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RabidWeasel posted:I feel like the world where Parliament is just a giant angry anthromorphic clock tower would be a better one tbh I have it on good authority that it is actually a giant crocodile that stomps across the country right after my cartoons on the telly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9-DghzcgiE
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Parkingtigers posted:Oh come the gently caress on, Matt. The comma alone would have made it a better joke. A part of me believes that's how he originally did it but he was worried the audience wouldn't get it.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's Brexit menu – MPs have been voting on a series of suggestions for the UK’s future relationship with the EU in a bid to break the Brexit deadlock" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Brexit: May vows to resign before next phase of negotiations if deal is passed Evening Standard:  2017: Downing Street to garden retreat: David Cameron spends £25,000 on luxury hut
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's legacy – The number of children and pensioners in absolute poverty increased in 2017-18 as inflation and accommodation costs took a bigger chunk out of household finances, according to figures from the Department for Work and Pensions" Telegraph:  Brexit coins and cancelled parties: What is happening on 29 March now? Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Scientists find genetic mutation that makes woman feel no pain; May fails to convince DUP and ERG 'Spartans' to back her Brexit deal Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... new shoes for the leader hopefuls 
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Mar 29, 2019 22:29
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why should arlene foster feel shame i mean apart from being a horrible piece of proddy rubbish, as far as i've seen she's been quite consistent and clear on her brexit policy (which is mad, but ideologically coherent)
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Theresa May following her third defeat – MPs have voted down the PM’s Brexit deal for a third time on the day Britain was meant to be leaving the European Union" Telegraph:  Matt:  European parliament votes to scrap daylight saving time from 2021 Independent:  After Titian. The i paper:  Times:  After Lionel Richie. Stephen Collins: 
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Mar 30, 2019 20:44
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Bob is incapable of drawing things in motion. He just draws the before and after and hopes nobody calls him on it.
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Mar 31, 2019 10:06
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Matt just draws Gujarati street graffiti instead of faces and hopes nobody will notice, then gets paid £650k a year.
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Observer: "The ogre of Tory Europhobia awaits his next victim – After Margaret Thatcher, John Major, David Cameron and Theresa May, who’s next?" Sunday Telegraph:  May hopes to hold fourth vote on Brexit deal Independent on Sunday:  After Monty Python. Sunday Times: 
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Why is a traffic cone the souvenir Brexit monster took from Major?  pig's head for Cameron
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Mar 31, 2019 19:02
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The Cones Hotline.
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The Cones Hotline! See some cones? Call the government (at only local call cost!) and they'll tell you why they're there!
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Thanks, I had no idea about that. How quaint. Must have been a nice time to be doing politics.
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Brexit and the week ahead – There is now no plan and no one knows when – or even if – Britain will leave the EU. What are the possible escape routes from chaos?" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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It's a penis.
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That bend in the middle is a bit worrying, but.
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Angepain posted:That bend in the middle is a bit worrying, but.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the next steps of Brexit – What shape will Brexit take? This week may finally provide an answer" Telegraph:  Brexit: May calls for cabinet showdown as MPs reject all options Matt:  Independent:  Brexit indicative votes round 2: what happened and what next? Times:  Evening Standard:  Semi-naked climate protesters disrupt Brexit debate Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… Cabinet resignations  David Squires: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail:
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Well. Sucks to be any of those guys who put effort in.
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How is it not Squires every year
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's Brexit announcement – In a brief TV statement inside No 10 following a seven-hour cabinet meeting, May said she would hold talks with Jeremy Corbyn to seek a Brexit plan they could agree on and ‘both stick to’" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Jagger's health 
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It'd be great if Mick Jagger could stop wanking while his wife is talking to him.
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gently caress, I chuckled at a matt comic. Someone hand me a blindfold and a cigarette
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's Brexit talks with Jeremy Corbyn – Two ministers quit the government in protest as May suffered a furious Conservative backlash after opening the door to negotiations with Corbyn over a Brexit deal" Also Video shows British troops firing at Jeremy Corbyn poster Telegraph:  After Vrubel. Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Corbyn target practice 
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gently caress off Paul.
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Apr 4, 2019 20:37
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He’s even worse than Matt who at least has embraced the comedic insanity and despair
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Tom Watson sitting in a very awkward position so he can hide the cocaine he's sprinkling into his coffee.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's Brexit talks with Jeremy Corbyn – The Labour leader will resume Brexit talks with the prime minister after both sides described the discussion as “constructive”" Telegraph:  After Saatchi & Saatchi. Matt:  Grand National 2019: horse-by-horse betting guide and race verdict Independent:  Times:  House of Commons suspended after water pours through ceiling Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Harry's social media rant  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Cloud Potato posted:
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Apr 5, 2019 20:46
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I'm liking a lot of the May/Corbyn ones right now. That Mail one though, Jesus Christ.  I was looking forward to the sweet embrace of sleep until about two minutes ago.
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: When the gently caress did Harry get Posh Spice pregnant?
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He's got a head like a loving orange.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the progress of May and Corbyn's Brexit talks – Talks between Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May will break down if Labour insists on putting any compromise deal to a confirmatory referendum, government sources have said" Observer:  "The no-deal Brexit genie is out of the bottle – As the EU floats ‘flextension’, Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn dive for cover" Telegraph:  Tiger Roll makes repeat win look easy to join Grand National greats Sunday Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  After Lautrec. Independent on Sunday:  The i paper:  Times:  Sunday Times:  Stephen Collins: 
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