PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

stop arguing about alien comix or else

Why is he smug about scaring his date away :confused:

# ? Mar 27, 2019 17:44

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:16

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

He is not good at interpreting human expression.

That's the joke.

:thejoke:

# ? Mar 27, 2019 17:50

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I showed you my fursuit please respond

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:07

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:26

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1110800240574115840

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A Proper Uppercut: Sep 30, 2008

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grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

# ? Mar 27, 2019 19:51

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Rexxed posted:

https://www.exocomics.com/557

Lol just lol if you don't collect a spider egg as part of your egg tax. Spiders are the best roommates. :colbert:

# ? Mar 27, 2019 19:53

Orcs and Ostriches: Aug 26, 2010; The Great Twist

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

stop arguing about alien comix or else

This is somehow offensive to all five senses.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:49

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

This is somehow offensive to all five senses.

I licked my phone and you're right. Not a fan.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:19

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Clitch posted:

I licked my phone and you're right. Not a fan.

well sure, if it had been your tongue would've gotten seriously injured!

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:59

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

This is somehow offensive to all five senses.

Haha

A common hyperbole

# ? Mar 28, 2019 07:04

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Haha

A common hyperbole

six, then.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 28, 2019 08:16

One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Captain Hygiene posted:

*points to picture with words* "It accurately reflects the minutiae of our existence"

*also points to picture with words* "However, it does so in a repetitive and formulaic manner"

"I must express my opinion about the picture with words despite many others already doing so"

[in unison] "It is part of the ritual"

'I invoke a deity and make an excretory orifice comparison'.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:16

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Teeth aren't bone

Closer to bones than rocks

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:31

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

Closer to bones than rocks

Watch out we got a xenophysiologist over here

# ? Mar 28, 2019 21:20

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

# ? Mar 29, 2019 06:08

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I feel both pride and shame

poo poo I ruined the punchline

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:57

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

I discovered that my local paper replaced Non Sequitur with the new Nancy. :getin:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:59

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

So in other controversial comic news I googled megg mogg and owl this morning.

He's doing an art show in Washington and there's a new book this year

https://www.bellevuearts.org/about-us/press/simon-hanselmann-s-megg-mogg-owl-to-come-to-life-at-bellevue-arts-museum

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:29

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Slimy Hog posted:

Sorry, this thread is only for comics and comics have pictures.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:51

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Gromit posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:59

SecretOfSteel: Apr 29, 2007; The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Alright, I thought I was either too drunk or too old to get this one. Coming back, it seems I'm too old. Can someone explain it to me. Small words, short sentences, no references to pop-culture post-1989.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 02:36

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Cheese

# ? Mar 30, 2019 02:40

HBomb: Sep 26, 2004; All aboard.

Can we have a separate thread for the lovely alien comics please

# ? Mar 30, 2019 02:44

A Proper Uppercut: Sep 30, 2008

Len posted:

So in other controversial comic news I googled megg mogg and owl this morning.

He's doing an art show in Washington and there's a new book this year

https://www.bellevuearts.org/about-us/press/simon-hanselmann-s-megg-mogg-owl-to-come-to-life-at-bellevue-arts-museum

Yea I'm excited for the new book.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:06

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

SecretOfSteel posted:

Alright, I thought I was either too drunk or too old to get this one. Coming back, it seems I'm too old. Can someone explain it to me. Small words, short sentences, no references to pop-culture post-1989.

When you go to Olive garden they grind cheese on your stuff until you say stop

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:16

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

HBomb posted:

Can we have a separate thread for the lovely alien comics please

This, except instead of comics make it your posts.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:23

SecretOfSteel: Apr 29, 2007; The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Len posted:

When you go to Olive garden they grind cheese on your stuff until you say stop

Thanks! I like those alien comics. :11tea:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:29

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

Karate Bastard posted:

I feel both pride and shame

poo poo I ruined the punchline

Gromit posted:

i made a comic with language like this in high school. seeing it from an outsiders perspective now, i get why i stopped.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:37

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

the alien comics are basically next-dimension family circus.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 08:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

HBomb posted:

Can we have a separate thread for the lovely alien comics please

Haha no

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:52

Arkannoyed: Oct 31, 2003; If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

I suck at drawing, but here you go:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 10:53

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Jesus I thought I'd never laugh at loss again

This is great. The expressions

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:01

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Arkannoyed posted:

I suck at drawing, but here you go:

lmao

The alien comic is redeemed

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:22

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Arkannoyed posted:

I suck at drawing, but here you go:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 11:23

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

So panel one and two are good but you are absolutely slamming it out of the park with that last panel dear god I'm still snorting like a madperson and I have noone no one that I can talk to about this that won't have me committed

# ? Mar 30, 2019 12:28

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

closer to the source:

# ? Mar 30, 2019 13:02

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Now someone do I Don't Like Thing.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 13:05

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:16

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

burexas.irom posted:

i made this

# ? Mar 30, 2019 13:06

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