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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Evil Agita posted:

Drago melting down the crown to kill Viserys with was the best meltdown you loving idiot

nice meltdown

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Its a living

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Actually khal drogo melting in bacteria was the best meltdown

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

speaking of meltdowns the title needs some spoilers.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Got Season 8: Euronation Station #danydiesinshit

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

big nipples big life posted:

speaking of meltdowns the title needs some spoilers.

If there are any ones that seem legit and people agree on it Id be happy to buy a banner ad

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

big nipples big life posted:

speaking of meltdowns the title needs some spoilers.
TBH I'm pretty over it, title spoilers are passé. It was funny when the spoilers themselves were funny because of the toilet crossbow, but....ehh who even cares anymore? Seems like :regd08: to me.

I ain't saying nobody will do it, I don't speak for all mods, but I'm not gonna bother this year.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Typo posted:

book euron = mad genius

show euron = college friend on cocaine

It's been a while since I've read the books, I don't remember Euron being that smart- did I miss something?

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

It's been a while since I've read the books, I don't remember Euron being that smart- did I miss something?

Granted, most characters have more opportunity for exposition in the books, but he's less soccer hooligan and more pensive pirate.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I like show Euron way more than book Euron but he still feels like the show's version of Poochie.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

superjew posted:

Granted, most characters have more opportunity for exposition in the books, but he's less soccer hooligan and more pensive pirate.

No doubt there. Even show Euron's costume didn't feel right. He looked too modern, like he was in a band or something.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Laterite posted:

I like show Euron way more than book Euron but he still feels like the show's version of Poochie.

that is the best way anyone could have said it

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

No doubt there. Even show Euron's costume didn't feel right. He looked too modern, like he was in a band or something.

He’s Hot Topic Pacey

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

No doubt there. Even show Euron's costume didn't feel right. He looked too modern, like he was in a band or something.

BOLLED LETHER

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Here's what happened. No one like "The Darkstar", because he failed to kill a little girl. So, Grrm decided, people like pirates, I'll make a pirate king. Who is cool and suave. Then he made Euron

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

It's been a while since I've read the books, I don't remember Euron being that smart- did I miss something?

He was the only person who thought to gather a decent expedition force and go loot the ruins of Valyria for all their superior armaments and crazy evil artifacts. None of the other characters actively engage in the magical part of the setting, outside of Melisandre who is explicitly shown to not be all that bright. Also the sex slave on Victarion's ship is obviously a spy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

He was the only person who thought to gather a decent expedition force and go loot the ruins of Valyria for all their superior armaments and crazy evil artifacts. None of the other characters actively engage in the magical part of the setting, outside of Melisandre who is explicitly shown to not be all that bright. Also the sex slave on Victarion's ship is obviously a spy.

Yeah, but the priest gave him that awesome lava arm

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Euron, jerking off using his lava arm: "Eyyy, I'm melting down over here!"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vim Fuego posted:

Euron, jerking off using his lava arm: "Eyyy, I'm melting down over here!"

vicarion has the lava arm you idiot

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
hahaha

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo
Victarion supports the right to bear lava arms.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Season 8 death spoiler



alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

I'm at episode 3 now and it's not as good as S1 but I'm enjoying it too. More showing off things this time rather than just hinting at them if that makes sense.

Any smashcuts to iPad dick pics this season?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

alpaca diseases posted:

Any smashcuts to iPad dick pics this season?

Theon shows his dick in season 1

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Victarion supports the right to bear lava arms.

Victarion is the Jeb! of Westeros

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bobby Digital posted:

Season 8 death spoiler





I don't know who these people are. Is that Hodor?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

General Dog posted:

Victarion is the Jeb! of Westeros

when someone with a lava arm says "Please Clap" you clap

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't know who these people are. Is that Hodor?

That's Tyrion. They use trick perspectives to make him like blond

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't know who these people are. Is that Hodor?

That's George RR Martin and the other guy is I assume a fan who had enough

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't know who these people are. Is that Hodor?

It’s the Mountain and Oberyn.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Oberyn should just show up in s8 and everyone act like he has been alive all along.

I mean if they wanted to retcon Dorne, they should have at least retconned the good stuff back in.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
A maester is going from unsullied to unsullied with a miniature guillotine, snipping their dick and balls off. He looks up and sees there's still a thousand warriors left to castrate.
Wiping the sweat from his brow he shrugs and says, "It's a snipping!"

Drunken Baker fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Apr 5, 2019

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Drunken Baker posted:

A maester is going from unsullied to unsullied with a giant pair of shears, snipping their dick and balls off. He looks up and sees there's still a thousand warriors left to castrate.
Wiping the sweat from his brow he shrugs and says, "It's a snipping!"

Make it Mel Brooks as Rabbi Tuckman from Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I'm sold.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"You don't have to keep that name, you are no longer a slave, Gray Worm."

"I will keep this name, because they chopped off my dick, and it probably looks like a gray worm now."

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
It's Always Sunny in Westeros

"They say 'Charlie, you're the Grey Worm. You're the Grey Worm, Charlie!' Well if I'm the Grey Worm then I'll be the Grey Worm!" *huffs ammonia*

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Laterite posted:

I like show Euron way more than book Euron but he still feels like the show's version of Poochie.

Euron definitely keeps the spirit of the books alive, because the most recent book introduced like five or six Poochies, Euron among them

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope a cleric rezzes gray worms gray worm.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
How do you not incorporate something as cool as the volcano arm into the show? Not even hard to write, just have Jorah bump into Melisandre and have his Greyscale cured that way.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Volcano arm?

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Drunken Baker posted:

It's Always Sunny in Westeros

"They say 'Charlie, you're the Grey Worm. You're the Grey Worm, Charlie!' Well if I'm the Grey Worm then I'll be the Grey Worm!" *huffs ammonia*

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