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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:38 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 06:27 |
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the true power move if you dont get an extension is to revoke article 50 and spend the next 20 years vetoing france in the eu parliament
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:39 |
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I was going to write a thing about how loving angry I am but those emojis just cracked me the gently caress up
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:41 |
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how how is this real.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:42 |
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I feel conflicted because I want to see Britain humiliated and prostrate before the world, but I’d like that to happen without Brexit killing a bunch of people. what’s the option with maximum humiliation and minimum casualties?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:48 |
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Squalid posted:I feel conflicted because I want to see Britain humiliated and prostrate before the world, but I’d like that to happen without Brexit killing a bunch of people. what’s the option with maximum humiliation and minimum casualties? what you want is max brexit delay with the can being kicked down the road in perpetuity
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:49 |
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JFairfax posted:what you want is max brexit delay with the can being kicked down the road in perpetuity God no, that is going to give people like me either a heart attack or liver failure.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:51 |
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I guess you can just delay until the oldies are all dead, then have another referendum
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:54 |
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https://twitter.com/AshMK1/status/1114090655658184705
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:54 |
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JFairfax posted:The UK government has started issuing British passports without the words “European Union” even though the UK remains a full member of the bloc. It removed the two words from passport covers issued this week on the working assumption that Brexit day would have been 29 March. owned
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:57 |
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the brit press is pretty incredible
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:58 |
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Is asking someone to self-harm still a probation offense?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:02 |
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Drunkboxer posted:I guess you can just delay until the oldies are all dead, then have another referendum This is why it'd go the other way right now. A million odd of the fuckers that voted leave are dead now. 600000 people(ish) die a year here and most of those are in the elderly bracket which was 2:1 leave back in the day, which was by far the most leave-y demographic. So 400k of the bastards have gone per year and the majority of the kids replacing them are at like 5:1 remain. It's enough to flip it if nobody who voted last time changes their vote. Which is why the Tories and the small part of Labour that wants to leave are terrified of another referendum, they're locked out for a generation at this point.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:05 |
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the “quote” from the “Labour source” is incredible
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:09 |
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https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1114245096004829184?s=20
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:22 |
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(apart from London)
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:23 |
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what a stupid headline
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:28 |
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goddamn do I want to be in the watchist that qr code puts you on
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:37 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:what a stupid headline Particularly, as the bloody data is right here.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:37 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:what a stupid headline That’s nothing, watch this: https://twitter.com/johnmach2001/status/1114262769380003842?s=20 EU to trigger fish and chips CRISIS if UK doesn’t open fishing waters in no deal Brexit BRUSSELS bureaucrats could trigger a fish and chips shortage in Britain if the Government refuses to grant access to its waters, EU officials warned today. EU officials could introduce tariffs on popular fish consumed in Britain in the event of a no deal Brexit. They claim Britons consume more white fish than exists in British waters, with the UK relying on imports from the Continent. An official added haddock and cod supplies are the most popular with Britons and both species will be subject to tough tariffs if Britain refuses to grant access to its waters for European fishing boats. The tariffs could be implemented as early as April 12 if Britain leaves the bloc without a deal. EU and UK officials have promised to leave talks on a joint-fisheries agreement until after Brexit. The European Commission confirmed retaliatory measures could impact cod and haddock supplies to Britain if talks breakdown. A source said: “Currently the UK consumes more white fish than it catches in its waters and could catch in its waters. Any fish the UK doesn’t catch it will have to import and that will become a trade issue.” Karmenu Vela, the Commissioner responsible for fisheries, said insisted the EU is keen to strike a reciprocal deal. He said: “in case of a no-deal Brexit, EU fishing vessels would have to leave UK waters and UK vessels would have to leave EU waters. “This would have significant negative economic consequences on the part of the EU fleet, which depends on access to UK water. “Obviously, even on the part of the UK fleet fishing in EU waters.” Mr Vela offered Britain the opportunity to keep its waters open in order to prevent any disruption to its fish supplies. Reacting to the threat from Brussels, Tory MEP Daniel Dalton told Express.co.uk: “This threat is codswallop. This is just more posturing by Brussels, but in an area where the EU has got far more to lose than the UK.” The news comes as Bank of England governor Mark Carney warned earlier this week that the chance of a no deal Brexit is now "alarmingly high”. Mr Carney defended his continued gloomy forecast of a no deal Brexit as the UK’s April 12 deadline to leave the EU fast approaches. He told Sky News: "Unfortunately I think it proved accurate. It's alarmingly high now. We're in a situation where the expressed will of Parliament is for some form of deal, so to put it in the double negative: parliament is against no deal. “The Government, as expressed by the Prime Minister, is against no deal, the European Union is against no deal, and yet it is a possibility - it is the default option. "So no deal would happen by accident, it would happen suddenly, there would be no transition - it is an accidental disorderly Brexit."
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:41 |
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Bip Roberts posted:goddamn do I want to be in the watchist that qr code puts you on honestly? same
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:41 |
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oh my gods we've found it the best possible option london stays in the EU, rest of England and Wales brexits
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:45 |
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imagine 50 years from now, when the history books talk about how embarrassing an era this was and how america elected a brain damaged tv star criminal to the highest office of the land, it will be followed by "at the same time, in England,"
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:47 |
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Chokes McGee posted:imagine 50 years from now, when the history books talk about how embarrassing an era this was and how america elected a brain damaged tv star criminal to the highest office of the land, it will be followed by "at the same time, in England," Otoh, Reagan and Thatcher.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:50 |
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Kassad posted:Otoh, Reagan and Thatcher. lol no:
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:52 |
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Mr and Mrs BREXIT
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:53 |
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this chapter in England history should just be a May power stance gif
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:53 |
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Look at his limp hand
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:55 |
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Squalid posted:I feel conflicted because I want to see Britain humiliated and prostrate before the world, but I’d like that to happen without Brexit killing a bunch of people. what’s the option with maximum humiliation and minimum casualties? 2019: What's the maximal number of projected casualties before we should stop laughing? Does that number rise in proportion to how funny the incident is?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:06 |
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I dont know who i hate the most tbf
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:14 |
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^^^ Why not both?Hexyflexy posted:lol no: History repeats itself as farce and so on
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:14 |
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gently caress
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:17 |
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EU Eurocract Burauocrats(Booooo!) gonna nick ye granny's fish n' chips! Here is how you tell them to bugger off. Free 10£ coupon for bets.com on page 3!
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:20 |
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chav nicked me fish'n'chips
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:21 |
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Kurtofan posted:I dont know who i hate the most tbf that's easy, myself
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:22 |
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alnilam posted:
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:31 |
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twoday posted:That’s nothing, watch this: it will be a tragic day for proud Englishmen when they have to watch their trawlers return to port without a haul of fresh caught potatoes for the first time in history
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:32 |
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using all her stored up volcel nega-tantric power in one last desperate play
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:37 |
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imagine thinking the eu won't have any more waters if the uk leaves
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:38 |
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you lot don't actually rule the waves
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:39 |