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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

PLEASE does someone have a link to that tweet where it’s a duolingo notification about missing a lesson and then an adt security notification? I need it for something very important

that cannot be true
there is nothing important

certailny not very

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Dammerung posted:


Wait, evidently it starts on May 1st. But still!
Apparently there was some confusion in Japan about that too. Don't tear your calendars down off the wall yet or anything.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bearjew posted:

news is reporting Donald trump just resigned

gently caress this holiday.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

order and piss

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/NaomiOhReally/status/1112540674367197184

wonder what Trumps tweet is going to be like wrt this because they'll force him to be presidential about it

trump?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, at he next HOA meeting, slamming an imaginary table with my fists because i larend that didn't work out so well at the last meeting: OBJECTION!!!!

HOA Chair: mr. cumshitter, we yield the floor. But might I add that you're a little overdressed for this? Also what is up with your hair?

me, touching my phoenix wright hair: aw man you think? wait, no! OBJECTION!!!!

HOA Chair: You already objected. You have the floor.

me: …

HOA Chair: …

*i run out of the room*

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

RandomBlue posted:

gently caress this holiday.

Japan is so much better at April Fools. Here's a paint company announcing their new optic camo paint

https://twitter.com/creoshobby_info/status/1112371414177177602

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Biden better announce he’s running. His legacy can be buried deeper still

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Samurai Sanders posted:

Apparently there was some confusion in Japan about that too. Don't tear your calendars down off the wall yet or anything.

Yeah, who would jump the gun like that and do something that's obviously incredibly stupid? Haha, whoops, poo poo.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

mike pence resigns

re-signs up for another 2 months of mr. hands premium video content

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Reiwa means Blessed Trump

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNEsJI-5wZs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Nichael posted:

What's really funny about Biden Jeb!ing out this is fast is it seems to be taking Delaware's political elite by surprise. As if this wasn't completely predictable. All of C-SPAM knew this for years and years.

My state's political elite are incestuous dumb fucks, and it's great seeing the de facto leader of the state party collapse under a day of national scrutiny.

lmao

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Gripweed posted:

Japan is so much better at April Fools. Here's a paint company announcing their new optic camo paint

https://twitter.com/creoshobby_info/status/1112371414177177602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkWKDg7Px8

this is the upcoming yakuza game as a JRPG

animist
Aug 28, 2018

cumshitter posted:

me, at he next HOA meeting, slamming an imaginary table with my fists because i larend that didn't work out so well at the last meeting: OBJECTION!!!!

HOA Chair: mr. cumshitter, we yield the floor. But might I add that you're a little overdressed for this? Also what is up with your hair?

me, touching my phoenix wright hair: aw man you think? wait, no! OBJECTION!!!!

HOA Chair: You already objected. You have the floor.

me: …

HOA Chair: …

*i run out of the room*

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The trumpo era starts right now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mr hobby rules

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Why is there a newera, did the emperor die

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Kurtofan posted:

Why is there a newera, did the emperor die

abdicated cause the job sucked

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


In before we hit page 2000

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i can't stop making "foreverial delitized" meme jokes and it's going to loving ruin my life. there's like 82 people who understand this reference

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
America told japan their emperor couldnt be a god anymore

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

abdicated cause the job sucked

drat, same

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://i.imgur.com/qfM3g5U.gifv

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

abdicated cause the job sucked

Extremely same

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

nice meltdown romans lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/mkupperman/status/1112582461496664065?s=21

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

*Roseanne theme*

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tfw you angered a witch in high school and the curse follows you for the rest of your life

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

accidentally clicked reply instead of next page but the 'back' button is the respite of the coward

animist
Aug 28, 2018

looking at this image is making my face do the thing from arc of the covenant

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my Legal Secretary: I don't understand. You're a law firm of one and you've never litigated a case? Also why do you keep referencing the Japanese legal system?

me, dressed like phonex wright, kicking in the doors to the HOA meeting: shut up dora i don't pay you to talk. here's where the real law is. CONFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

abdicated cause the job sucked

https://i.imgur.com/4KUqXw8.mp4

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Anyone watched suspiria here

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



st foolio

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Kurtofan posted:

Anyone watched suspiria here

original or remake?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The witches are actuelly good imo, those american girls should have tried to join instead of being loving narcs

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

punchymcpunch posted:

original or remake?

Og

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