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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe the most enlightening thing about koans is reading all the Enlightened Teachers Explaining The Koans and seeing they're a bunch of dumbasses

i like the 1 where the dying teacher passes on his anthology of commentary on koans and sutras to his successor, who throws it directly into the fire, prompting the exchange

teacher: what are you doing?!
successor: what are you saying?!


or something to that effect. it's good. setting words on fire is good

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

neutral milf hotel posted:

we do what we want



Stryombolee

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

we're some kind of bizarre aberration of lifeform, extremely capable of comprehending the absurdity of consciousness and the awarenss of death, but also at once going "LOL LMFAO" as we watch temperatures shoot up 2*C

yeah it owns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/1113658953429323777

not alarming enough to actually do anything about but alarming nonetheless

im very concerned about this

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

crazy cloud posted:

i like the 1 where the dying teacher passes on his anthology of commentary on koans and sutras to his successor, who throws it directly into the fire, prompting the exchange

teacher: what are you doing?!
successor: what are you saying?!


or something to that effect. it's good. setting words on fire is good

imagine how insufferable it would have been to be a monk and also have twitter

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





imagine having 500 lifetimes guaranteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a fox

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lmao mueller

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

allow me to correct the record on what a cspammer is


Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe the most enlightening thing about koans is reading all the Enlightened Teachers Explaining The Koans and seeing they're a bunch of dumbasses

lol that actually does own

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
wait so trump actually did do crimes?

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



SKULL.GIF posted:

no seriously guys, dinosaurs survived for like a hundred million years

humanity went like five thousand years between "whoa! if we plant this it grows!" and "POLLUTE THE ENTIRE PLANET DEATH TO CAPTAIN PLANET"

we're some kind of bizarre aberration of lifeform, extremely capable of comprehending the absurdity of consciousness and the awarenss of death, but also at once going "LOL LMFAO" as we watch temperatures shoot up 2*C

We're possibly the first iteration of life that will have that sort of comprehension, but after Earth owns us thoroughly another will get their shot and possibly get it right sometime before the sun does its thing.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
master: you did not retweet my 48 tweet thread interpreting the koan in context of cultural signifiers within the prepositional phrases

student: gooby plz

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



five alarm evidence

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
watching this youtube of the impossible whopper make me want a whopper, but it's like 12:30 and well, maybe i'll get one tomororw

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

imagine having 500 lifetimes guaranteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a fox

Sorry, I only imagine having 500 lifetimes garaunteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a sailor

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Al! posted:

im very concerned about this

evidence such as: the president bragging in writing about obstructing justice, many times

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

imagine how insufferable it would have been to be a monk and also have twitter

i dunno hari krishna twitter is lit

https://twitter.com/yudhistirGD/status/957065657144635392?s=19

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/405805570

best huckwatch yet

a+ would recommend

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SKULL.GIF posted:

allow me to correct the record on what a cspammer is



*in a very Sunn 0))) voice* TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

master: you did not retweet my 48 tweet thread interpreting the koan in context of cultural signifiers within the prepositional phrases

student: gooby plz

Jon Joe posted:

Sorry, I only imagine having 500 lifetimes garaunteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a sailor

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

that loving owns lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i hope they have plans for us screenings

https://twitter.com/iskconglobal/status/941601869025046530?s=19


i think i used to go to aa just to the right of where that guy is standing

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

president obvious crimes

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

imagine having 500 lifetimes guaranteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a fox

incarnation my pro-rear end (i won't incarnation)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the mueller men rise

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Nichael posted:

my friend just texted me that biden told her parents that they'd have to "lock her up" because she was so pretty when she was twelve

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I've been using this super fancy coconut and vanilla lotion on my feet in the morning before I put my socks on, and when I take my shoes off after a long day's work the room smell like a fancy yogurt, like one of the three dollar ones that you're like, whose buying those

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Tunk

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:chud:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



t

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

wait so trump actually did do crimes?

white people crimes don't count

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

huck and gently caress

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

imagine how insufferable it would have been to be a monk and also have twitter

i would imagine it'd be the equivalent of Neil Degrasse Tyson but with koans that start off with "Well, actually"

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



controversial opinion (do not read if you trigger easily):

AOC is good

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Trump....you spoke (tweeted) too soon about the Muller report and now it’s coming back and biting you in the rear end.

I would ask you if you have learned anything but given youre past mistakes and your eagerness to set the narrative you may have just dug your own grave

Given your poor excuse to delay any sorts of healthcare discussions, and now this, you should be just a little scsred

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tfw the social norms have changed

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