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I refuse to believe this isn't real. Taurine and pork together at last.
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Tashilicious posted:Some meat is fine raw. Raw meat is absolutely fine, provided you know where you're getting it from. Random supermarket? ehhhh...maybe Specialty butcher? Yes. Available in your grocers cooler wherever fine Monster™ beverages are sold.
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Here's today's McDonald's April Fools joke: https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1112685976462245889 The comments are amusing --- half are reacting to this as AFP; the other half are giving it a solid "would". I love dipping my fries in a real shake or a Wendy's Frosty, but the idea of dipping them in a room temperature cup of artificially flavored corn syrup is pretty AFP for me.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I love dipping my fries in a real shake or a Wendy's Frosty, but the idea of dipping them in a room temperature cup of artificially flavored corn syrup is pretty AFP for me. Like ketchup?
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One Day Fish Sale posted:Like ketchup? Touché! I stand somewhat corrected. But you know I mean --- like dipping a nugget in fake strawberry flavored goo made with whatever the gently caress they make shelf stable non-dairy creamer out of. Bleh.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Touché! I stand somewhat corrected. But you know I mean --- like dipping a nugget in fake strawberry flavored goo made with whatever the gently caress they make shelf stable non-dairy creamer out of. Bleh. This same thing with banana flavoring would win me over. Yeah, look at me like that. Boo!
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Confirming that frosty-dipped fresh, salted fries are a guilt-free healthy snack for diabetics
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Sorry, I didn’t make the High School Salad today; I didn’t have any lettuce and refused to put it on a kale leaf instead. Expect the ?!? tomorrow. I did eat a bite of an expired yogurt, though, so I think I’m in training.
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Inco posted:I don't care how fancy anyone makes it sound, I'm not eating raw meat. Fuuuuuuuuuck that. Found PCOS Bill's parachute account
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Eating raw ground beef is actually nasty as gently caress.
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veni veni veni posted:Eating raw ground beef is actually nasty as gently caress. I don't know, man. Kitfo is amazing.
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I don't know man. *Twists toothpick which has an anus worm wrapped around it by one revolution slowly pulling it from rear end* raw beef can be really tasty
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Just go down to your local university, stick your raw meat down into the experimental reactor they have, and kill off any parasites with all the searing gamma rays science can provide you. Walla!
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Tunicate posted:Just go down to your local university, stick your raw meat down into the experimental reactor they have, and kill off any parasites with all the searing gamma rays science can provide you. Walla! , and save/destroy civilization with your cool new optical lazerbeams and super strength like a animal you piece of poo poo
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Tunicate posted:Just go down to your local university, stick your raw meat down into the experimental reactor they have, and kill off any parasites with all the searing gamma rays science can provide you. Walla! Eff that, I live near enough to this bad boy. Stick your raw meat in a particle accelerator and there won't be anything left to get you sick! 
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I want to fight mayo. Yuck!
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Maybe you could soak the banana peels in apple cider vinegar over night and then shred/cook them? Come on guys, if Icelanders figured out that burying a dead shark for a month and then letting it dry out for a year makes it edible then surely the SomethingAwful comedy forums can figure out a way to make banana peels taste like roasted pig.
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Cardboard shredded and soaked in an entire bottle of barbeque sauce.
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I'm still hoping Scarodactyl comes through with his version, just to see more takes on the idea. Especially if there's goon input to try and 'save' it. Scarodactyl posted:I am almost desperate enough to try this. Trip report if I do.
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Apr 3, 2019 01:21
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veni veni veni posted:Eating raw ground beef is actually nasty as gently caress. It's actually great hth
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RoastBeef posted:It's actually great hth LOL nice try there pal
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Has anyone made troll recipes in the style of those stupid facebook videos with crappy twee ukulele playing in the background? I bet you could easily get people to eat some terrible poo poo if the videos were convincing enough.
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came here to post this lol Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe you could soak the banana peels in apple cider vinegar over night and then shred/cook them?  I need to buy some bananase: I assume most of the nastiness is from tannins or w/e in the peel so maybe finding a way to leech those out would help. I wonder if even just soaking in water and changing it occasionally would work like it does w/ aquarium driftwood. snoo has a new favorite as of 02:24 on Apr 3, 2019 |
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veni veni veni posted:Has anyone made troll recipes in the style of those stupid facebook videos with crappy twee ukulele playing in the background? I bet you could easily get people to eat some terrible poo poo if the videos were convincing enough. I have a good idea what you're describing but all I can picture right now is those top-down cooking videos set to the Arrested Development theme
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veni veni veni posted:Has anyone made troll recipes in the style of those stupid facebook videos with crappy twee ukulele playing in the background? I bet you could easily get people to eat some terrible poo poo if the videos were convincing enough. Wasn't that what HowToBasic started as? e: snoo posted:e: I assume most of the nastiness is from tannins or w/e in the peel so maybe finding a way to leech those out would help. I wonder if even just soaking in water and changing it occasionally would work like it does w/ aquarium driftwood. What I got from this is that you eat driftwood. PubicMice has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Apr 3, 2019 |
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Apr 3, 2019 02:27
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I'm gonna make the drat banana pulled pork when I'm off next week 
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snoo posted:I'm gonna make the drat banana pulled pork when I'm off next week Hell yeah. I can't wait to hear about it.
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snoo posted:I'm gonna make the drat banana pulled pork when I'm off next week Please, just get drunk at 11am on Bay Breezes. Please. Don't throw your time off away like this.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I'm still hoping Scarodactyl comes through with his version, just to see more takes on the idea. Especially if there's goon input to try and 'save' it.
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eh i heard from some folks it was okay at least. that hair guy probably ate raw peels
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von Braun posted:eh i heard from some folks it was okay at least. that hair guy probably ate raw peels I would suggest invoking a food rule much like the old hat rule, but then everyone in this thread would be eating literal garbage within a week.
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Data Graham posted:I have a good idea what you're describing but all I can picture right now is those top-down cooking videos set to the Arrested Development theme Yeah that’s exactly what I was referring to.
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Do banana peels have any nutritional value?
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AlbieQuirky posted:Do banana peels have any nutritional value? They're absolutely jam-packed with fiber, I'm sure.
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Solice Kirsk posted:if Icelanders figured out that burying a dead shark for a month and then letting it dry out for a year makes it edible
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