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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Devils Affricate posted:

Hey OP, not to rush you or anything but I just want you to know that since I enjoyed this thread so much from the very beginning I decided to tie my meal/sleep schedule to your updates and I'm starting to feel rather weak

Have you considered a life of crime?

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say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
The 7-10 days between updates is actually a nice touch with how an actual NEET would approach a similar task. Maintains the immersion for me.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Have some natto, lie back, and obsess over small failures. The next update will show up in an excruciating eternity, friends.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pvt.Scott posted:

Have some natto, lie back, and obsess over small failures. The next update will show up in an excruciating eternity, friends.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i feel that im becoming more like tohru the more i translate this comic. i think i should be worried about that...

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i got excited op, I had faith in you

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'll probably update tonight maybe

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

onsetOutsider posted:

i'll probably update tonight maybe

translation: OP will post a flimsy rationalization of why updating would be a pointless effort

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




It's not proper procrastination unless you put far more effort into avoiding work than the thing would originally have taken.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
lmao, got 'em!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Straight White Shark posted:

translation: OP will post a flimsy rationalization of why updating would be a pointless effort

he mmight possibly murder someone, instead.

or at least think about it.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

:five:

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Daily panels I still owe: 6
(I'll do 'em now, but this is the end of a page so I gotta split it)

Bonus panels:
Haifisch: 2/6
CloFan: 0/6

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


i absolutely love this stupid mundane comic, thanks for updating again

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Owed daily panels: 0

Bonus panels:
Haifisch: 2/6
CloFan: 0/6

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

He better not kill his mom, she’s a nice lady who still cares about her lovely son for some reason.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

He better not kill his mom, she’s a nice lady who still cares about her lovely son for some reason.

We'll find out by August!

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Ah, poison, truly the untraceable crime.

*searches BUY POISON*

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Dumbass NEET, he'll only get rat poison doing that. Better search "buy human poison for murdering people" to make sure you get the right stuff.

Nomadic Scholar
Feb 6, 2013


I can't wait for next year when we find out he's been arrested.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
I feel so bad for his mom :(

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



CrazyLoon posted:

I feel so bad for his mom :(

Nah. If she actually acted like a responsible parent and kept the kitchen stocked with soy sauce and ice cream her son probably wouldn't have turned out the way he did.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
This woman put off having an abortion for 30 drat years. I think we know where our hero gets his slacker tendencies from.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Little does he know, his mother has also googled 'buy poison' and it three steps ahead of him, and that ice was full of arsenic.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Bonus panels:
Haifisch: 2/6
CloFan: 0/6
(I'm way too loving lazy to do these right now)


hey also you should join my crappy discord so you can yell at me in real time

https://discord.gg/3y7HH6y

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
The writer was too lazy to show him failing searches over and over again while getting impotently angry about it, and added narration.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Should've lied, that's what I do.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Aw he's going to abandon this now because it's already been done, isn't he?

Don't worry little man, I still believe you'll find the way to commit the perfect murder.


Pawg From Produce posted:

The writer was too lazy to show him failing searches over and over again while getting impotently angry about it, and added narration.

Yep, that's how I read it.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
"Tch... I don't want to be known as some kind of copycat killer! I'm just going to have to find some other way to become a murderer!" ensues

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
*googles BUY KNIFE*

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Our protagonist will determine that the perfect murder would be of oneself, through intentional starvation. He’ll then inadvertently become one of those Buddhist immortal mummy monks, just forced to sit there for eternity thinking about how much his life sucks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im supposed to hate this guy and hope he dies right .

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Death of the author.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

im supposed to hate this guy and hope he dies right .

Yes, earlier on when there were more narrator boxes the narrator had a lot of contempt for him

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
*googles BUY PIANO WIRE*

No, wait, if I do that it'll look suspicious... I can't have them catching on via my transaction history until AFTER I've done the deed! I'll have to get it some other way....

*googles BUY PIANO*

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Bonus panels:
Haifisch: 4/6
CloFan: 0/6
(lol these are still a thing)

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Is our NEET going to become an accidental super-sleuth? :allears:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He should just claim credit for the poison dude’s kills.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

lofi posted:

Is our NEET going to become an accidental super-sleuth? :allears:

Even better, he’s gonna edit that Wikipedia article so loving hard.

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