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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Same. But I'm guessing it came out at exactly the right moment to be a critical hit, and that if it were reexamined today it would not hold up. Same with Gunn's Super, of which I remember nothing except that really sad attempted seduction scene and the ending. Chronicle I don't even remember that much.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

This got me thinking, don't zombie comedies have a pretty good track record? I could only think of three; Wild Zero, Shaun of the Dead, and Zombiland. Which were great, good, and at worst forgettable, respectively. So I decided to google and see if there were any more.

Holy poo poo there are so many zombie comedies. Here are some











I was gonna do even more but looking at these posters was making me feel bad.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I'm trusting the Jarmusuch bit over the genre.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Apr 2, 2019

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 2, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Why are all the locks on the outside of their door?

EDIT: No. All the signs are on the inside of the door.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Why are all the locks on the outside of their door?

EDIT: No. All the signs are on the inside of the door.

I thought the door opens out?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
If the door is opening outwards, all the locks are on the wrong side.

It looks like interior wallpaper. Also, who leaves a crucifix outside their house?

EDIT: Maybe the joke is that it's a kid's bedroom?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Why are all the locks on the outside of their door?

EDIT: No. All the signs are on the inside of the door.

That's the door to the room they keep all their spooky artifacts in.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Gripweed posted:

This got me thinking, don't zombie comedies have a pretty good track record? I could only think of three; Wild Zero, Shaun of the Dead, and Zombiland. Which were great, good, and at worst forgettable, respectively. So I decided to google and see if there were any more.

Holy poo poo there are so many zombie comedies. Here are some



I was gonna do even more but looking at these posters was making me feel bad.

Cockneys vs Zombies is actually really good and that poster does it no justice. Piss is mercilessly taken out of East End gangster movies and an 87-year-old Honor Blackman kicks arse. Also this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpDGuK-mvbc

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is was a pretty fun drinking movie from what little I remember of it.

e. the one above too

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

If the door is opening outwards, all the locks are on the wrong side.

It looks like interior wallpaper. Also, who leaves a crucifix outside their house?

EDIT: Maybe the joke is that it's a kid's bedroom?

I saw a bit of the trailer and this is like their office/basement prison for demon poo poo where they lock all the demon poo poo they've collected, which is always a good idea if you don't want demon poo poo getting out of control.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Why would they put their business sign on their basement door

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Fuckin' I don't know, so the idiots who like this series know what's going on on the poster?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Why would they put their business sign on their basement door

I think they offered tours

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Okay. You piqued me.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Maxwell Lord posted:

Why would they put their business sign on their basement door

clarity? a sign that just says "DON'T GO IN HERE" is idiot bait and basically just asking to be ignored. a sign that says "DON'T GO IN HERE, WE GOT DEMONS" is a bit more likely to work.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



Man I've seen some photoshopped heads but Jorge Garcia has one photoshopped body.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Okay.

A teaser drops tomorrow and I'm weirdly optimistic about this one.

Phoenix has a lot of the right weirdo energy for the Joker. Probably a much more subdued version opposed to the Leto manic gangster.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

His harelip emotionally prepared him his entire life for this role.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I still hold out hope that it's the story of how he eventually becomes the Ceasar Romero version.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

His harelip emotionally prepared him his entire life for this role.

"Whadderya lookin at? Is it the harelip? Wanna know how I got it?

My mom was, a drinker..."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Inzombiac posted:

Okay.

A teaser drops tomorrow and I'm weirdly optimistic about this one.

Phoenix has a lot of the right weirdo energy for the Joker. Probably a much more subdued version opposed to the Leto manic gangster.
Phoenix is amazing in almost everything he's in, so I'm optimistic too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Phoenix as Joker and Keanu Reeves as Neo in Parenthood 2: Redux Asylum

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

From Cinemacon 2019 going on right now in Vegas

https://twitter.com/TheManCalledBat/status/1112590132186472448

https://twitter.com/ERCboxoffice/status/1113169369444495360

https://twitter.com/RABulgaria/status/1112673195100905472

https://twitter.com/BeyLegion/status/1112498127611879424

https://twitter.com/BrandonDavisBD/status/1112900562087895040

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Godzilla, as expected, is owning it

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT



Avengers: Endgame

Rated NC-17 for Sadistic Graphic Violence, Torture, Bizarre Sexuality/Nudity, Graphic Drug Use Involving Teens and A Scene Depicting Cunnilingus

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Has anyone ever purchased silk printed posters? I just bought the Japanese Godzilla KoTM poster off eBay and was wondering what they look like in person.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/123674991616

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

Has anyone ever purchased silk printed posters? I just bought the Japanese Godzilla KoTM poster off eBay and was wondering what they look like in person.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/123674991616

Like a giant anime scroll.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Well, thats ok I guess...

I remember "back in the day" (11 years ago) you could buy the posters they had up at theaters where they were meant to be backlit but even on a wall looked amazing.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



Avengers: Endgame

Rated NC-17 for Sadistic Graphic Violence, Torture, Bizarre Sexuality/Nudity, Graphic Drug Use Involving Teens and A Scene Depicting Cunnilingus


If a movie's not rated this close to the wire, that's a sign they're having trouble getting the rating they want, though it's probably light R vs. relatively harsh PG-13, akin to what BvS went through.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



Avengers: Endgame

Rated NC-17 for Sadistic Graphic Violence, Torture, Bizarre Sexuality/Nudity, Graphic Drug Use Involving Teens and A Scene Depicting Cunnilingus


Finally we get an MCU movie with Widow-Hulk sex scenes and a Spider-Man using drugs to oversome his post-dusting trauma.

edit:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Vintersorg posted:

Has anyone ever purchased silk printed posters? I just bought the Japanese Godzilla KoTM poster off eBay and was wondering what they look like in person.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/123674991616

They look like any other poster.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Avengers Endgame: The One Where They Say gently caress

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Waffleman_ posted:

Avengers Endgame: The One Where They Say gently caress

Well, if they only say it once in a non sexual way then they could get away with it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Autechresaint posted:

Well, if they only say it once in a non sexual way then they could get away with it.

This one is INCREDIBLY sexual, which is the issue they've been having.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://twitter.com/terribliso/status/1113170642361307138

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Come to think of it, "Sadistic Graphic Violence, Torture, Bizarre Sexuality/Nudity, and A Scene Depicting Cunnilingus" all covers the act of Ant-Man killing Thanos by entering his butt and expanding.

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