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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

flashy_mcflash posted:


Yeah, not that I want what looks like a dustbuster for your dilz, but I've never had the app spit out "according to local laws and regulations, this item could not be shown" before . And I've looked up some grody nonsense.

Maybe try russia vpn? I have no idea what country would allow this if none of the ones you tried do

e: or it’s that^

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.


I don't know what is happening here, but it scares me.




E: just tested it and it is the app censoring stuff that you can view on the website.

Shut up Meg fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 29, 2019

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Works ok in the UK. Since we got our country back our men are now free to zap their dicks.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

TorakFade posted:

Isn't this something out of, like, Guantanamo?

I think I wouldn't want my dick powerfully shocked, but what do I know

I thought it was just a motorized fleshlight. This is even worse.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Shut up Meg posted:

Are you trying to view the dick hoover on the app? cause naughty stuff is hidden on the app because of app store rules.

Yeah on the app. It's weird, it's never come up before - what does this thing do to your dick???

E: you know what, I'm 100% in favour of Justin Trudeau being like "you really don't need to see and buy this


flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 29, 2019

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011


Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.


lmfao.

It looks like the sort of armour you'd wear to protect yourself from the robocop dick shot.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/60p...2919792338.html

This is triggering my love of large numbers of small things.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32899298450.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.258f2e0eGiNqjr

Edit: is there a way to get the product URL out of the app without opening it in a browser?

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

IA IA CTHULHU IAND!

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me




WTF, guys? This is the first time I've gotten something like this. Is the next step to open a dispute? I JUST WANT MY GLOW IN THE DARK WALL STICKERS!

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

El Fideo posted:



WTF, guys? This is the first time I've gotten something like this. Is the next step to open a dispute? I JUST WANT MY GLOW IN THE DARK WALL STICKERS!
Usual seller BS, the last time I had this I simply replied that the listing pre-calculated the cost of shipping to my country thus distance was irrelevant and if they could not ship the order, they could cancel it. The other option is sometimes they might ask you to cancel and claim you changed your mind since the truth is I think they care more about keeping their reputation than arguing over 20 cents. When this happened to me, they shipped the item. If they choose to cancel, you get your money back. If they don't ship, then file a dispute.

I have only had two disputes, one was an item the seller provided a tracking number but it never moved, not even in China, until after about a week the tracking said "shipment cancelled" and Ali settled that dispute immediately. The other time was a shipped item where the tracking made it to the US and then nothing happened. I tried to extend the protection and got no response, then disputed when protection ran out, and that was a little annoying since Ali was like "keep waiting" for about another month, at which point they finally issued a refund.

TLDR, the next step is to either ignore the seller or reply "LOL no" and wait until they ship.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

:chickbutt:

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

El Fideo posted:



WTF, guys? This is the first time I've gotten something like this. Is the next step to open a dispute? I JUST WANT MY GLOW IN THE DARK WALL STICKERS!

If you really want the stickers, tell them no or pay the 20 cents. If you could just order them elsewhere, you can just tell them no or let the timer run out. They have to mark it as shipped within a few days or it auto-cancels.

If they mark it shipped but the shipment shows up as canceled or not at all before the timer runs out (it probably won't, they'll probably just ship if you ignore it), create a dispute.

If you're in a bad mood and want to ruin somebody's day, report them to Ali; they will probably get a hit on their store. On the one hand, it's lovely of them to run a small-time scam, but on the other hand, the shop is likely their livelihood.

Black Feather
Apr 14, 2012

Call someone who cares.
Made use of the sale/coupons and bought about 15€ worth of cutesy journal stickers, which is a lot of stickers.

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9bNmkJVbw&t=19s

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




The earrings someone posted in the reviews are cool

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/60p...2919792338.html

This is triggering my love of large numbers of small things.

Would this be a good gift for Griffith McElroy?

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

ESPECIALLY HEINDUS

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


VICIDUS FELDNIES

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


VICIDUS FELDNIES should be a username here.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Of course the same company sells nazi pins. Why wouldn't they. I don't even know why it surprises me any more.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



The Nazi Lego knockoffs bum me out, too.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm flicking through the store and there are third reich flag pins on the same page as ones with Soviet medals, feminist slogans, Golden Girls references and an election pin for Rupaul '20.

I know it's just :capitalism: but it still weirds me out a bit.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Studio-Ghibli-Spirited-Away-No-Face-Enamel-Pin-with-Glitter-badge/32949506715.html

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
some legos arrived last night for my son, they were super nice

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Dammit, I just ordered the Freddie Mercury pin, too!

Hellequin
Feb 26, 2008

You Scream! You open your TORN, ROTTED, DECOMPOSED MOUTH AND SCREAM!
These showed up in my recommendations because of this thread.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/VAN...f9-dcd2e9001896

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Wake up goons, the hottest gay trends are passing us by!


Dead trends are still where they fell though.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

I wanted this and showed it to my bf, but he think it’s racist.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

Everyone's favorite t-shirt has evolved.

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bDQ1sUDK

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
New Arrivals Hands Free Baby Feeding Bottle Holder Bottles Rack Baby Feeding Holder Drink Water Support Clip


1pcs Creative Tissue Storage Box Home Bathroom Toilet Paper Napkin Holders Case Car Vacuum Storage Container Organizer Pouch

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

eSporks posted:

Everyone's favorite t-shirt has evolved.

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bDQ1sUDK

If that wording and picture wasn't so drat big I'd buy that in a second. I love my other shirt. The world is a gently caress indeed.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

New Arrivals Hands Free Baby Feeding Bottle Holder Bottles Rack Baby Feeding Holder Drink Water Support Clip


Just in case people didn't realise, this is a really bad idea.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



BULLETKISS posted:

If that wording and picture wasn't so drat big I'd buy that in a second. I love my other shirt. The world is a gently caress indeed.

There’s probably others, a lot of these have different versions

Like this
US $11.89 15% Off | All Over Print T-Shirt Men Funy tshirt BORN TO DIE Short Sleeve O-Neck Graphic Tops Tee women t shirt
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/ck8WVzZm

Compared to
US $11.36 29% Off | Pop Team T-Shirts Epic Born to Die Crew Neck Mens Tees Short-Sleeved Purified Cotton Original Classic Fit T Shirt Japanese Funny
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bLc4dwdi

There’s also a few Cuphead versions
US $12.74 15% Off | Normal Cotton T Shirts Men'S Born To Die Cuphead Diy Short Sleeve Top O-Neck T Shirt
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/WW9reBe

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
Anyone have recommendations for windchimes, yard decorations, or garden baubles?

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

BULLETKISS posted:

If that wording and picture wasn't so drat big I'd buy that in a second. I love my other shirt. The world is a gently caress indeed.
Yeah, I'm hesitant to buy the other one because "trillions of dead cops" seems like a good way to get shot, but this one is just too ugly.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

eSporks posted:

Yeah, I'm hesitant to buy the other one because "trillions of dead cops" seems like a good way to get shot, but this one is just too ugly.

Oh I dont wear it out in public, that's for sure. But it's a soft, chill shirt for around the house.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

Snowy posted:

There’s probably others, a lot of these have different versions

Like this
US $11.89 15% Off | All Over Print T-Shirt Men Funy tshirt BORN TO DIE Short Sleeve O-Neck Graphic Tops Tee women t shirt
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/ck8WVzZm

Compared to
US $11.36 29% Off | Pop Team T-Shirts Epic Born to Die Crew Neck Mens Tees Short-Sleeved Purified Cotton Original Classic Fit T Shirt Japanese Funny
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bLc4dwdi

There’s also a few Cuphead versions
US $12.74 15% Off | Normal Cotton T Shirts Men'S Born To Die Cuphead Diy Short Sleeve Top O-Neck T Shirt
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/WW9reBe

Nice! Scoping that "I am mugman" one.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



BULLETKISS posted:

Oh I dont wear it out in public, that's for sure.

Go ahead, people have been doing it for decades, I never heard of a cop murder because of an MDC shirt

US $12.47 16% Off | MDC Millions of Dead Cops Quality T Shirts Men Printing Short Sleeve O Neck T shirt
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bwWpwGK8

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Hellequin posted:

These showed up in my recommendations because of this thread.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/VAN...f9-dcd2e9001896

I only recently discovered that aliexpress actually sells good quality men's underwear for cheap. It was one of the first things I ever searched for since decent underwear is pretty expensive here, but as I've mentioned before aliexpress has been determined to sell me sex accessories from day one, so there were too many pages full of male g-strings and cock sleeves for me to bother sifting through.

But it turns out there are heaps of decent brands. They are not actually my top pick in terms of elastic quality, but I like the brand 'COCKCON' just for having that name on the waistband. I like to think it is short for 'cock connoisseur', but as with aliexpress fitness label 'GYMFUCKERY GF' I'm not sure the makers actually know how it reads in english.

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