Anthem 2019: why is there a hole in my bread?

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drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

Spark That Bled posted:

I'm half-Arab, and my father was a Muslim.

no one cares

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:26

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Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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ashpanash posted:

Please read and understand this on every level:

no one here cares about you or your opinions - positive or negative. Not the people making fun of Anthem nor the people making gifs to lampoon it. It's not, and never was, about you.

Isn't it supposed to be me in that gif?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:31

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

You? No, it's just a generic joke about Anthem being a disaster. Why would it be you?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:34

doingitwrong: Jul 27, 2013

Uh, no. Why on earth would it be you?

Oh wait, is it because they gave the robot the anthem skull decal and I guess someone (or you) bought you the anthem skull decal as a forum AV?

That�s the anthem skull decal. It represents anthem and anthem�s poor choices.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:34

Hra Mormo: Mar 6, 2008; The Internet Man

Spark That Bled posted:

Isn't it supposed to be me in that gif?

Jesus loving christ.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:35

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spark That Bled posted:

No really, what the gently caress?

You're exploiting a national tragedy that cost countless lives and led to decades of racial hatred and oppression in America to make fun of me?

Are you going to gif me into beheading American soldiers or Abu Ghraib next?

lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:36

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spark That Bled posted:

Isn't it supposed to be me in that gif?

how many mirrors have you punched?

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:36

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Siljmonster posted:

how many mirrors have you punched?

Punching mirrors would be a waste of a good mirror.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:40

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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ashpanash posted:

You? No, it's just a generic joke about Anthem being a disaster. Why would it be you?

Because that's my AV on that robot as it flies into the WTC.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:42

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

Spark That Bled posted:

Because that's my AV on that robot as it flies into the WTC.

Are you loving kidding me?

We think Skull Knight crashed into the WTC, not you.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:47

Your Moms Ahegao: Sep 3, 2008

Anthem Skull was more powerful then we could have ever imagined.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:48

Carcer: Aug 7, 2010

Spark That Bled posted:

Because that's my AV on that robot as it flies into the WTC.

At this point you're either a troll or have never interacted with this website at all, despite being registered since 2010.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:52

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spark That Bled posted:

Because that's my AV on that robot as it flies into the WTC.

its you, youre the anthem terrorist

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:52

Andrast: Apr 21, 2010

This thread keeps on delivering

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:53

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Carcer posted:

At this point you're either a troll or have never interacted with this website at all, despite being registered since 2010.

I'm on the Internet Personality Thread, I read ADTRW and Let's Play threads, and I lurk on other threads. I've been lurking around this forum since I registered.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:58

d3lness: Feb 19, 2011; Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Spark That Bled posted:

Isn't it supposed to be me in that gif?

Quoting this to make sure your retardery is archived

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:58

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

Spark That Bled posted:

Because that's my AV on that robot as it flies into the WTC.

you aren�t the anthem skull you loving moron lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:58

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

Kaysette posted:

you aren�t the anthem skull you loving moron lmao

OMG it's AOC herself commenting in this thread, I'm such a big fan

I'm geordi laforge of the starship enterprise btw

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:01

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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Skills include:
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Kaysette posted:

you arent the anthem skull you loving moron lmao

I wasn't the Anthem Skull until someone stuck it on me. I didn't even know it was Anthem-related, I thought I was being targeted by Barons Cyber Skull and the other skull AV posters.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:06

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

All my life I had to deal with people calling me 'blindy' cause of how blind I was

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:07

Andrast: Apr 21, 2010

I am literally a pokemon

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:08

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

Spark That Bled posted:

I wasn't the Anthem Skull until someone stuck it on me. I didn't even know it was Anthem-related, I thought I was being targeted by Barons Cyber Skull and the other skull AV posters.

Your Moms Ahegao posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:11

drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

Spark That Bled posted:

I wasn't the Anthem Skull until someone stuck it on me. I didn't even know it was Anthem-related, I thought I was being targeted by Barons Cyber Skull and the other skull AV posters.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:12

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

And ready to
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Skills include:
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Kaysette posted:

So Skull Knight's AV looks different from mine. And it was just the skull on the robot on that gif, so I thought it was me. I didn't know that was supposed to be a decal from the game.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:13

drkeiscool: Aug 1, 2014; Soiled Meat

Spark That Bled posted:

I wasn't the Anthem Skull until someone stuck it on me. I didn't even know it was Anthem-related, I thought I was being targeted by Barons Cyber Skull and the other skull AV posters.

what do you mean

you didn't know???

it

it came from this post

Kaysette posted:

that is where the skull first came from

what do you mean you didn't know it came from anthem???

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:14

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

Quick tip, take it or leave it

Everyone does embarrassing poo poo sometimes. Own up to it now or own it forever, your choice.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:18

Spark That Bled: Jan 29, 2010; Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

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drkeiscool posted:

what do you mean you didn't know it came from anthem???

I didn't see that post because I was too busy arguing with you to read the previous posts. I didn't think it was necessary, considering I didn't want to wade through pages of you making the same tiresome "jokes" over and over again.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:18

Mango Polo: Aug 4, 2007

Spark That Bled posted:

I didn't see that post because I was too busy arguing with you to read the previous posts. I didn't think it was necessary, considering I didn't want to wade through pages of you making the same tiresome "jokes" over and over again.

You are a treasure. Thanks to you Anthem has been redeemed a little bit :allears:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:20

ElNarez: Nov 4, 2009

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN AM I

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:23

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

ElNarez posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN AM I

you better hope no one makes a gif that has a grey pixel hitting the WTC

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:26

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Cool

I haven't posted the gif on Reddit because Reddit generally doesn't like my poo poo

If someone wants to try just link the thread or something

Also if this person would check my posts I was one of the original anthem defenders and still play but it's definitely in a better, yet still bad place right now

No masterwork in gm1 is unexcusable

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:28

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

ElNarez posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN AM I

HOLD ME, I'M SCARED

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:29

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

moist turtleneck posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oZ5YswE.gifv
forgive me anthem for i have sinned

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:29

RoadCrewWorker: Nov 19, 2007; camels aren't so great

i didn't think anything could rival anthem in the "wow they just keep stepping on those drat rakes huh" department

and yet here we are

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:30

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

anthem�s first hate crime

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:32

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Kaysette posted:

anthem�s first hate crime

I personally identify as a gamer, and Anthem is hate speech.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:34

doingitwrong: Jul 27, 2013

Theory of mind is the ability to attribute mental states�beliefs, intents, desires, emotions, knowledge, etc.�to oneself, and to others, and to understand that others have perspectives that are different from one's own. Theory of mind is crucial for everyday human social interactions and is used when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:54

Your Moms Ahegao: Sep 3, 2008

Anthem Skulls can't melt steel beams.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:57

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

I�m very grateful to have woken up to this thread today. This is now my favorite Anthem experience.

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:55

Scared of Bees: May 14, 2004; Save your fork there is pie!!

Thread has made me less mad about dropping 80 bucks on this turd.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 13:00

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