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Dazerbeams posted:I just think women have a much more straightforward time of cleaning up their genitals than men do. I don't know the joys of shaving around a man's junk, but it seems a whole lot more complicated. /r/relationships: I just think women have a much more straightforward time of cleaning up their genitals than men do. I don't know the joys of shaving around a man's junk, but it seems a whole lot more complicated. is an excellent new thread title btw. 
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gently caress Your Website posted:the obsession dorks have with ascribing every negative personality trait in existence specifically to americans will never not be funny to me going "southern europeans aren't white" is an american thing though
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Whorelord posted:going "southern europeans aren't white" is an american thing though What
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Dazerbeams posted:Well I could flat out state that I'm a woman who can't see jack poo poo in the shower, but that would ruin the illusion wouldn't it? The Fault in Our Stars and Offspring's Genetics.
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TheScott2K posted:EX-AP (38F) will reveal my (57M) "second family" if I attend my daughter's wedding. Please help!! you deserve all the bad things that are about to happen to you
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Apr 3, 2019 18:49
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He was 37 with an 18 year old. I hope his secret woman destroys everything he holds dear.
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Whorelord posted:going "southern europeans aren't white" is an american thing though No it's not Like it's amazingly not, as far as Americans are concerned pretty much all Euros are white and the only ones who think they aren't are northern Euros
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Apr 3, 2019 18:53
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Renegret posted:you deserve all the bad things that are about to happen to you
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This dude scheduled his Primary Daughter's wedding for the same weekend as high school and boot camp graduation and oh man I guarantee that kind of poo poo has happened at the expense of his other kids so many times over the years.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:56
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TheScott2K posted:EX-AP (38F) will reveal my (57M) "second family" if I attend my daughter's wedding. Please help!! God I hope there's a huge, messy update. 
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Re: Italians are/aren't white debatequote:I don't think that Italians as an ethnic group are considered not-white here. I thought she was a non-white person with Italian nationality (like maybe had one black African parent or some other kind of mixed background). Yawgmoth posted:lol what the gently caress
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Yawgmoth posted:lol what the gently caress the rest of that sentence is the relevant part dummy
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Blade Runner posted:No it's not The original sentence would be no more absurd if it said "the american east coast/west coast rivalry is actually a european thing".
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Apr 3, 2019 19:06
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TheScott2K posted:EX-AP (38F) will reveal my (57M) "second family" if I attend my daughter's wedding. Please help!! Father Of The Year quote:I didn't have an active relationship with the woman. I saw the children a few times a year and that was it.
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Dazerbeams posted:Well I could flat out state that I'm a woman who can't see jack poo poo in the shower, but that would ruin the illusion wouldn't it? You buy yourself some condoms and get in there and pity gently caress that poor wastrel, duh  TheScott2K posted:This dude scheduled his Primary Daughter's wedding for the same weekend as high school and boot camp graduation and oh man I guarantee that kind of poo poo has happened at the expense of his other kids so many times over the years. How much control do you think he had over the date of his daughter's wedding?
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Apr 3, 2019 19:07
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lmao at "I've been garbage for the past 20 years and now consequences?????? Please help!!"
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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-more-americans-waiting-to-start-secret-seco-1819577076
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tactlessbastard posted:How much control do you think he had over the date of his daughter's wedding? If he'd been more on top of things he could have prevented it. Oh man, this guy, quote:My primary wife was always my priority and that was never going to change. She knew this and I made it very clear. I saw the younger three children when I could but I never robbed time from my primary family.
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Would that families were more like gachapon games and I could feed my lvl 20 secondfamily-son to my firstborn and get him a few levels and fire skills.
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TheScott2K posted:If he'd been more on top of things he could have prevented it. I seriously doubt it.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:the rest of that sentence is the relevant part dummy Anne Whateley posted:If shaving her is too gross for him to cope with, it's not a good idea to trust him to care for her when she's throwing up, or when she's pregnant and basically everything is gross forever, or with disgusting babies, because all of those things are a million times nastier. If it's a casual thing then whatever, but it obviously can't be a serious "in sickness and in health" relationship. If that's what she wants, she needs to date someone else.
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"c'mon what's the problem?? I was a good parent to my PRIMARY kids (the ones I care about)"
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I feel really bad for those "second family" kids. They have to have figured out by now that dad has a whole other family he prioritizes over them. Maybe everyone will cut him out of their lives and he will end up alone.
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Yawgmoth posted:no it wasn't you complete failure of humanity
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Yawgmoth posted:no it wasn't you complete failure of humanity yes it was dipshit
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You would think after one oopsie child that he would take more precautions to ensure he didn't have any other oopsie children. He didn't just have another oopsie child he hit the motherload and had twin oopsies. What a loving moron.
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm sorry, your argument is that hair is gross but barf and poo poo are not gross?
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm sorry, your argument is that hair is gross but barf and poo poo are not gross? I mean, there's also an argument to be made that temporarily cleaning up barf and poo poo for a sick partner or an infant are different from permanently having it be your job to shave your partner. Like, "suck it up for a couple weeks while she's sick" or "change diapers for a few years until the kid is potty trained" are very different from "this is your life now you gotta do it"; especially considering that in those latter situations, yeah, there really isn't much choice. Here, she's been going to a professional waxer for years and presumably can keep doing so within her budget.
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refusing to perform an optional personal care task for a partner with disabilities because you find it kind of icky is a very minor sin by the standards of this thread but it's definitely not being a very good partner
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Whorelord posted:going "southern europeans aren't white" is an american thing though Just lol if you think Americans in general parse different areas of Europe, it’s not a thing
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I don't think he has to do it, obv, I just also don't think she has to stay with him. Especially since it's such a quick easy thing, it's not like she's asking him to miss work to take her to chemo or something. Poll time because I'm curious now, how many women itt have shaved their partners? I don't even know how many boyfriends' backs I've shaved for them, like 3? 4? It seemed totally normal.
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So if she decided she wants to save money on lawn care services, would he also be required to mow the lawn?
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therobit posted:My brother is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I stole his girlfriend's hair and can't reattach it... Mostly because his prank was getting her a nice set of lice-infested combs. I know this response is super late and I don't care 
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Anne Whateley posted:I don't think he has to do it, obv, I just also don't think she has to stay with him. Especially since it's such a quick easy thing, it's not like she's asking him to miss work to take her to chemo or something. Nobody ever has to stay with anyone and I don't think either person in this would really be garbage if they broke up over it, I just really disliked the people coming in to say "well he's GOTTA do it, who cares if it makes him uncomfortable, man up and get the razor"
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TheScott2K posted:EX-AP (38F) will reveal my (57M) "second family" if I attend my daughter's wedding. Please help!! I'm really hoping there's a comedic movie based on this story made soon. It's that incredible.
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gently caress Your Website posted:Just lol if you think Americans in general parse different areas of Europe, it’s not a thing Yeah, this. It’s like expecting Europeans (or most Americans) to ID US states.
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Anne Whateley posted:I don't think he has to do it, obv, I just also don't think she has to stay with him. Especially since it's such a quick easy thing, it's not like she's asking him to miss work to take her to chemo or something. I guess I would shave my husband's back if he asked me to, but I've never been asked to shave someone else before. I would also make a distinction here because the back is an unreachable place for anyone.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:yes it was dipshit Anne Whateley posted:I'm sorry, your argument is that hair is gross but barf and poo poo are not gross? Like, flip it around here. If you were dating a dude and he came up one day with "hey Anne, I want you to regularly shave my balls because it pleases me to have a freshly shorn scrotum on the reg", would you immediately jump up and say "oh sure thing sweetie!" or would you cock an eyebrow and ask a few questions and/or have some opinions to voice first?
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Dazerbeams posted:I guess I would shave my husband's back if he asked me to, but I've never been asked to shave someone else before. I would also make a distinction here because the back is an unreachable place for anyone. https://www.amazon.com/BAKblade-2-0-PLUS-Removal-Pain-Free/dp/B071JSSF8T/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=back+razor&qid=1554316710&s=gateway&sr=8-3 That being said, I don't shave my back, and have never asked my wife to shave me. She does tweeze my eyebrows though, but I don't ask her to. She finds a zen sort of enjoyment out of it that while I don't understand, I don't criticize because I'm one of those insane pimple popping people.
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