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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!
People who want you to scan pdfs seperately instead of scanning all at once and segmenting them once back on your computer are sociopaths that can eat my whole rear end

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

*80 years later, standing on the deck of a boat in the English Channel in my nightgown*

*drops Garfield into the sea*

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i hate that post so much but I can't stop giggling

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ASenileAnimal posted:

gorka sneaking into meetings in his tactical cardboard box like in metal gear

have you seen the guy, he can just wear box-colored camo

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1112714426308874241?s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I had that gsrfield phone in the 1980s

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hamelekim posted:

He's a conservative

So are most of the safe state dems

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





alright then :colbert:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
voted burrito becuase I like to watch the world burn.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Lord of Pie posted:

the Dem version of Q conspiracy nuts is sad as gently caress

A Bernie op is a powerful thing

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
deep, guttural grunt: trunt

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

waste of beef if you aren't making biltong



Biltong means butt tongue.



An incredibly potent argument in favor of making it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ex post facho posted:

deep, guttural grunt: trunt

xunx

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Louisgod posted:

voted burrito becuase I like to watch the world burn.

in before Trump weighs in on the 4 million illegal votes for Burrito

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Vilerat would have had a lot to say about this

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zegermans posted:

have you seen the guy, he can just wear box-colored camo

WHEN YOU ARE NEAR, APPEAR FAR

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!
Wow! President burrito!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

love to be a democrat and give up the one piece of moral high ground they might have possibly been able to claim because they don't want to hurt diamond joes feelings

democrats *looking in mirror, taking a deep breath*: we gotta get more rapist

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



truml

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Durf posted:

anways lol trimp



Louisgod posted:

finally, a gender equivalent picture of mustard man



amazing

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

William Bear posted:

Reading news articles about this situation, Patricia Newbold's life feels like a bad joke

the best people

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
you can just make a better burrito by having all the ingredients in the cheeseburger plus more, but inside a tortilla/burrito wrap/whatever the proper name is

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I support burrito

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

lmbo I remember the days they'd just send you on infinite travel across the country and give you sweet per diem and now they suspend without pay

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
however the fact that there are no infantry battle maps detailimg this is v disappointing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

snoo posted:

alright then :colbert:

have fun making your jerky, i hope it comes out well :colbert:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RaniaKhalek/status/1112701361647480832

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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I bet those million dollar consultants have some great plans on how to attack Trump for his misogyny but whoops the DNC keeps promoting people who are/are married to rapists and gropers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

democrats *looking in mirror, taking a deep breath*: we gotta get more rapist

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Captain Rogers has been a Captain for >70 years. His inability to advance in rank is a sign of complacency and lack of morale that justifies the immediate termination of his contract.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

“My girlfriend and I had to get cash for the roller skating event from a convenience store across the street. We went there, got cash and a beer, and walked out. Leaning against the wall 15ft away from the convenience store was a man with a MAGA hat, we walked by him,” he posted on Twitter.

“He glared at us, we noticed the hat and the glare and flipped him off. He started yelling homophobic slurs at us. We walked across the street back to the roller skating event and drank the beer next to the entrance. He was staring at us the whole time.”

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



seems like Fareed's take is a hot one!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Jesus, even his supporters think he's an easily impressionable dunce

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Non-sandwich is gonna win the sandwich contest.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Hey, I remember that job where I was required to scan and store all paper plans as TIFFs. They were more professional than the White House.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Lastgirl posted:

have fun making your jerky, i hope it comes out well :colbert:

thank you, i'll post some pics here or in the cspam cooking thread so everyone can enjoy :colbert:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

“My girlfriend and I had to get cash for the roller skating event from a convenience store across the street. We went there, got cash and a beer, and walked out. Leaning against the wall 15ft away from the convenience store was a man with a MAGA hat, we walked by him,” he posted on Twitter.

“He glared at us, we noticed the hat and the glare and flipped him off. He started yelling homophobic slurs at us. We walked across the street back to the roller skating event and drank the beer next to the entrance. He was staring at us the whole time.”

def an incel

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I remeber when you could put multiple pdfs in one pdf or something

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Al! posted:

love to be a democrat and give up the one piece of moral high ground they might have possibly been able to claim because they don't want to hurt diamond joes feelings

being horny is a feeling i guess

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