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poverty goat posted:But if you put all your cash in a safe and throw away the key and drop it in the ocean it's lost for good, even if you kept the receipts
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Modern computing means we've come up with ways to gently caress yourself so thoroughly that you cannot come up with a real-world metaphor to explain it, without resorting to imaginary bullshit like un-cuttable metal or unpickable locks.
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divabot posted:Yes in fact! Ernst & Young have released their Fourth Report as Monitor in the not-a-bankruptcy. It's 200+ pages. They are pissed. In a very How does it feel when you stop and think about the fact that you've become one of the world's foremost experts on Bitcoin? Like, this is your life now. That's gotta be weird.
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Pham Nuwen posted:Modern computing means we've come up with ways to gently caress yourself so thoroughly that you cannot come up with a real-world metaphor to explain it, without resorting to imaginary bullshit like un-cuttable metal or unpickable locks. here's a straightforward real world metaphor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZydV39hb8
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Facebook Aunt posted:How does it feel when you stop and think about the fact that you've become one of the world's foremost experts on Bitcoin? Like, this is your life now. That's gotta be weird. Pounded in the butt by my own bitcoin historian, who is me
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Where is the best place to go to speculate wildly on Bitcoin price movements? After this latest jump I wanna buy all the puts.
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Facebook Aunt posted:How does it feel when you stop and think about the fact that you've become one of the world's foremost experts on Bitcoin? Like, this is your life now. That's gotta be weird. i cry myself to sleep on a small camp bed made of not very much money. Also, it's hard to express just how sick of this poo poo my wife is. The Amazon statements help convince her tho.
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Norton the First posted:Where is the best place to go to speculate wildly on Bitcoin price movements? After this latest jump I wanna buy all the puts. Why stop at bitcoin, you can short eight different shitcoins on bitmex. Can also open a perpetual short at 1x leverage and ride the thing down while earning fat interest.
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I wrote up a summary of the EY 4th monitor's report. There's a forensic accountant there who is so pissed off.
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Wamdoodle posted:only one neck beard among them and on a NOT HEFTY FELLOW! Shameful Lotta male pattern balding though
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Fuckin great, zaurg’s back again
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Ziv Zulander posted:Fuckin great, zaurg’s back again And he’s just sold his house, so time to go up, uP, UP to the moon!
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klafbang posted:And he’s just sold his house, so time to go up, uP, UP to the moon! Just after a Bart is the best time to buy
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the smart money is finally here and the number can never go down again. Are you ready for bitcoin to be hailed as the world currency? I hope you have all been filling your pockets. You wouldn't want to miss this twice in a lifetime opportunity to make millions with almost no effort
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This is a thing. Pretty please pre-pay your stay at our care home in an completely unsecured manner tied to an "Asset" with less than no value. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-47786257 quote:Carlauren Group, which describes itself as the "UK's leading innovator" of care services, was creating what it called the C-Coin.
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I'm just so tired of all these shartcoins.
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Ehm, it’s really good, y’allKnifeWrench posted:For the lazy:
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Because we live in the comedy dimension i fully expect the currency backed by stupidity to go up to $50,000 per bitcoin for literally no reason and AARO to out himself on a parachute account once his personal favorite shitcoin recovers from its 95%% value loss. The next crash should be more entertaining at least
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Does this new spike in the bitcoin price herald the birthing of a dozen new crypto-currency clones? Will the new clone-coins get pumped and immediately dumped? After which there will be great lamenting and gnashing of the teeth by legions of new investors who will be fated to rummaging through dumpsters for sustenance as a result, only to repeat the cycle again with another BTC price-pump? Circle of Life....Circle of Crypto?
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nnnotime posted:Does this new spike in the bitcoin price herald the birthing of a dozen new crypto-currency clones? prolly not
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Because we live in the comedy dimension i fully expect the currency backed by stupidity to go up to $50,000 per bitcoin for literally no reason and AARO to out himself on a parachute account once his personal favorite shitcoin recovers from its 95%% value loss. this sigma world line is the only one where btc is worth $3000 instead of $300000, because a million cryptbros losing their shirts and shady chinese mining operations running at a loss just for those sweet, sweet scant usd is funnier than any one of them succeeding
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I haven’t followed bitcoin since it left the funny computer subforum. Did any of the scroungers get rich since that guy gave up his US citizenship to live in the Caribbean?
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:I haven’t followed bitcoin since it left the funny computer subforum. The one guy got super rich off of his drug market and had 2 houses and lambos and stuff. He hung himself in a thai prison cell, i don't know where the lambos went. They caught him because the e-mail address he used to respond to problems with his drug selling website was the same one he used on some pickup artist forum where he talked about only loving fat thai virgins, which was pimp_alex_91@hotmail.com The guy who gave up his citizenship, Roger Ver, went all in on a hard fork, Bitcoin Cash, which them forked again into Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV and i don't remember which one of those he chose, but they're all poo poo. The guy who ran a huge exchange in Canada "died while on vacation in india" and they declared bankrpucy saying he was the only one who had the private keys, but then the litecoin wallets started being emptied, and it turns out the bitcoin wallets have been empty for like a year. The more things change, the more they stay the same
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Powershift posted:The one guy got super rich off of his drug market and had 2 houses and lambos and stuff. He hung himself in a thai prison cell, i don't know where the lambos went. They caught him because the e-mail address he used to respond to problems with his drug selling website was the same one he used on some pickup artist forum where he talked about only loving fat thai virgins, which was pimp_alex_91@hotmail.com Bitcoin, bitcoin never changes. It’s like I stopped reading about them yesterday. What happened to MagicTux after he went on his forced japanese prison diet and lost all that weight?
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:What happened to MagicTux after he went on his forced japanese prison diet and lost all that weight? It turns out, Mark did nothing wrong and is now rich because there’s still a fraction of butts left from the exchange, and after bitcoin going up, uP, UP, there’s more than enough to pay back customers in USD, which is all he has to do, and then buy lambos for Mark for the rest.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:Bitcoin, bitcoin never changes. It’s like I stopped reading about them yesterday. The Japanese dude in charge of managing the assets of the bankrupt gox company started liquidating the remaining coins, and that's largely blamed for the crash from $20k>$7k. they'll probably be able to pay everybody out the dollar value of the assets they had in mtgox at the time, and there will be like a billion dollars left over, but mark's being charged with fraud for spending depositors money on an expensive apartment and lattes and tight shirts, and could spend another 10 years in japanese prison.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:I haven’t followed bitcoin since it left the funny computer subforum. some guy bought a pizza with bitcoin once. I think that is biggest purchase with bitcoin ever
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klafbang posted:Mark did nothing wrong
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Waltzing Along posted:Been a while since a pump that big. You know what that means. A big drop is coming. what is the price now?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what is the price now? Over 5k? It's gonna crater to below 3 in a day or so because it spiked apropos of nothing at loving all, so it's manipulation to get morons to buy in, and the crypto news pages are full of rosy articles about how if you don't jump on now you will miss out (on losing your money like a loving rube)
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orange juche posted:Over 5k? It's gonna crater to below 3 in a day or so because it spiked apropos of nothing at loving all, so it's manipulation to get morons to buy in, and the crypto news pages are full of rosy articles about how if you don't jump on now you will miss out (on losing your money like a loving rube) it is still thousands of dollars? Why?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it is still thousands of dollars? Why? Idiots basically. It's below the point where it's worthwhile to mine in any country except China.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:They’re just getting ready to “prime the pump” (thanks Trump for inventing that phrase) 
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