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bEatmstrJ posted:Don't ever be defensive on the internet. Ever. Nonsense! How else could I have gotten this wonderful avatar with its beautiful depiction of a small pastry?
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bEatmstrJ posted:I'm certainly not as bad as "the internet" would have you believe. I just learned a very valuable lesson the hard way. Don't ever be defensive on the internet. Ever. Yes that was the lesson you should have learned. 
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Apr 3, 2019 10:56
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Eau de Toilette!
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If he’s trolling he’s like actually brilliant. Don’t get me wrong he absolutely isn’t but his head is so far up his rear end that it’s art.
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I mean, he is correct that if someone makes fun of you on Something Awful, defending yourself in the thread does not help.
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Enchanted Hat posted:I mean, he is correct that if someone makes fun of you on Something Awful, defending yourself in the thread does not help. Yeah, my usual course of action is make a self-deprecating clarification, and then back out until the tide changes. My dumb bullshit doesn't really go viral however.
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Brawnfire posted:Yeah, my usual course of action is make a self-deprecating clarification, and then back out until the tide changes. My dumb bullshit doesn't really go viral however.
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Splicer posted:Double down and go on the full offensive. I might be wrong but your mother's a whore and also I'm not wrong. Doxx 'n' SWAT anyone who suggests maybe I "improve my posting" and stop "being a histrionic little bitch"
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Splicer posted:Double down and go on the full offensive. I might be wrong but your mother's a whore and I'm not actually wrong and it was your fault anyway. Sir, this is a Wendy's bathroom for  .
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Relentless posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's bathroom for
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bEatmstrJ posted:I'm certainly not as bad as "the internet" would have you believe. I just learned a very valuable lesson the hard way. Don't ever be defensive on the internet. Ever. The path to redemption begins with posting your toilet.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:58
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Christ we're talking about the loving toilet again.  For when your husband won't stop pissing in the sink.
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there wolf posted:Christ we're talking about the loving toilet again. Despite having a dong myself, I really don't understand why people piss in the sink. I guess if you have one bathroom and someone else is hogging it, and you can't hold it any longer it makes sense, but why?
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Iron Crowned posted:Despite having a dong myself, I really don't understand why people piss in the sink. I guess if you have one bathroom and someone else is hogging it, and you can't hold it any longer it makes sense, but why? Neckbeards will say water conservation, but the real answer is they are a Neckbeard with terrible sanitary habits.
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Iron Crowned posted:Despite having a dong myself, I really don't understand why people piss in the sink. I guess if you have one bathroom and someone else is hogging it, and you can't hold it any longer it makes sense, but why? Piss makes a great cleaner.
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there wolf posted:Christ we're talking about the loving toilet again. 
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Indolent Bastard posted:Neckbeards will say water conservation, but the real answer is they are a Neckbeard with terrible sanitary habits. I went on a couple of dates with a very tall guy who said the sink was closer so less chance of missing. So there's that.
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small bird pudding posted:I went on a couple of dates with a very tall guy who said the sink was closer so less chance of missing. So there's that. Did you enjoy the subtle yet omnipresent funk that wafted out of the sink? It’s an P trap, not a pee trap.
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Don't piss in the sink jesus christ you loving grots
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Endman posted:Don't piss in your own sink jesus christ you loving grots ftfy
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Iron Crowned posted:Despite having a dong myself, I really don't understand why people piss in the sink. I guess if you have one bathroom and someone else is hogging it, and you can't hold it any longer it makes sense, but why?
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cut my jousts into pieces piss sink behind the door
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Endman posted:Don't piss in the sink jesus christ you loving grots It’s closer after they seemingly adjusted all public urinals to suit 6 year olds.
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wooger posted:It’s closer after they seemingly adjusted all public urinals to suit 6 year olds. ADA. Dwarves have to pee too
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China squat toilet for all, IMO
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Phil Moscowitz posted:ADA. Dwarves have to pee too Dwarves? In my sex bathroom?!
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Bad Munki posted:Dwarves? In my sex bathroom?! It's more likely than you think!
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PRADA SLUT posted:cut my jousts into pieces Factor of safety, no engineering Don't give a gently caress about forces, shearing
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Phil Moscowitz posted:ADA. Dwarves have to pee too But don’t the actual adult sized men who make up 99% of the users need to pee more? There’s a disabled loo for people who aren’t able to use them.
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small bird pudding posted:I went on a couple of dates with a very tall guy who said the sink was closer so less chance of missing. So there's that. On the other hand that significantly increases splashback risk.
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One year in college my single-occupancy dorm room had only a sink, we had to go to a communal bathroom for a toilet. You bet your rear end I peed in that sink when it was 2am and I didn't feel like putting on shoes and clothes. Or 2pm and I was lazy.
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I could use some advice on arranging an irregularly shaped living room. It's sort of divided in two by a weird fireplace. One end is a door to the kitchen, the other end is sliding doors to a balcony. We were thinking of using the balcony side as a TV area and the other side as a dining area. Here's the layout, excuse the phone-pic-of-a-screen I can't seem to take a direct screenshot of this app (click for big). The measures are in cm and probably not accurate (I used magicplan). We already own all the furniture there except the coffee table: sectional, loveseat, TV stand, two end tables. The other item down there is a radiator. The TV has to be on that side but it could also be in front of the radiator, I guess. Ignore the furniture on the other side of the room (3 bookcases and an armchair -- it would be nice to fit some of this into the other side but I think it would be too cramped). This is the best layout I've come up with so far, but I can't figure out what coffee table would work in that weird triangular space. I don't think we can afford custom so is round the best bet? Otherwise, we could square off the loveseat but then we're blocking the fireplace even more (fine, we may never use it, but that's terrible design, right?) or creating a tight squeeze to get to that hall to the right. I don't have access for a few days and the listing is down but here are the best pictures I could find. From the kitchen side  From the balcony side  Any advice?
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SurgicalOntologist posted:Any advice? This is fun! Looking at your plan, I notice three things that would bother me: 1. The TV appears to be in a sunny part of the room, which would mess with the screen. 2. The way to the balcony looks obstructed. 3. Your cool fireplace is obstructed. Have you considered a layout like this? The TV would be on the less sunny side, you can see the TV and the fireplace from the chaise longue, and there's easier access to the balcony. 
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Also consider painting everything red and black.
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Wow that's already way better, thanks. I didn't want to run an extension cord over the sliding doors (there are zero outlets over there) but I may have to.
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maybe a slim carpet runner across the room both to hide the cable and to keep your floors a bit cleaner from traffic through the sliding doors
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Yeah that would be easier. My other hesitation with that layout is that the sofas might be too far apart to have a comfortable conversation across the gap. May have to try it both ways when the moving truck gets here...
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Float some slim chairs, if you put anything fat in there that room is just going to look comical
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PRADA SLUT posted:if you put anything fat in there that room is just going to look comical hey now these are goons we’re talking about
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