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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

TVs Ian posted:

I used to live on Long Island, and would frequently have to drive on the parkways there. They were specifically designed with lower than normal bridges to keep buses off the highway (because Robert Moses was apparently a huge racist who wanted to keep those "urban" types off his beaches) and there are big "No Trucks" signs at every entrance. Despite that, at least once a month there would be a truck wedged under a bridge, and a guy with a low flatbed and a forklift transferring the cargo out of it. Once in a while they'd actually stop before the bridge, and you'd see them parked on the shoulder pondering their next move.

I did always wonder if they didn't see the signs, or if they figured it was just something they'd get a ticket for.

oh hello I commute every day on the Southern State

Not too long ago a school bus full of children can opened itself on the parkway on the west side. IIRC was being driven by a guy from New Jersey who was just mindlessly following his GPS. There's signs on every single entrance but they can be easy to miss if you're not specifically looking for it. I know some ramps the sign is blocked by foliage that's never pruned. Trucks wedging themselves under the bridges aren't so common anymore (the hutch going upstate is another story), but what is extremely common is a truck just barely stopping in time before it hit a bridge and needing a police escort so they can back up the nearest entrance ramp.

One time I rented a small U-Haul and I asked them if I was legally allowed to drive on the parkways with it and they didn't know the answer to my question. So I stayed off and did not end up in a youtube compilation video.

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

TVs Ian posted:

I did always wonder if they didn't see the signs, or if they figured it was just something they'd get a ticket for.

We had a bridge that was marked 13' near my hometown; truckers would always tell one another it was actually 13'8" (which was technically true) over the CB, so they'd get overconfident and stuck

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
New York City has a policy of marking bridges twelve inches less than their true clearance and it’s nuts.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Platystemon posted:

New York City has a policy of marking bridges twelve inches less than their true clearance and it’s nuts.

I guess it's a liability thing. If someone's truck happens to be 13'11" and the tires are overinflated and there's a bump in the road and they hit the bridge and claim "The sign said 14' and my truck is less than that"

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

ekuNNN posted:

Speaking of falling off ladders:
"Secure your ladders"


So annoyed at that unsecured ladder.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cojawfee posted:

I guess it's a liability thing. If someone's truck happens to be 13'11" and the tires are overinflated and there's a bump in the road and they hit the bridge and claim "The sign said 14' and my truck is less than that"

Yeah but trucks still need to go places, so everyone who’s driven in the area adds the margin back.

Then disaster strikes at the handful of spots that don’t have the extra foot.

The federal standard is marking zero to three inches over the surveyed value, and with that there’s much less incentive to go for it when the numbers don’t check out.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://ucommblog.com/section/safet...Df51Fz8nHvRTyU0

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Cable Guy posted:

You don't do arson with thirty people in the building...

So... No.

Going back to this one.

quote:

The operator of the Campbellfield warehouse that erupted into an industrial blaze in Melbourne's north is linked to four other warehouses stockpiled with toxic chemical waste.

The Age can reveal that waste disposal company Bradbury Industrial Services controls illicit stockpiles of chemicals found at three warehouses in Craigieburn and another in Campbellfield in March by authorities.

The revelation comes after 175 firefighters battled the highly toxic fire that broke out at Bradbury’s facility on Thornycroft Street early on Friday morning.

The Environment Protection Authority is expected to face tough questions about its regulation of the industry amid reports the Bradbury’s site still contained a massive quantity of illegally stored chemical waste despite the regulator ordering a clean-up more than three weeks ago.

Bradbury’s licence to accept hazardous waste was suspended in March after an inspection by the EPA and emergency services discovered serious problems with its handling of highly flammable and toxic chemicals.

This included stockpiling 450,000 litres of chemical waste on the property - more than three times the amount permitted under its licence.

Inspectors returned to Bradbury on Thursday to discover the illicit stockpile remained an issue despite the clean-up order.

I'm sorry but that sounds exactly like the kind of person who would torch their place in a misguided attempt to get out of trouble. I assume when they catch this guy it will be at an airport as he tries to fly to Brazil or something.

Bonus: airborne 44-gallon drum.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

I assume when they catch this guy it will be at an airport as he tries to fly to Brazil or something.
I'll toxx if you will... Arson vs Accident.

Edit: screw it...

:toxx:
Regardless of "contributing factors" such as improper storage... If the ignition source is found to be deliberate, I'll wear a ban. Taxman probably could do with the :10bux:
Modified terms in posts below

$25 US to forums, plus $25 AU to charity of your choice. My choice if I win would be Lort Smith Animal Shelter


Edit 2: I'd still like to see you put down a counter though.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 6, 2019

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I'll play.

:toxx: that the fire was deliberately started by the owner or their agent in an attempt to avoid prosecution. Let's not trade bans over it though, I'll put up $25 to the forums and $25 to your charity of choice as my stake.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

I'll play.

:toxx: that the fire was deliberately started by the owner or their agent in an attempt to avoid prosecution. Let's not trade bans over it though, I'll put up $25 to the forums and $25 to your charity of choice as my stake.
OK... I'll match instead of the ban.
$25 US to forums, plus $25 AU to charity of your choice. My choice if I win would be Lort Smith Animal Shelter

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Gambling over arson! The OSHA is in this thread!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

redgubbinz posted:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit huffing duster!

:stare: That whole story is a wild ride.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

BMan posted:

Fun helicopter fact: If you fly the UH-1 wrong, the rotors will just loving come off

I always love an excuse to post this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QkOpH2e6tM

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


now that video made me wonder did people really speak like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLT-SQUBRDw

Sort of.

no go on Quiznos
May 16, 2007



Pork Pro

Nocheez posted:

Here's a pic someone recently took of the crash beam.



That's actually the second beam. The first one got beat up so badly they had to replace it.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I wonder how long until someone drives into the bridge as a viral marketing stunt.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

RandomPauI posted:

I wonder how long until someone drives into the bridge as a viral marketing stunt.

Already happened - you kinda want a pool now, don't you?

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Memento posted:

This included stockpiling 450,000 litres of chemical waste on the property - more than three times the amount permitted under its licence.

Inspectors returned to Bradbury on Thursday to discover the illicit stockpile remained an issue despite the clean-up order.

the article posted:

The EPA's Damian Wells said the business was permitted to store 150,000 litres of hazardous materials and had been found with 400,000 litres at the inspection.

He said an inspection by an officer yesterday found about 300,000 litres of materials at the property.

Looks like they had already removed (400000 - 300000) / (400000 - 150000) = 40% of what they had to remove to get back into compliance?

So you do that and then set fire to the rest? Seems easier to just burn the whole lot unless what they removed was the "good" or "valuable" toxic waste??

Seems like it could just be an accident while moving a lot of waste quickly with probably poor safety standards (since they don't care enough about safety to adhere to their permit). At least they had a permit and removed some stuff, so maybe they're not 100% scum?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



no go on Quiznos posted:

That's actually the second beam. The first one got beat up so badly they had to replace it.

Maybe they need to paint a face on it.

http://bridgeshark.com/

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
https://i.imgur.com/jzcWQLi.mp4

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

That’s not so much OSHA as “oh shi-“.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Wow, what year did they travel to?!?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

:emptyquote:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Memento posted:

Wow, what year did they travel to?!?

You can buy plutonium at every gas store in 2019.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

It's astonishing how something which started off so shocking almost immediately settled down. The flames went from fireball to contained with the bowser pit in the space of a couple of seconds.

Of course, we can't see what's going on off to the right.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Memento posted:

Wow, what year did they travel to?!?

somewhere around 13,800,000,000 BC

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

Synthbuttrange posted:

now that video made me wonder did people really speak like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLT-SQUBRDw

Sort of.

Make a video about accents and that's the voice you pick for narration?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Memento posted:

Wow, what year did they travel to?!?

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Knitting Beetles posted:

Make a video about accents and that's the voice you pick for narration?

YouTube Voice really is the worst

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/gktfo/status/1114432841188806657?s=21

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Knitting Beetles posted:

Make a video about accents and that's the voice you pick for narration?

look all the other ones about this topic were by shouty fat youtube guys so I took what I could get.

deported to Canada
Jun 1, 2006

Buttcoin purse posted:

Looks like they had already removed (400000 - 300000) / (400000 - 150000) = 40% of what they had to remove to get back into compliance?

So you do that and then set fire to the rest? Seems easier to just burn the whole lot unless what they removed was the "good" or "valuable" toxic waste??

Seems like it could just be an accident while moving a lot of waste quickly with probably poor safety standards (since they don't care enough about safety to adhere to their permit). At least they had a permit and removed some stuff, so maybe they're not 100% scum?

Possibly but maybe not.

It costs a lot of money to correctly dispose of hazardous/classified waste. They may have done what you said and just shifted what was cheapest to dispose of or still had commercial value. Then when faced with what still must be a pretty hefty price tag they realised that their insurance payments were up to date.

I knew of a firm that was going into liquidation and they had to dispose/remove hundreds of tonnes of PVC. The scummy bastards bought a farm, dug some massive holes and buried it all and then resold the farm without saying poo poo. This was cheaper than paying for landfill costs. There really are some awful people in this world.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Cojawfee posted:

I guess it's a liability thing. If someone's truck happens to be 13'11" and the tires are overinflated and there's a bump in the road and they hit the bridge and claim "The sign said 14' and my truck is less than that"

I was driving through Austin once in a 26' straight truck. A Ryder rental. You could see 13' 6" clearly in your mirror so you wouldn't forget. I was watching the bridge height signs like a hawk all the way down hwy 35. Insurance doesn't cover topping a truck. I ended up accidentally taking the low side of 35 through Austin.

I was doing fine until I saw a sign that said 13' 11" in the middle, and 13' 4" towards the shoulder. gently caress that! I thought to myself. I knew no-one would let me over so I just hit my turn signal and moved over a couple feet. I crowded the hell out of the left lane. The cars can take the shoulder, I'm not topping the truck. For all I knew, they could have resurfaced the road and now it's 4" higher than when the signs were placed.

On the way back, I took the high side. Way less stress. I can't understand how truckers could miss an over-height sign. They should be looking at every overpass. When in doubt, stop and block traffic. Grab your measuring stick and make sure you can clear. Better to stop traffic for 15 minutes than 15 hours.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
We've got trucks at work that I measured and listed the heights a bit higher than they actually are. I measured them empty and then added a bit, and wrote it up on the overhead compartment door above the driver's seat.
So the one listed as 4.1m is more like 4m, when unloaded for example. Once loaded its likely a bit shorter. Better safe than sorry, and I never told anyone else about it.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

wesleywillis posted:

We've got trucks at work that I measured and listed the heights a bit higher than they actually are. I measured them empty and then added a bit, and wrote it up on the overhead compartment door above the driver's seat.
So the one listed as 4.1m is more like 4m, when unloaded for example. Once loaded its likely a bit shorter. Better safe than sorry, and I never told anyone else about it.

Till now. Your secret is out and 11foot8 fame here we come

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

jobson groeth posted:

Till now. Your secret is out and 11foot8 fame here we come

Knowing at least one guy I work with, he's never bothered looking at it, and its just a staggering coincidence that he's never gone under a bridge thats too short yet.

God knows we can bet good money that like 99% of the dents, scratches, bent bumpers and other minor poo poo on our trucks can be attributed to him.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


ekuNNN posted:

"Secure your ladders"


whoever drew that face is a loving artistic genius

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Knitting Beetles posted:

Make a video about accents and that's the voice you pick for narration?

What's wrong with the voice?

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD8P5ItjjbM

... and story

https://abc7news.com/news/video-shows-ball-of-flames-after-suv-hits-gas-pump-in-seattle/1800755/

quote:

Police say the SUV was racing away from a nearby intersection after clipping a car and pushing it off the road. That car hit a tree and split in half, critically injuring one person inside. Witnesses say the SUV narrowly missed two gas pumps before slamming into the one in the video.
Amazingly, the two people inside were not seriously hurt. Police arrested one and are investigating whether the driver was drunk or high.

Edit: also..

FoxNews posted:

According to KomoNews, the driver of the SUV was a 60-year-old Uber driver who had a 40-year-old female passenger in the car. Witnesses on a nearby bus reported seeing the Xterra speed past them before clipping the Accord, which pushed the Accord off the road where it hit a tree and split in half.

The witnesses added that the SUV then lost control and, while it seemed that the driver was attempting to brake, the Xterra eventually went airborne over a curb, through a parking lot and then into the Shell gas station.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Apr 6, 2019

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