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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bert Roberge posted:

Reality hasn't made sense to me for years.

replace your brain with worms, it might help?

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


There is some debate as to whether ricotta is involved with the calzone or the stromboli, but to me the real difference is the shape; dough folded or rolled.

Both are loving delicious sandwiches

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I am disrespectful to dirt!!

Can not you see I am serious?

animist
Aug 28, 2018
technically a calzone is a form of ravioli

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

you know i'm becoming increasingly convinced that all of my weed epiphanies are in fact real epiphanies and that gives me great respect for the universe and everything beyond it

maybe everyone's weed epiphanies have all been real this whole time

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Bert Roberge posted:

:lol: I am currently caught up in a feud between Jim Carrey and the Granddaughter of Mussolini because I made a photoshop of a joke that one of the original Mystery Science 3k people made.

make somethingawful relevant again

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

i dunno seems like a lot of effort and a lot of work have you considered just getting drunk and probating entire pages of people?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



You know who has been awfully quiet lately?
Boy wonder JaWohl.

Has Mueller found the time to ice that little poo poo now that the report is done?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


man I want some pizza now

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I can't stress enough that if I had known there was even anybody left around to get all pissed off that everyone is happy Mussolini is dead I would have been dancing on that grave every day for like the past sixteen years

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Feranon posted:

you know i'm becoming increasingly convinced that all of my weed epiphanies are in fact real epiphanies and that gives me great respect for the universe and everything beyond it

maybe everyone's weed epiphanies have all been real this whole time

i still remember an epiphany i had being high like 10-12 years ago in which i somehow convinced myself george w bush was actually very good. it was like the peak of the Iraq war and the financial crisis too. i really cant remember the reasoning behind it anymore but i think about it a lot lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

animist posted:

which reply were you

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

mcbexx posted:

You know who has been awfully quiet lately?
Boy wonder JaWohl.

Has Mueller found the time to ice that little poo poo now that the report is done?

he was banned from twitter op

like 6 years ago

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

did that seagull attempt the dog again

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Feranon posted:

you know i'm becoming increasingly convinced that all of my weed epiphanies are in fact real epiphanies and that gives me great respect for the universe and everything beyond it

maybe everyone's weed epiphanies have all been real this whole time

humans have built in cannibinoid receptors

evolution let us have synergy with each other

and Sessions wanted to take that away.

Teik
Mar 2, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I really want to see what happens when Trump immediately shuts off our third largest trading partner

That would be awesome

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I wish I understood anything sometimes

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Waffle House posted:

man I want some pizza now

I also want a sandwich.

Probably a taco.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Bert Roberge posted:

:lol: I am currently caught up in a feud between Jim Carrey and the Granddaughter of Mussolini because I made a photoshop of a joke that one of the original Mystery Science 3k people made.

come on post that poo poo

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

reignofevil posted:

I can't stress enough that if I had known there was even anybody left around to get all pissed off that everyone is happy Mussolini is dead I would have been dancing on that grave every day for like the past sixteen years

:same:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trup

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

snoo posted:

I wish I understood anything sometimes

the key is to understand "nothing"

the "nothing" in the nothing you see

“You are like this cup — so full of ideas that nothing more will fit in. Come back to me with an empty cup.”

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Domnalb "Exonerated" Truwp

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bert Roberge posted:

:lol: I am currently caught up in a feud between Jim Carrey and the Granddaughter of Mussolini because I made a photoshop of a joke that one of the original Mystery Science 3k people made.

Mommy dog's sharp again!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I had a great Banh Mi earlier, paté and chargrilled pork, such a good cheap sandwich

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Waffle House posted:

I had a great Banh Mi earlier, paté and chargrilled pork, such a good cheap sandwich

jealous!

I had soup

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



mods please close cspam for good on this, april fools day

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

snoo posted:

I wish I understood anything sometimes


neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

oh lord, it's time for bad tech company joke webpages

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

mods please close cspam for good on this, april fools day

welp.im/gay

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


triple sulk posted:

mods please close cspam for good on this, april fools day

you fool! you'll kill us all!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/EVILTELEVISION/status/1111504253082718208

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


lol

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my horrible, dummy thicc president

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