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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

:eyepoop:
I found the article based on the headline, and I don't think I was aware before that "the raft hovering a fraction of an inch above the water" was a selling point of this thing even though I'd read quite a bit about the investigations.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Just got updated to say that the deceased was an 18-year-old apprentice.

gently caress's sake.

And you can already predict the company lawyers trying to find him 100% at fault.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“I’m not quite sure yet. Many things, I think. There’s a whole bunch of factors that creeped in on this one that we just didn’t know about. Obviously things do fall faster than Newton said.”

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Jet Jaguar posted:

It looks like the tree got tired of life and fell over. Happens to some of the older trees in our town, it's always unnerving to see the root structure poking out of the ground when it happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyOt5wgIvI&t=450s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Trees coming down in storms is normal and expected.

Trees coming down on clear days is unnerving.

e: The wind looks to be blowing stiffly, at least.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Humphreys posted:

And you can already predict the company lawyers trying to find him 100% at fault.

Thankfully the CFMEU is one of, if not the, most powerful unions in Australia.

If there's fuckery about by the company, they will bring it to light.

regular mike
Mar 29, 2010

Yes! Thanks king. Just the final boss of all trees wrecking this guy's house.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Thankfully the CFMEU is one of, if not the, most powerful unions in Australia.

If there's fuckery about by the company, they will bring it to light.

Oh yeah I forgot about that! I know the C is for Contruction but I've always delt with them in Mining and Energy side with a dash of Maritime.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007


I know he's probably driving in wedges, but I can't help but think he's using an ax to cut that fucker down.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


WAIt is he also nailing and stapling them together THEN shaping the whole wooden chunk with embedded metal?!

Ed: oh god that “lathe”

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Apr 1, 2019

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Synthbuttrange posted:

WAIt is he also nailing and stapling them together THEN shaping the whole wooden chunk with embedded metal?!

Ed: oh god that “lathe”

the worst thing in the video is he spraypaints the legs half way, connects them to the table, then starts spray painting the legs again without masking the bottom of the table:psyduck: whyyyyy

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

tangy yet delightful posted:

Quick someone post the pro lumberjack dropping a tree between a house and a garage or some other outbuilding. You know the one.

I know this isn't what you're looking for, but I want to remind people about the channel:

August Hunicke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfV_vJDvBtc

Dude is a loving professional, and also makes entertaining videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ei7YDO6ys0&t=36s

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
yeah, it'ts like anti-osha.

sometimes it's nice to take a break and watch somebody doing a dangerous job properly

E: i'll post somebody taking down trees in a completely hosed up manner later

MisterOblivious fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Apr 1, 2019

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The weirdest freak accident on construction site I've been at was a guy carrying a sheet of plywood on the 5th floor of a small wood frame condo project. He wasn't anywhere near an edge, there was of course a temporary railing all around, everything was to code and safety was being correctly followed. It was not a windy day at all. Suddenly a random huge gust of wind came out of nowhere strong enough to lift the guy carrying the plywood over his head up and over the railing. He wasn't able to let go in time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

The weirdest freak accident on construction site I've been at was a guy carrying a sheet of plywood on the 5th floor of a small wood frame condo project. He wasn't anywhere near an edge, there was of course a temporary railing all around, everything was to code and safety was being correctly followed. It was not a windy day at all. Suddenly a random huge gust of wind came out of nowhere strong enough to lift the guy carrying the plywood over his head up and over the railing. He wasn't able to let go in time.

so he jumped is what you're saying?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The Bloop posted:

so he jumped is what you're saying?

I didn't see it happen, but those who did said it looked like an invisible hand just plucked him off the floor and flung him from the building :(

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

microburst?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/hw1Azw9.mp4

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'm sure that's good for the asphalt.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



You have been blessed by the King of OSHA. Great safety will come your way, but only if you post 'Truckfuckler' within the next 10 min.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



I like how the video description suggests that this was a "professional" who was doing the felling.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Nth Doctor posted:

I like how the video description suggests that this was a "professional" who was doing the felling.

Well, the tree is down, isn’t it? Never claimed to be a professional house preserver.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Nth Doctor posted:

I like how the video description suggests that this was a "professional" who was doing the felling.

Hey, he had "Treefeller" written on his truck.

Professional just means you are doing something as a profession, not that you are good at it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
From what I've seen, an actual professional would have removed the branches during his climb up, then cut sections off the top and lowered them down by rope.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
If you get paid to do it, you're a professional.

If you're just dropping trees on folks' houses for fun, you're an amateur with an awesome hobby.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
the best tree jobs are when a client is having a tree removed and the landscaping below it re-done. you just cut the trunk as big as you feel like it and watch with wonder as it smashes tons of poo poo. you'd think it would go faster but you end up rubbernecking all the sweet bombs you're dropping

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

bring back old gbs posted:

the worst thing in the video is he spraypaints the legs half way, connects them to the table, then starts spray painting the legs again without masking the bottom of the table:psyduck: whyyyyy


At that point in the video I figured a guy risking fingers on a jury rigged lathe is exactly the kind of person who figures, well, it's the underside of the table, who'll see it?

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

the best tree jobs are when a client is having a tree removed and the landscaping below it re-done. you just cut the trunk as big as you feel like it and watch with wonder as it smashes tons of poo poo. you'd think it would go faster but you end up rubbernecking all the sweet bombs you're dropping

Its all fun and games until you drop a chunk and it fucks up a water or sprinkler line that was unmarked and not buried deep enough.

Copper Vein
Mar 14, 2007

...and we liked it that way.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm sure that's good for the asphalt.

So I says to her, "Kiss my asphalt." :mmmsmug:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Mozi posted:

From what I've seen, an actual professional would have removed the branches during his climb up, then cut sections off the top and lowered them down by rope.

Yeah like, even if that hadn't smashed the house it doesn't look like there's any direction it could've fell that wouldn't have at least messed up some finished landscaping, nevermind any too-shallow utility/sprinkler lines. It could've gone better but it probably wouldn't have ever gone right, really.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Your tolerance for Colin Furze's mannerisms will determine whether you watch the video, but this is the best part:

https://giant.gfycat.com/OrderlyHeavenlyJanenschia.mp4

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Trabant posted:

Your tolerance for Colin Furze's mannerisms will determine whether you watch the video, but this is the best part:

https://giant.gfycat.com/OrderlyHeavenlyJanenschia.mp4

Already knew which clip this was, and I thank you.

I'm also a terrible human being and enjoy his videos. Eh.

Lol getting taint reaped by a firework

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die



Row row row your truck, gently down the street

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Think you overloaded a crane once?

Bahamas crane guy: "Hold my beer"

https://twitter.com/cruiseguy/status/1112805785455747072?s=21

http://www.tribune242.com/news/2019/apr/01/injuries-after-oasis-seas-accident-gb-shipyard/

Looks like they were partially lifting the ship to have cofferdams under the Azipods and then the crane collapsed.

Pre-accident video:

https://twitter.com/jamesvanfleet/status/1112678138734149632?s=21

Video of the ship listing after: https://youtu.be/xBvu3-Ecudk

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Endman posted:

Row row row your truck, gently down the street

Merrily merrily merrily merrily, that pavement sure got beat

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Merrily merrily merrily merrily, that pavement sure got beat

It looks like there aren't any teeth on that bucket so it might not be more than a little scratched

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is fucklin' sweet

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Zero One posted:

Think you overloaded a crane once?

Bahamas crane guy: "Hold my beer"

https://twitter.com/cruiseguy/status/1112805785455747072?s=21

http://www.tribune242.com/news/2019/apr/01/injuries-after-oasis-seas-accident-gb-shipyard/

Looks like they were partially lifting the ship to have cofferdams under the Azipods and then the crane collapsed.

Pre-accident video:

https://twitter.com/jamesvanfleet/status/1112678138734149632?s=21

Video of the ship listing after: https://youtu.be/xBvu3-Ecudk

Isn't having a large ship fall onto it's keel how sea mines work?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Wasabi the J posted:

Isn't having a large ship fall onto it's keel how sea mines work?

Torpedos, I’ve heard. Displace all the water under the center of the ship, and let gravity be the harsh mistress she enjoys.

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
That will buff out.

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