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canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

this little team with big heart is this year's march madness cinderella story

every player on the team simultaneously loses a shoe right before the final buzzer

the team almost didn't make it on time to the game, because the mean old coach had them doing unpaid chores in the scullery

several songbirds swoop down from the rafters, grabbing the player's jersey and giving him extra lift for his game winning jumpshot

mice in suits pace up and down the court sidelines with concerned faces, shouting orders and clapping their hands for emphasis

# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:08

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 02:33

Manifisto

canyoneer posted:

this little team with big heart is this year's march madness cinderella story

every player on the team simultaneously loses a shoe right before the final buzzer

the team almost didn't make it on time to the game, because the mean old coach had them doing unpaid chores in the scullery

several songbirds swoop down from the rafters, grabbing the player's jersey and giving him extra lift for his game winning jumpshot

mice in suits pace up and down the court sidelines with concerned faces, shouting orders and clapping their hands for emphasis

# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:19

xcheopis

canyoneer posted:

this little team with big heart is this year's march madness cinderella story

every player on the team simultaneously loses a shoe right before the final buzzer

the team almost didn't make it on time to the game, because the mean old coach had them doing unpaid chores in the scullery

several songbirds swoop down from the rafters, grabbing the player's jersey and giving him extra lift for his game winning jumpshot

mice in suits pace up and down the court sidelines with concerned faces, shouting orders and clapping their hands for emphasis

"Cinderella, you will dunk that ball!"

# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:29

Harold Fjord

Ball becomes pumpkin as the time expires. Still dunked, but smashes on the court.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:34

Finger Prince

vanisher posted:

Listen we dont drown eachother with sauces in this family young lady. I'm not sure how your friends do things over there in the Enchilada house but so long as you are under my roof you'll enjoy your sauces IN your tortilla or not at all, understand?

You were fine when I was seeing that Cannelloni boy! What's an Enchilada but a Mexican Cannelloni!

# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:34

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

canyoneer posted:

this little team with big heart is this year's march madness cinderella story

every player on the team simultaneously loses a shoe right before the final buzzer

the team almost didn't make it on time to the game, because the mean old coach had them doing unpaid chores in the scullery

several songbirds swoop down from the rafters, grabbing the player's jersey and giving him extra lift for his game winning jumpshot

mice in suits pace up and down the court sidelines with concerned faces, shouting orders and clapping their hands for emphasis

A witch throws a chair onto the court and is ejected from the game. She leaves promising vengeance.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 14:00

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A prince picks up a pair of crystal, prescription googles left after the game and says, "I must find this mystery hoopmaster."

All the would-be hoopmeisters of the kingdom gather for an eye/dunk test.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 14:02

Farecoal: There he go

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

A prince picks up a pair of crystal, prescription googles

T-the legendary Glass! After all these years!

# ? Apr 4, 2019 15:35

The X-man cometh

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

A prince picks up a pair of crystal, prescription googles left after the game and says, "I must find this mystery hoopmaster."

Kareemderella

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

canyoneer posted:

this little team with big heart is this year's march madness cinderella story

every player on the team simultaneously loses a shoe right before the final buzzer

the team almost didn't make it on time to the game, because the mean old coach had them doing unpaid chores in the scullery

several songbirds swoop down from the rafters, grabbing the player's jersey and giving him extra lift for his game winning jumpshot

mice in suits pace up and down the court sidelines with concerned faces, shouting orders and clapping their hands for emphasis

# ? Apr 4, 2019 19:02

Harold Fjord

All sports can be improved by the introduction of a little magic. Or a lot!

# ? Apr 4, 2019 20:41

FactsAreUseless

Nevvy Z posted:

All sports can be improved by the introduction of a little magic. Or a lot!

Got some of the basketball's hair and fingernails, we're bound to win now

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:27

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

FactsAreUseless posted:

Got some of the basketball's hair and fingernails, we're bound to win now

# ? Apr 4, 2019 22:42

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

you get an extra free-throw if you can guess the referee's name within three tries

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 17:35

xcheopis

ghost emoji posted:

you get an extra free-throw if you can guess the referee's name within three tries

"Dribble Wiltskin?"

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:25

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

xcheopis posted:

"Dribble Wiltskin?"

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:40

vanisher

Hands

"Nope, guess again"

Knife

"Wrong, last guess!"

String or you dont have a name?

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:32

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

vanisher posted:

Hands

"Nope, guess again"

Knife

"Wrong, last guess!"

String or you dont have a name?

Jokes on you, sucker, my name is $Null.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:58

lol but: body is a dinosaur

attempted bribe misinterpreted as a seduction

# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:17

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

in an alternate universe, goons would be saying bosstones eat the sardines

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# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:39

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

in an alternate universe, goons would be saying bosstones eat the sardines

is this a reelbigfish reference

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# ? Apr 9, 2019 03:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

got any sevens posted:

is this a reelbigfish reference

Yeah yeah yeah

Everybody's doin the fish

# ? Apr 9, 2019 04:08

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got any sevens posted:

is this a reelbigfish reference

reelbigfish eat the anchovies

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# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

in an alternate universe, goons would be saying bosstones eat the sardines

I've NEVER eaten ANCHOVIES!

I haven't had none yet, because I know it isn't good!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 17:43

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

but that�s just what I�ve heard

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# ? Apr 10, 2019 04:26

Farecoal: There he go

BYOB Poster DESTROYS tense situation with PATIENCE and UNDERSTANDING

# ? Apr 13, 2019 19:37

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Farecoal posted:

BYOB Poster DESTROYS tense situation with PATIENCE and UNDERSTANDING

WATCH: hysterical young poster's CONCERNS are treated as LEGITIMATE, smokes weed with some NICE FRIENDS

# ? Apr 13, 2019 19:47

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

ghost emoji fucked around with this message at 17:20 on May 6, 2019

# ? Apr 15, 2019 04:48

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

*reporters crowded around times square, shivering in the cold*
it's coming!
they all look around wildly to see which one yelled and to figure out where to aim their cameras
they see it's a brooklyn cabbie and he's yelling at his exiting passenger
the reporters hush and start focusing their cameras...
the cabbie's tirade at his deadbeat passenger reaches a crescendo, he extends his left hand out of the window...
THERE IT IS!!! THE FIRST BIRD OF SPRING!!!
a hundred camera flashes simultaneously erupt

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# ? Apr 15, 2019 16:44

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

sonys bringing back the gamecube

# ? Apr 16, 2019 04:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Archaeology in 4019: Emoji are Hieroglyphs and Porn is a Form of Worship

# ? Apr 16, 2019 06:24

vanisher

Putty posted:

sonys bringing back the gamecube

All your favorite hit games are there: ps1, ps2, ps3, and all the other hits.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 07:39

Farecoal: There he go

Putty posted:

sonys bringing back the gamecube

they called the second gamecube, the gamecube one

# ? Apr 16, 2019 13:22

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

The Gamehypercube.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 13:58

Goons Are Gifts

DLC includes the game triangle, a simply hardware device that modifies the design to resemble a Pyramide with no further changes made. Pre-order now for only 149.99

# ? Apr 16, 2019 14:58

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

my mom would still call it a nintendo

# ? Apr 16, 2019 17:21

Christoph

I made a meme but I don't think people who are outside of real estate/are not familiar with the movie will get it, but I don't really want to change or expand it

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# ? Apr 17, 2019 02:00

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

lol
but whose car is it

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# ? Apr 17, 2019 02:10

vanisher

Christoph posted:

I made a meme but I don't think people who are outside of real estate/are not familiar with the movie will get it, but I don't really want to change or expand it

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# ? Apr 17, 2019 07:08

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 02:33

vanisher

e: (heh okay that one was very very mildly racist and I changed my mind about posting it)

here's a better one maybe

vanisher fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Apr 17, 2019

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# ? Apr 17, 2019 07:13

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