Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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BIG MEATY SHITS: Mar 13, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN; Soiled Meat

# ? Mar 24, 2019 05:05

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# ? May 13, 2024 05:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Genestealer Tittiers, Or, Gitties

# ? Mar 24, 2019 06:39

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

# ? Mar 24, 2019 07:31

Grey Hunter: Oct 17, 2007; Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

See, that's a great use of a hot glue gun. Hat thing took 5 min to make and probably cost a quid.

Reminds me, I need more sticks.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 07:42

Thanqol: Feb 15, 2012; because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

Don't doxx me

# ? Mar 24, 2019 08:01

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

gender illusionist posted:

that's cool, is it yours?

Nah I wish

# ? Mar 24, 2019 14:40

Zark the Damned: Mar 9, 2013

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

While this mini is kinda bad (thanks Infinity!) I think a GSC army based on Red Alert 2 with Magus Yuri would be quite neat. Rubber shoes in motion and all that.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 15:09

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

I would love to own a little Tesla Trooper I could put on my desk

those guys were adorable

# ? Mar 24, 2019 15:39

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

Something about that looked familiar, so I went digging in stuff I saved from this thread.

Mutant Headcrab fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Mar 24, 2019

# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:00

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

That army is so fantastic

# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:06

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Moola posted:

I would love to own a little Tesla Trooper I could put on my desk

those guys were adorable

I have a Chrono Legionnaire and a GDI light infantryman that I got in the special editions :buddy:

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Mar 24, 2019

# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:24

SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

My lottery win dream is to buy the C&C licence from EA and as part of that produce a pair of TT games based off Tiberium and Red Alert.

I just really want some of those TibSun era Nod soldiers on my desk.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:36

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

NTRabbit posted:

I have a Chrono Legionnaire and a GDI light infantryman that I got in the special editions

fuuuuck

# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:11

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

# ? Mar 27, 2019 10:24

Mugaaz: Mar 1, 2008; WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM

Wrong thread.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:09

Loxbourne: Apr 6, 2011; Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

NTRabbit posted:

I have a Chrono Legionnaire and a GDI light infantryman that I got in the special editions

I knew about the GDI infantryman but not the Chrono Legionnaire.

Don't suppose you could select him and click my desk?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:11

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

NTRabbit posted:

you forgot the third photo that shows its enormous penis

# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:16

Madurai: Jun 26, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

you forgot the third photo that shows its enormous penis

That's the clear object holding it up.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 22:08

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

NTRabbit posted:

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:46

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

NTRabbit posted:

Is there something I'm missing? It seems like a mediocre painted model, but not like aggressively so.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:39

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Atlas Hugged posted:

Is there something I'm missing? It seems like a mediocre painted model, but not like aggressively so.

I guess you have not seen The Neverending Story

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:01

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

I have in fact seen The Neverending Story. Despite being a conversion, I don't get what's wrong with this model outside somewhat poor execution. Is there a massive dong I'm not seeing?

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:09

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Not everything in the thread has to be bad or dong-ful.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:19

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

goatface posted:

Not everything in the thread has to be bad or dong-ful.

Should be though

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:24

Irate Tree: Mar 12, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Not everything in the thread has to be bad or dong-ful.

Should be though

New thread title.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 04:10

Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Why yes, that is an Anime Yvraine body pillow.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 07:23

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Loxbourne posted:

I knew about the GDI infantryman but not the Chrono Legionnaire.

Don't suppose you could select him and click my desk?

Obscured by the fog of war sorry!

There was a Tesla Trooper too, it was an alternative to the Chrono Legionnaire (collectors edition box was lucky dip one or the other iirc), so I didn't get one.

Atlas Hugged posted:

I have in fact seen The Neverending Story. Despite being a conversion, I don't get what's wrong with this model outside somewhat poor execution. Is there a massive dong I'm not seeing?

MasterSlowPoke posted:

the unspiration thread is for bad models, cool models, and cool-bad models.

Also the guy said it was a scratch build for his Kings of War army

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Mar 28, 2019

# ? Mar 28, 2019 09:04

Thanqol: Feb 15, 2012; because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

Groetgaffel posted:

Why yes, that is an Anime Yvraine body pillow.

I kinda like angry eyebrow gulliman.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 12:14

smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Groetgaffel posted:

Why yes, that is an Anime Yvraine body pillow.

TFW you have to hover hand your own sex pillow

# ? Mar 28, 2019 13:14

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

NTRabbit posted:

There was a Tesla Trooper too, it was an alternative to the Chrono Legionnaire (collectors edition box was lucky dip one or the other iirc), so I didn't get one.

I had the Tesla Trooper, I don't know if it's stashed in a box somewhere, or if it was lost in a move at one point :iiam:

# ? Mar 28, 2019 13:25

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Groetgaffel posted:

Why yes, that is an Anime Yvraine body pillow.

A shameful 3D print.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 19:13

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

I had the Tesla Trooper, I don't know if it's stashed in a box somewhere, or if it was lost in a move at one point

Same. If I had known then that I'd get into miniature painting, I'd have kept better track of mine.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 19:28

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

A shameful 3D print.

Does seem odd not to do anything about the print lines when going to that effort on a big centre piece model.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:28

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

Ugleb posted:

Does seem odd not to do anything about the print lines when going to that effort on a big centre piece model.

It seems weird to 3d print a pillow at all. Just sculpt it? It's a pillow? I am thinking too hard about this.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 21:42

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

General Olloth posted:

It seems weird to 3d print a pillow at all. Just sculpt it? It's a pillow? I am thinking too hard about this.

I guess if you aren't comfortable with your physical sculpting skills? I have no idea why anyone wants to do any of it in the first place though.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:10

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

Ugleb posted:

I have no idea why anyone wants to do any of it in the first place though.

I mean this here is why I don't want to dwell on it too much. But a pillow is just a big flat lump. I'm embarrassingly terrible at physically sculpting and that still seems extremely easy to do.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:39