watch TV regularly? I haven't even turned on Netflix in a couple years now. The only thing i watched was Game of Thrones and I have zero interest in the new season. Thanks depression!

Was thinking about this the other day, I watch maybe 20 hours of live TV a year, broadcast over the air or on cable at a friend's house. So I see very very little live advertising. The series shows are all watched with no commercials on Netflix or similar. It really feels like you are less susceptible to bullshit when you're not being fed corporate propaganda 24/7.

Sinister_Beekeeper posted:

We're at a 50 year peak.

Also CDC stats if you're interested.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db330.htm

See also: 2/3rds of all gun deaths in the US are suicides:

https://www.vox.com/2015/10/1/18000510/gun-suicide-homicide-comparison


He's tried many times to eliminate funding for Great Lakes cleanup:

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/11/president-donald-trump-great-lakes-funds-new-budget/3129234002/

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

mod sassinator posted:

I think it's an even easier explanation than that, in the last 10 years dating has changed dramatically with apps like Tinder and smartphones. The idea of randomly meeting someone or hitting on someone at a bar, movie, concert, etc. is just a hilarious afterthought of a bygone 90's rom-com era. The reality is people are on their phones constantly and that's a huge social 'force field' or signal not to approach someone in person. We've moved all romance and flirting to apps and those apps are not an equal marketplace--only the cream rises to the top and sees success with them (lots of good data in this article about how the apps are only working for a small group of people that present well on them: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/ ). So it makes sense that for people who present well and figure out how to game the apps they'll have great success with lots of partners, while others are just swiping and swiping and swiping with no luck.

Turns out Chad Theory was right all along.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

What a second, that's Stone Cold's music:bahgawd:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1111706575901622272

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

Stereotype posted:

One of the reasons it is hard to get animals to breed in captivity is because reproductive drive is the first thing you lose when you are stressed out. Thats why you have to make their cages super big and nice and as stress free as possible.

Modern America is an incredibly stressful place to live because it is constantly beaten into your head that you aren't good enough and need to spend money to be better and also if you ever slip up even a little half the country is fanatical about letting you die alone in a ditch

Let's not also forget this massive "hustle" culture that has become the individualistic "solution" to systemic economic problems. Every last minute of your day has to be optimized towards "getting ahead" lest you fall behind. It starts earlier and earlier in life and it's toxic as gently caress.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

TheScott2K posted:

Maybe it happened, but I don't trust a thing Yashar says. He is a clown who lives for Twitter drama.

I don't trust a managing editor for NBC news either.

Which is sort of our general systemic failure in a nutshell. No one can be trusted, even people who are supposed to hold positions that give them trust.

Same with the Smollett case or Avenatti's ongoing adventures.

With Smollett I don't trust a rich actor, two stunt men/personal trainers, or the CPD, or the FBI. With Avantatii I don't trust him or the cops or Trump or his pornstar former client. I'm pretty sure everyone is lying for various different reasons for money and no one is on the same page and I wish I had gone into the grifting business because it seems super easy.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Non-sex-havering is a self-solving problem within a generation or two, and anyone seriously fretting about "replacement rates" is most likely a dog-whistling racist of some stripe.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Kerning Chameleon posted:

Non-sex-havering is a self-solving problem within a generation or two, and anyone seriously fretting about "replacement rates" is most likely a dog-whistling racist of some stripe.

Asking a birthrate fretter about immigration is a quick and easy way to figure out if they're a White Supremacist.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Expect Trump to push this movie as it is done by MyPillow CEO



https://mobile.twitter.com/Annakhait/status/1111396550536761344

Haha oh man please tell me they're praying over a big bucket of aborted fetuses :allears:

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Fister Roboto posted:

Haha oh man please tell me they're praying over a big bucket of aborted fetuses :allears:

Welp, looks like we're not having KFC for dinner.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Fister Roboto posted:

Haha oh man please tell me they're praying over a big bucket of aborted fetuses :allears:

"what's in the barrellllllll"

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Stereotype posted:

One of the reasons it is hard to get animals to breed in captivity is because reproductive drive is the first thing you lose when you are stressed out. Thats why you have to make their cages super big and nice and as stress free as possible.

Modern America is an incredibly stressful place to live because it is constantly beaten into your head that you aren't good enough and need to spend money to be better and also if you ever slip up even a little half the country is fanatical about letting you die alone in a ditch

https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457

In 1972, animal behaviorist John Calhoun built a mouse paradise with beautiful buildings and limitless food. He introduced eight mice to the population. Two years later, the mice had created their own apocalypse. Here's why.

Universe 25 was a giant box designed to be a rodent utopia. The trouble was, this utopia did not have a benevolent creator. John B. Calhoun had designed quite a few mouse environments before he got to the 25th one, and didn't expect to be watching a happy story. Divided into "main squares" and then subdivided into levels, with ramps going up to "apartments," the place looked great, and was always kept stocked with food, but its inhabitants were doomed from the get-go.

Universe 25 started out with eight mice, four males and four females. By day 560, the mouse population reached 2,200, and then steadily declined back down to unrecoverable extinction. At the peak population, most mice spent every living second in the company of hundreds of other mice. They gathered in the main squares, waiting to be fed and occasionally attacking each other. Few females carried pregnancies to term, and the ones that did seemed to simply forget about their babies. They'd move half their litter away from danger and forget the rest. Sometimes they'd drop and abandon a baby while they were carrying it.


The few secluded spaces housed a population Calhoun called, "the beautiful ones." Generally guarded by one male, the females—- and few males — inside the space didn't breed or fight or do anything but eat and groom and sleep. When the population started declining the beautiful ones were spared from violence and death, but had completely lost touch with social behaviors, including having sex or caring for their young.

In 1972, with the baby boomers coming of age in a ever-more-crowded world and reports of riots in the cities, Universe 25 looked like a Malthusian nightmare. It even acquired its own catchy name, "The Behavioral Sink." If starvation didn't kill everyone, people would destroy themselves. The best option was to flee to the country or the suburbs, where people had space and life was peaceful and natural.

Today, the experiment remains frightening, but the nature of the fear has changed. A recent study pointed out that Universe 25 was not, if looked at as a whole, too overcrowded. Pens, or "apartments" at the very end of each hallway had only one entrance and exit, making them easy to guard. This allowed more aggressive territorial males to limit the number mice in that pen, overcrowding the rest of the world, while isolating the few "beautiful ones" who lived there from normal society. Instead of a population problem, one could argue that Universe 25 had a fair distribution problem.

The fact remains that it had a problem, and one that eventually led to its destruction. If this behavior is shared by both mice and humans, can we escape Universe 25's fate?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Barr is now claiming that he can have the full (or mostly full) report out by mid-April...and that he's willing to testify before Congress:

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/read-ag-barr-sends-congress-new-letter-on-mueller-report

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Mueller needs to testify and be called

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
does anyone know andrew bacevich's personal politics like outside of his foreign policy criticism stuffo

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

redacting "information that could affect other ongoing investigations " seems like a pretty big deal. Seems like that rules out anything at all being released anyone would care the slightest about

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I agree with Gatts: we need to hear from Mueller, if it can be done. I'd be far more trusting of information from him than unredacted information from a hand-picked crony.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

cargo cult posted:

does anyone know andrew bacevich's personal politics like outside of his foreign policy criticism stuffo

This is a great question; he’s one of our most prescient and insightful military historians working today, and outside of his views on that stuff, it’s hard to pin him down. He just doesn’t talk about stuff outside his wheelhouse.

There is one passage in America’s War for the Greater Middle East which is kinda revealing though; he talks about the equation of cheap gas equaling freedom, and makes no bones about that being the reality of part of the myth of American freedom, and uses that to drive into his unequivocal belief that we are over there and have only ever been involved over there since Carter because of oil.

If I had to guess he’s gotten to be something of a left liberal, based on that passage and the general disrespect Trump has for the ostensible purposes of the military and his specific criticisms and statements of/on military dead or their families.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
He’s going to redact the poo poo out of the report.

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He’s going to redact the poo poo out of the report.

We're lucky if any of the report is unredacted.

I expect pages and pages will basically just dipped in black ink.

I'm not sure we'll ever see the report in its entirety.

I hope dems are trying to get the unredacted version in an scip room so they can compare.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457

In 1972, animal behaviorist John Calhoun built a mouse paradise with beautiful buildings and limitless food. He introduced eight mice to the population. Two years later, the mice had created their own apocalypse. Here's why.

Universe 25 was a giant box designed to be a rodent utopia. The trouble was, this utopia did not have a benevolent creator. John B. Calhoun had designed quite a few mouse environments before he got to the 25th one, and didn't expect to be watching a happy story. Divided into "main squares" and then subdivided into levels, with ramps going up to "apartments," the place looked great, and was always kept stocked with food, but its inhabitants were doomed from the get-go.

Universe 25 started out with eight mice, four males and four females. By day 560, the mouse population reached 2,200, and then steadily declined back down to unrecoverable extinction. At the peak population, most mice spent every living second in the company of hundreds of other mice. They gathered in the main squares, waiting to be fed and occasionally attacking each other. Few females carried pregnancies to term, and the ones that did seemed to simply forget about their babies. They'd move half their litter away from danger and forget the rest. Sometimes they'd drop and abandon a baby while they were carrying it.


The few secluded spaces housed a population Calhoun called, "the beautiful ones." Generally guarded by one male, the females—- and few males — inside the space didn't breed or fight or do anything but eat and groom and sleep. When the population started declining the beautiful ones were spared from violence and death, but had completely lost touch with social behaviors, including having sex or caring for their young.

In 1972, with the baby boomers coming of age in a ever-more-crowded world and reports of riots in the cities, Universe 25 looked like a Malthusian nightmare. It even acquired its own catchy name, "The Behavioral Sink." If starvation didn't kill everyone, people would destroy themselves. The best option was to flee to the country or the suburbs, where people had space and life was peaceful and natural.

Today, the experiment remains frightening, but the nature of the fear has changed. A recent study pointed out that Universe 25 was not, if looked at as a whole, too overcrowded. Pens, or "apartments" at the very end of each hallway had only one entrance and exit, making them easy to guard. This allowed more aggressive territorial males to limit the number mice in that pen, overcrowding the rest of the world, while isolating the few "beautiful ones" who lived there from normal society. Instead of a population problem, one could argue that Universe 25 had a fair distribution problem.

The fact remains that it had a problem, and one that eventually led to its destruction. If this behavior is shared by both mice and humans, can we escape Universe 25's fate?

Isn't this the same experiment that chuds use to justify how pesky things like social programs and civil rights have turned modern society weak and decadent?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Meatball posted:

We're lucky if any of the report is unredacted.

I expect pages and pages will basically just dipped in black ink.

I'm not sure we'll ever see the report in its entirety.

I hope dems are trying to get the unredacted version in an scip room so they can compare.

If the WH isn't going to review for privilege, will it simply be a Barr-redacted copy? How can he possibly get that done by then?

This is all not making sense anymore if he's actually going to do what he just said.

publishko
Feb 16, 2014

man, why did the good Scott Walker have to die

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Fister Roboto posted:

Haha oh man please tell me they're praying over a big bucket of aborted fetuses :allears:

Well hello, my next Halloween costume

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Hopefully a patriot with top-secret Q clearance will start posting cryptic hints to the content of the redacted portions on Twitter, along with 'proofs' that he's been in Air Force 1

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

The Brexiteers are revolting.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Wistful of Dollars posted:

The Brexiteers are revolting.

they certainly are

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Barr is now claiming that he can have the full (or mostly full) report out by mid-April...and that he's willing to testify before Congress:

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/read-ag-barr-sends-congress-new-letter-on-mueller-report

I'm not sure what exactly Barr testifying in front of Congress is supposed to accomplish, dude would lie his way through an oak plank if he thought it could get a Republican out of a traffic ticket.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
[REDACTED] Robert Mueller [REDACTED] no [REDACTED] Collusion [REDACTED]

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Wistful of Dollars posted:

The Brexiteers are revolting.

I'm done with trying to understand that clusterfuck until something concretely happens or decisively fails to happen.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

selec posted:

This is a great question; he’s one of our most prescient and insightful military historians working today, and outside of his views on that stuff, it’s hard to pin him down. He just doesn’t talk about stuff outside his wheelhouse.

There is one passage in America’s War for the Greater Middle East which is kinda revealing though; he talks about the equation of cheap gas equaling freedom, and makes no bones about that being the reality of part of the myth of American freedom, and uses that to drive into his unequivocal belief that we are over there and have only ever been involved over there since Carter because of oil.

If I had to guess he’s gotten to be something of a left liberal, based on that passage and the general disrespect Trump has for the ostensible purposes of the military and his specific criticisms and statements of/on military dead or their families.
the reason I ask actually is cause hes a senior staff writer at the american conservative and he wrote a thing today calling trump "not a conservative". it doesnt condemn him to the trash can though

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1111710475526565888?s=19

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


....good?

???

:thunk:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
At least 300 pages are foing to be redacted.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
For those of us that have trouble with dates like me, this deadline is Tuesday or the subpoenas hopefully start flying.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1111721036888924160?s=21

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

skylined! posted:

For those of us that have trouble with dates like me, this deadline is Tuesday or the subpoenas hopefully start flying.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1111721036888924160?s=21

There is absolutely no legitimate reason why Congress should not have access to the full, unredacted report immediately. They drat well better be willing to stick to their guns and start throwing around subpoenas by the 3rd.

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