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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Berke Negri posted:

ive still never watched an episode of the west wing

ok but you understand pretty much exactly what i mean right

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


sorry that was not me replying to you more a moment of self-reflection

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


you should have just said third wayism anyways

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

my counterrevolutionary confession is I still unironically like the west wing, just in the same way someone should like porn, as a complete fake bullshit thing meant to make you feel good, not an actual thing to expect.

same but brooklyn nine-nine instead

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cease to Hope posted:

same but brooklyn nine-nine instead

oh man that too, the political side of me knows we 100% should not make the loving NYPD seem like a funny progressive place but it's so funny and good :qq:

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


its a great show

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the ending of hitchcock & scully is the funniest thing i've seen on tv in ages

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
my mother and her best friend love the blacklist and they're texting each other furiously about how james spader has let himself go in the latest season, mum is lamenting aloud every few seconds "short and fat! short and fat!!!!"

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
she found out today he's only 5'8" and she's devastated

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

And Australia.

Basically, the entire English speaking world is hosed because of this guy.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Avs please opine

quote:

AITA for (accidentally) hatching my roommates egg?

Using a throwaway even though my roommate will immediately recognize this if she sees it.

Me roommate (22 F) and I (24 F) have been living together for six months and so far everything has been gravy. We're friends from college, live our own lives, and both do our share of the chores around the apartment.

A few days ago my roommate, we'll call her Claire, brought home an Emu egg. We live in rural Australia, so seeing an emu egg is not that big a deal, but then she told me she found it on a "mound" in the bush and I'm like holy poo poo is this an actual live emu in here? She just shrugged. I said it was hosed up to just take an egg that had a chick in it. She told me she thought it was "abandoned" and she was gonna try to get it to hatch.

Now at this point I pretty much washed my hands of the situation. I didn't like having this egg around but I wasn't gonna sabotage my living situation over it. She would keep it in her room under a heat lamp (she has a pet lizard that needs one), so I'd hardly see it.

Now, one day I come home from work and I'm completely wrecked cause I work on my feet all day. I walk over to the couch and sit down on this U-shaped cushion (kinda like this one) we've had forever and put some trash TV on. Of course I end up falling asleep lying on the couch.

Flash forward to a couple hours later and I wake up to Claire prodding me in the shoulder. I open my eyes and she is glaring straight at me, holding the egg right in my face. There is a tiny chink poked out of it ad the baby emu's beak is legit coming through. I scream and ask her why the gently caress she is holding a hatching ANIMAL in my face. She tells me that she left the egg in the U-shaped cushion to "incubate" and that by sleeping on it for ages I had "hatched" it.

She said it was the egg's "cooling period" and by sitting on it I caused it to hatch premature. I told her she she should "cool HER period" and that she didn't know what she was talking about. I think she was just mad that I hatched the egg and not her.

Now she is talking about me LEAVING THE APARTMENT (the lease is in her name) over this.

I feel like it was an honest mistake and she shouldn't have stolen the egg and LEFT IT ON THE COUCH in the first place. So please, tell me, AITA here?!??

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
roger ailes had a lot more to do with fox news' success than murdoch

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pirate Radar posted:

Avs please opine

aita means sheep in latvian

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Pirate Radar posted:

Avs please opine
oh no i've been doxxed

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

nankeen posted:

oh no i've been doxxed

avs is both women

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Accidentally hatching an emu sounds like the most Australian thing, no offense intended.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


The Muppets On PCP posted:

roger ailes had a lot more to do with fox news' success than murdoch

yeah now he's dead and we're still in hell world and the apparatus keeps going good input

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


perhaps being a huge piece of poo poo tabloid racist isnt the mind of a media genius but actually just something you need no conscience to be successful in

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Berke Negri posted:

you should have just said third wayism anyways

it also infected many centre-right parties such as the tories in britain or the gaullistes in france

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


yeah yeah i know

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


youre right though,, it's a shame we've never had a years long conversation about this

Berke Negri fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Mar 30, 2019

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


if only there were a chat

for perhaps debate and discussion

that we did during smoke breaks over i don't know, four, five years

to talk about these things.

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
sheep

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


hola

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Berke Negri posted:

yeah now he's dead and we're still in hell world and the apparatus keeps going good input

imagine being the kind of person who gets mad online at someone nitpicking a stupid matt yglesias tweet

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


The Muppets On PCP posted:

imagine being the kind of person who gets mad online at someone nitpicking a stupid matt yglesias tweet

what's it feel like

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


No, I apologize, I did not think much of your joke and that was wrong of me, I'm sorry

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

The Muppets On PCP posted:

roger ailes had a lot more to do with fox news' success than murdoch

lol this is a dumbfuck american exceptionalism argument

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Aw geez you ruined my set up by giving away the game

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Berke Negri posted:

if only there were a chat

for perhaps debate and discussion

that we did during smoke breaks over i don't know, four, five years

to talk about these things.
*puts hand on berke's shoulder*

it's time to stop

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Lmao, Trump asked North Korea to hand over their nukes.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Cease to Hope posted:

same but brooklyn nine-nine instead

Same but Burn Notice, Law & Order, and Criminal Minds.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


R. Mute posted:

*puts hand on berke's shoulder*

it's time to stop

can we go back

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Be the thread you want to see in others

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i think that is good advice

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

dadchat was there for me in a difficult period of my life, for which i am genuinely grateful

it also died pretty suddenly; possibly because of CSPAM opening? or did we just go below critical levels of posting density

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

V. Illych L. posted:

dadchat was there for me in a difficult period of my life, for which i am genuinely grateful

it also died pretty suddenly; possibly because of CSPAM opening? or did we just go below critical levels of posting density

A lot of people took sanity breaks or aged out of D&D after America elected Trump and DaDchat never really recovered from that.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


everything dies which I thought was a very scandi out look but maybe oil money had corrupted that I'm not one to judge

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

With CSPAM existing it did seem like the best course of action to stay away from the forum or internet in general as much as possible, so it was probably just a logical conclusion to an imminent threat.

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


the person with the fat animal avatar has been consistently correct

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