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Mizuti posted:Reminds me of one of my favorite videos. The ketchupbot must be one of those intentionally ridiculous inventions that aren't actually supposed to function well, but wow! Ketchupbot is the wrong name for it, it’s the Heinz Automato
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DiggityDoink posted:Ketchupbot is the wrong name for it, it’s the Heinz Automato This cannot continue.
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DiggityDoink posted:Ketchupbot is the wrong name for it, it’s the Heinz Automato It's automatic!
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Mar 30, 2019 09:05
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Ah, hubris. Where would we be without you!
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lemonadesweetheart posted:What are American names out of curiosity? Betsy, Dixie, Chauncey, Winona, Dallas, Chip, Tex, Chad, Zeke, Shenandoah, Tallulah, Jefferson, Chad, Madison, Dakota, Chuck, Skyler, Buck, Aspen, Jackson, Cletus, Rusty ... (Many of those have started popping up in other countries and aren't uniquely American any more) Utah seems to be trying to create a bunch more all on their own: http://wesclark.com/ubn/faves.html
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lemonadesweetheart posted:What are American names out of curiosity? Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Phil...
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purple death ray posted:Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Phil... 
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Mar 30, 2019 11:49
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lemonadesweetheart posted:What are American names out of curiosity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04uN57jOg-Q&t=43s
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Mar 30, 2019 11:57
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constantly repeating sleve mcdichael in my head
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Bazinga!
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lemonadesweetheart posted:What are American names out of curiosity? 
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Mar 30, 2019 13:59
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Soany people forget how hills work.
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Mar 30, 2019 15:39
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You know, time-honored American classics like Ayden, Aiden, Braden, Brayden, Braiden, Caden, Cayden, Caiden, Madison, Madason, Madysyn, Kaylee, Caylee, Kayleigh, Jaden, Jaiden, Jayden 
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Nuevo posted:
I remember when I was a kid my mom and I went to pick my brother up from soccer and someone parked their SUV on top of a massive pile of leaves in lieu of choosing one of the empty parking spots a little further away. Within minutes all the dry litter started to smoulder, and shortly after, caught fire. I learned a lesson by proxy that day, and got a fun show out of it, too.
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oh god what are these from I can't stop laughing
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sudonim posted:oh god what are these from I can't stop laughing A good reading of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c
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DiggityDoink posted:Ketchupbot is the wrong name for it, it’s the Heinz Automato Still my favorite Automato video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
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Inspector Gesicht posted:You would be a cruel, boring parent to name your kids Jack and Emily, instead of something awesome like Seraphim and Skull-Fucker. I once heard a woman arguing with her daughters Camry (Camreigh?) and Corolla (Korolah?). They did not strike me as being stockholders in Toyota.
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sudonim posted:oh god what are these from I can't stop laughing https://twitter.com/Kreuzader/status/841124218389561344
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I once heard a woman arguing with her daughters Camry (Camreigh?) and Corolla (Korolah?). They did not strike me as being stockholders in Toyota. I was taking part in a FB discussion the other day and a woman mentioned her child, Jadzia. They did not strike me as a 24th century symbiotic alien.
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For some reason Fraven Pooth is just satisfying to say out loud.
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Proteus Jones posted:For some reason Fraven Pooth is just satisfying to say out loud. It sounds like something a wizard in a bad 70's animated fantasy movie would say before angrily throwing his hat on the ground.
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Mar 30, 2019 18:01
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This actually got popular enough that the TV show Angie Tribeca (a Police Squad-esque comedy show) used a bunch of the names for random characters in the latest season.
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Proteus Jones posted:For some reason Fraven Pooth is just satisfying to say out loud. You say that when Rarr Dick is right there.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I once heard a woman arguing with her daughters Camry (Camreigh?) and Corolla (Korolah?). They did not strike me as being stockholders in Toyota. I’m curious: what would have had to be different for them to strike you as such?
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You can go on the Social Security website and look up lists of the most popular baby names by year and sex. https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/ Very old school like civil war era names seem to be popular now.
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I love how this dude knows he's hosed well before he eats it, but can't do anything about it.
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I've posted this in two threads already but it's too good, schadenfreude on everyone https://twitter.com/TheFestiveOwl/status/1111774454122582016?s=19
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orange sky posted:I've posted this in two threads already but it's too good, schadenfreude on everyone Good lord. Reality just can't stop parodying itself.
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I LOVE BRANDS
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Subjunctive posted:I’m curious: what would have had to be different for them to strike you as such? Takeshi and Akio?
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lemonadesweetheart posted:What are American names out of curiosity? people covered it, but this made me realize i kind of made a contrast between 'american' names and 'black american' names which is low-key pretty hosed up, im sorry about that but yeah, those names people have listed are likely to have their origin in the white american community btw the name chandler was so popular in the 90s that there's an nba player named after chandler bing. pretty amazing, when you think about it. pretty fuckin amazing oh and the teacher who mentioned a kid named cuauhtemoc in class, there was a mexican star soccer player named cuauhtemoc blanco last decade so i bet there's kids named after him. just like the Shaquilles that are making their way through college sports these days oystertoadfish has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Mar 30, 2019 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:This looks like death? We have since improved our waste disposal infrastructure and invite "Harry" to try again.
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Subjunctive posted:I’m curious: what would have had to be different for them to strike you as such? They probably wouldn't be shopping at Building 19.
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orange sky posted:I've posted this in two threads already but it's too good, schadenfreude on everyone There is no worse feeling than standing behind the decks and no one is dancing. But if you're shilling for a corporation and DJing while dressed as their mascot, you loving deserve it.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:There is no worse feeling than standing behind the decks and no one is dancing. At least no one saw his face
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NLJP posted:At least no one saw his face I thought the head was coming off.
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