Anthem 2019: why is there a hole in my bread?

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ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:11

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 15:52

Legs Benedict: Jul 14, 2002; You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

moist turtleneck posted:

Disargeria posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:33

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:37

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

moist turtleneck posted:

Goldmine just this post.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:44

Free Drinks: Dec 16, 2006; Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

moist turtleneck posted:

How can this dead gay forum still get me to laugh at the pain and misery of others with so much gusto.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:53

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

moist turtleneck posted:

Lock and goldmine, immediately if not sooner.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:23

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

moist turtleneck posted:

I thought they cancelled the loot shower?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:26

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

CobiWann posted:

Not if you're with halliburton

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:59

KongMu: May 8, 2005; War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

moist turtleneck posted:

Games journalists do not deserve food, nor games, but the saint that made this deserves both. Holy poo poo. Also Anthem still sucks.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 06:02

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Not even this turd of a game can�t ruin moist�s shine lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2019 06:05

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

moist turtleneck posted:

replace op with this

# ? Mar 30, 2019 06:28

drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 07:13

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

moist turtleneck posted:

Never stop re-posting this glory that must populate, nay dominate, all remaining thread pages.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 07:20

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 07:43

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

Why isnt this the top post of r/anthemthegame?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 07:49

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:09

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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Okay, what the gently caress?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:20

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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No really, what the gently caress?

You're exploiting a national tragedy that cost countless lives and led to decades of racial hatred and oppression in America to make fun of me?

Are you going to gif me into beheading American soldiers or Abu Ghraib next?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:33

lalaland: Nov 8, 2012

lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:35

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

omg keep this thread I want to see where this goes

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:53

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Spark That Bled posted:

No one tell him about Tribute.avi

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:57

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Spark That Bled posted:

you might be on the wrong forum!

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:59

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Spark That Bled posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FUEaECd.gifv

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:02

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

nvm

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:06

RoadCrewWorker: Nov 19, 2007; camels aren't so great

Spark That Bled posted:

lmfao keep digging

ashpanash posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:16

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Anthem is so embarrassing I set my status to Appear Offline when I play it

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:17

drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

drkeiscool fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Mar 30, 2019

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:47

SquirrelGrip: Jul 4, 2012

lmfao thread keeps getting better

I hit lvl 30 and lol the big reward I got from the stronghold was 20 mats lol

# ? Mar 30, 2019 09:57

Your Moms Ahegao: Sep 3, 2008

Spark That Bled just hit lvl 30 in the self own department.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:30

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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As the son of a Kuwaiti Muslim, somebody who has been called "Paki" repeatedly during childhood and always felt like an outsider because of the darkness of my skin, I don't really find it funny to be depicted committing a terrorist attack. Especially if it's because I've spent so much time talking about how much I like some stupid flying robot game.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:34

drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

Spark That Bled posted:

on the one hand, i entirely understand if the jokes here get to be too much. i can't say myself if the gif is too much or in poor taste, but i did delete a post i made just up above to avoid offense, so i apologize for any i myself caused.

on the other, you are entirely free to disengage. if posters are getting to you, just stop responding. all you've been doing is throwing fuel on the fire. i really am just laughing at you because your opinions on anthem and the division don't hold up to scrutiny, and not for any other reasons.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:43

Enchanted Hat: Aug 18, 2013; Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

On the other hand,

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:51

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drkeiscool posted:

So it's my fault you're making me out to be a terrorist? Because I'm not white, or because I just like Anthem more than the Division?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:58

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

Wait, how exactly did this become about you, and not some lovely EA video game?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:02

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ashpanash posted:

The moment someone depicted me flying into the World Trade Center over a lovely EA video game?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:04

SquirrelGrip: Jul 4, 2012

uhhhhhhh what

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:12

Zedsdeadbaby: Jun 14, 2008; You have been called out, in the ways of old.

Spark That Bled posted:

Are your feelings hurt by a gif on something awful dot com?

Suck it up you big loving baby

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:13

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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Zedsdeadbaby posted:

Are you being deliberately obtuse, or are you really that dumb?

I'm half-Arab, and my father was a Muslim. The gif depicts me as a terrorist. You don't think that's racist?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:16

SquirrelGrip: Jul 4, 2012

lmfao again and again

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:18

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 15:52

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

Spark That Bled posted:

Please read and understand this on every level:

no one here cares about you or your opinions - positive or negative. Not the people making fun of Anthem nor the people making gifs to lampoon it. It's not, and never was, about you.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:24

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