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Woebin posted:It's time for the 2019 Name of the Year brackets! jizyah shorts is  found laidyluck the other day
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Woebin posted:It's time for the 2019 Name of the Year brackets! Myking Worboys! 
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Woebin posted:It's time for the 2019 Name of the Year brackets! I'm particularly fond of the sheer absurdity of Ionosphere Torres. That's a name that would be bizarre with any surname. What kind of person names their child Ionosphere? I feel like Pope Thrower has come up in this thread before (e: he is the press attaché at the US Embassy in Vietnam). Deicide Huxtable is just incredible. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 09:08 on Mar 27, 2019 |
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I have to assume some (most?) of those names are adults that had their names legally changed rather than names that parents picked out for their kids.
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I don't know if I've mentioned her before, but I just came upon a student from Cambodia whose last name is just E. That's not short for anything. It's the entirety of her name. I thought the paperwork had been messed up, but no.
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Pope Thrower to the Final Four with Jizyah Shorts, Mustafa Tuna and Syncere Friends
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Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington. Holy moly.
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Jonathan Anomaly sounds like a 90s sci-fi show on UPN.
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I really, really like Syncere Friends. What a nice person  (don't google him) Bertrand Hustle posted:Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington. Holy moly. That's amazing too. (or him) eating only apples has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Mar 30, 2019 |
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eating only apples posted:I really, really like Syncere Friends. What a nice person Actually this is kind of cool: quote:Even after his death sentence was commuted to life without parole, double murderer Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington suspected that the state of Missouri was still intent on killing him. Deliberately pairing an asthmatic inmate with heavy smoker cellmates is super hosed up and good on him for winning that fight.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Jonathan Anomaly sounds like a 90s sci-fi show on UPN. gently caress, I'd watch the adventures of Johnny Anomaly 
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marshmallow creep posted:I don't know if I've mentioned her before, but I just came upon a student from Cambodia whose last name is just E. That's not short for anything. It's the entirety of her name. I thought the paperwork had been messed up, but no. Ng is a really common Vietnamese surname so I guess some sounds write really short in some languages.
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Konstantin Sepsis never outgrew his goth phase.
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Oh mate that is a bad name
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There's a nurse at my hospital named Tyranny. I''ve spoken to her on the phone lots of times but always thought she was saying Terri, until I saw it in writing the other day.
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Rollersnake posted:There's a nurse at my hospital named Tyranny. I''ve spoken to her on the phone lots of times but always thought she was saying Terri, until I saw it in writing the other day. Do her parents not speak English?
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I’ve met two Tyranny’s before, it’s more common than you’d think Edit: one was tyranny and one was tyranni I think Demon Of The Fall has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Mar 30, 2019 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I’ve met two Tyranny’s before, it’s more common than you’d think Tyranny Tyranni Tyranno Tyrannahahahahaha
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Astrofig posted:Leigh Ann OK, this one's from a page or two ago but what's the issue here?
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Gargamel Gibson posted:OK, this one's from a page or two ago but what's the issue here? Not really an issue per se; it's just pronounced as if it's one word but spelled as two. I found that weird.
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Chalkboard mom is BACK https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1112015941968252928
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Ollie? Grayson? Is she a DC fan?
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As least Tatum is an actual name, sort of. Then again the only person I know of named Tatum is Oscar-winning actress Tatum O'Neil.
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marshmallow creep posted:I don't know if I've mentioned her before, but I just came upon a student from Cambodia whose last name is just E. That's not short for anything. It's the entirety of her name. I thought the paperwork had been messed up, but no. I had a friend in high school whose first name was just the letter J. I even double-checked with her mom. Apparently it was supposed to be a placeholder and it just kinda stuck. 
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:I had a friend in high school whose first name was just the letter J. I even double-checked with her mom. Apparently it was supposed to be a placeholder and it just kinda stuck. That actually kinda rules.
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:I had a friend in high school whose first name was just the letter J. I even double-checked with her mom. Apparently it was supposed to be a placeholder and it just kinda stuck. I worry that we either knew the same person or there are two different people whose parents named them J and gave up on figuring out the rest
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:As least Tatum is an actual name, sort of. Channing Tatum?
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big dyke energy posted:Chalkboard mom is BACK These actually aren’t as bad as the first time. My parents almost named me Grayson when I was born in the early 80s.
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I had a crush on a guy named Asher. Turned out to be an alcoholic dick.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:These actually aren’t as bad as the first time. My parents almost named me Grayson when I was born in the early 80s. I actually agree, but what the gently caress, Taysom??
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big dyke energy posted:I actually agree, but what the gently caress, Taysom?? Taysom Hill. (Who was apparently named for Taysom Rotary Park in Pocatello, Idaho.)
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That's where I live. Weird.
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:I had a friend in high school whose first name was just the letter J. I even double-checked with her mom. Apparently it was supposed to be a placeholder and it just kinda stuck. Mona Simpson strikes again
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Demon Of The Fall posted:These actually aren’t as bad as the first time. My parents almost named me Grayson when I was born in the early 80s. Ollie and Asher aren't too awful. Baby steps (no pun intended  )I can appreciate that she's apparently in on the joke.
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Phlegmish posted:Ollie and Asher aren't too awful. Baby steps (no pun intended My only problem with Ollie is that he's going to have to spend the rest of his life explaining that it's not short for Oliver. Also, Oliver is insanely popular right now, so he's going to be surrounded by many other Ollies forever. Asher is biblical, and not uncommon where I live. Grayson is a typical American white person name (as is Tatum), and Taysom is just stupid.
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At least except for Taysum they're all actual names and not even spelled "cutely"
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Phlegmish posted:Ollie and Asher aren't too awful. Baby steps (no pun intended It came up in another thread (AUG maybe?) that her third kid was named Titan. So, one step forward, one back.
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hyperhazard posted:It came up in another thread (AUG maybe?) that her third kid was named Titan. So, one step forward, one back. That poor kid is gonna be attacked a lot by bullies.
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Hyphenated last name White-Ball.
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