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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

wait do young japanese people actually eat natto or is it just their weird boomers?

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staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
tender crisp terump

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
everything is backward in japan. they have gay porn but they blur out the dicks. thre are Japanese gay porn actors who have never came in a man's rear end, at least on camera. i would know, i study it

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

jemand posted:

lol, you have to trump anyways


ttrrrrrrrrrrruuummpp!

I concur

Trump *puffs pipe*

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

pillsburysoldier posted:

wait do young japanese people actually eat natto or is it just their weird boomers?

I bet it has lots of vitamins. like a disgusting Japanese vegemite.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752?s=19

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a helpful bear posted:

News is reporting I'm a real bad poster

and huey lewis

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

cumshitter posted:

its all completely wrong. the entire premise of phoenix wright is that he's a defense attorney who actually wins cases

like japan has a 99.9999% conviction rate for prosecutors, mostly because they can gently caress with you by keeping you locked up in jail until you confess

there are Japanese defense attorneys who are their country's Clarence Darrows who go an entire lifetime without ever winning a case, and they're still considered really good attornerys

Japan has the death penalty, but it doesn't post the dates of executions until the day of. So the inmate finds out they're gonna die that morning. The family finds out when a cop shows up with the inmates belongings, or, if the cop doesn't get to it that day, by reading the announcement in the next day's paper

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Billzasilver posted:

I bet it has lots of vitamins. like a disgusting Japanese vegemite.

Skyline chili except natto instead of noodles

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

pranked you all haha lowtax's spine is actually ok

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Gripweed posted:

Japan has the death penalty, but it doesn't post the dates of executions until the day of. So the inmate finds out they're gonna die that morning. The family finds out when a cop shows up with the inmates belongings, or, if the cop doesn't get to it that day, by reading the announcement in the next day's paper

possibly the only country more normal than los estados unidos

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

pillsburysoldier posted:

wait do young japanese people actually eat natto or is it just their weird boomers?
I looked at some polls and it seemed like it was fairly well distributed across ages.

Edit: http://chosa.nifty.com/gourmet/chosa_report_A20170929/2/?theme=A20170929&report=2&theme=A20170929&report=2

Samurai Sanders has issued a correction as of 06:40 on Apr 1, 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cibo natto

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

cibo natto

this is violence

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, on the phone: hello you've reached the law offices of Cumshitter & Cumshitter please hold

*puts you on hold for 10 minutes to create the illusion of business*

me: hello good morning you've reached Cumshitter & Cumshitter let me transfer you

also me, but in a deeper voice: Hello Cumshitter & Cumshitter how can I make your tomorrow better?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Samurai Sanders posted:

I looked at some polls and it seemed like it was fairly well distributed across ages.

natto nachos

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

nachos are so good

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

i knew Biden wasn't going anywhere in 2020 but drat he is flaming out before even declaring. Thats just impressive

More Jeb! than Jeb!

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
Tarmt

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



This but dickbutt

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Gripweed posted:

Japan has the death penalty, but it doesn't post the dates of executions until the day of. So the inmate finds out they're gonna die that morning. The family finds out when a cop shows up with the inmates belongings, or, if the cop doesn't get to it that day, by reading the announcement in the next day's paper

yeah that hqappened to the aum shinkryo guy or whatever the name of that cult is. it owned

one of my favorite cults they were like thiiiiiiis close to being a genuine bond villain

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

More Jeb! than Jeb!

*rob zombie voice* yeah

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

punchymcpunch posted:

and huey lewis

Their Best Of was my first Compact Disc

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


RandomBlue posted:

I'd love to hear him explain why he does this to women but not men, it would be hilarious.

https://twitter.com/KasieDC/status/1112500982628392962

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

*Biden tastes the corner of a manilla envelope found in the Trump oval office* .... crimes....

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't see why this is so hard for Joe Biden. why can't he just say that he was raised in a time when men didn't give a poo poo about personal boundaries of women, and that's just how he and almost every man his age will be until the day they die.

this already happened. his response was 'I never did anything I thought was wrong'

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
tactile is a relaly good word biden should run with that

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


delaware is a very tactile state :smugmrgw:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Joe Biden: *licks interns forehead* ah yes i did see those polls and we will respond by compromising with the Republicans

Lanyards: *crying profusely, grossly, snot running down their face* HES A GENIUS

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

"i can taste and feel!" - Biden after popping an infowar supplement to display his youthful vim for the world to see

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Solarin posted:

this already happened. his response was 'I never did anything I thought was wrong'
That's about as far as you can get from saying that you were wrong.

Edit: "I'm a very tactile person" is definitely a good thing to say for someone who can't keep their loving hands to themselves.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

:shuckyes:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
all hosed up on MindBrawn Fortified For Silver Patriots

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

Joe Biden: *licks interns forehead* ah yes i did see those polls and we will respond by compromising with the Republicans

Lanyards: *crying profusely, grossly, snot running down their face* HES A GENIUS

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

pillsburysoldier posted:

wait do young japanese people actually eat natto or is it just their weird boomers?

most of their calories are from ligma

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

all hosed up on MindBrawn Fortified For Silver Patriots

it comes in a wooden bottle with a green felt thing on the bottom and gold leaf lettering

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ew @ the gesture he makes when he says "tactile politican"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

lmbo holy poo poo

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

lmbo holy poo poo

that's in his senate office and i told him if no one works harder he should sign the loving green new deal

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