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353 | 32.06% |
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292 | 26.52% |
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good morning cspam wrt the thread title, did turmp actually say that or is it an april fool i can guess lol
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mormonpartyboat posted:see thats why ol' tactile joe always goes straight for the easy button Whoa is there a video of that
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Mariana Horchata posted:has joe biden gone on tv & cried about his dead son yet? I hear he's looking for an easy way to reunite with Beau 
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Republican healthcare plan: gas light you into thinking you're healthy and not actually dying of easily preventable disease.
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https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1112720044033798145?s=19 The #RESISTANCE is mad
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mormonpartyboat posted:leave no upvote uncounted its like using wikipedia as a APA citation for a paper
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1112697820572721154?s=20
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Hatebag posted:That's from the water utility for maryland's dc suburbs, not dc. Water main break on a bigass line. Some soil probably got in the system so they'll put in temporary bypass piping and chlorinate at the break. As a DC resident, I can confirm that we received this text this morning. Also for folks in NoVa
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Feranon posted:good morning cspam Lemme tell a ya buddy you're nobodies fool!
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1112697820572721154?s=20
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biden is so loving creepy
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1112720044033798145?s=19 wait wtf, idgi. is this supposed to be a joke referring to biden? but its rick wilson 
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Democratic nominee under fire for "bonobo style" affection
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that is seriously a hell of a take though. "physical style" like getting up in people's space and kissing them and touching their face and poo poo is a tie clip
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Marx Headroom’s affectionate, physical style with the Quote button comes under scrutiny
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We’re going to find out Bernie jacked off into a salad bar some time in the 80s and we’re going to have to vote for a cop who’s destined to lose to a dotarded rapist.
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It's almost as if the overlap between Republicans and paranoid conspiracy theorists is near 100% 
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let me just smell this total stranger's hair and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while holding her against myself and kissing the back of her head and for you gentlemen out there, a respectful handshake i am normal
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smarxist posted:Mussolini's grand daughter? You're canceled, bithc. fascist gonna fash 
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2DCAT posted:It's almost as if the overlap between Republicans and racist poo poo bags is near 100%
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the good scenario is the one where the president is only pretending to be a big baby having a tantrum https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1112722009782398976
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when i become president, april fools jokes will be punishable by death
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whatis posted:when i become president, april fools jokes will be punishable by death I see someone finally bought Kamala an account
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MadJackal posted:We’re going to find out Bernie jacked off into a salad bar some time in the 80s and we’re going to have to vote for a cop who’s destined to lose to a dotarded rapist. no one's forcing you to vote for anyone yet 
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mormonpartyboat posted:biden wearing a camo suit and covered in flashlights: tacticile joe ok but gimp suit and fleshlights
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dads friend steve posted:fascist gonna fash Mussolini Meltdown Day 2: Melty like Grandad's Face
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My parents told me not to go to the Dollar General job interview because they've snuck me into a retirement home against the "guests allowed at 14 days maximum" rule, the apartment manager is letting me stay here to care for my parents (one's mostly bedridden and the other's in a wheelchair) but only off the books, and going out to get a job will possibly ruin that because they're only allowed to have a certain income. They had five weeks to tell me this, including three days after scheduling the job interview, and they tell me I have to cancel the night before. I've been stuck here for three years and I was trying to approach of getting out through starting an online business, but then I found out I need a Home Occupation License and permission from the apartment manager for that. I lied to the interviewer that I decided I "didn't want" the job rather than explain anything. feels like nothing I work hard at even matters I guess I'll be looking for online jobs
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AodWDKBEg&t=7s MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pleQzbLBiuk&t=7s TRUMPTHREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taj6BizzgQQ&t=7s
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subordinates love my physical style of management at the dick sucking factory
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2DCAT posted:It's almost as if the overlap between Republicans and paranoid conspiracy theorists is near 100% 
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ahaha I forgot about wanting to comb agrabah to be fair maybe they meant when jafar took over regime change was appropriate
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Joementum posted:TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists! whoa poor mueller he had so much more life to live 
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i feel like if you're a fascist leader and you finally lose a war or get overthrown, your family/kids should be taken out along with you it's v cold but you gotta pull weeds by the fuckin root
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Louisgod posted:Jim Mattis, thank you for yoru service, and welcome to sa Hahaha. I just remembered. Mattis originally wanted to resign effective February 28th so that there could be a smooth transition to the next Secretary of Defense (Trump fired him at the end of December anyway). Now it's April and Trump still hasn't even nominated a permanent Secretary, and the acting one is under investigation for improperly advocating for his former employee, Boeing. https://www.npr.org/2019/03/21/705440896/acting-defense-secretary-shanahan-investigated-for-boeing-ties
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2DCAT posted:As a DC resident, I can confirm that we received this text this morning. Also for folks in NoVa Those systems aren't connected so i wouldnt worry about it unless you're in like forest heights or something
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Joementum posted:congrats to the ukrainian jon stewart whose campaign was funded by oligarchs for beating out the oligarch politicians and the nazis Boiko ??
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