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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Cavauro posted:

it's hosed up that NXT is for olds

Thought I was watching the developmental brand not Heroes of Wrestling

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katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

Did they boost the poo poo out of the ring mics or something

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Auritech posted:

I don’t watch NXT UK so she doesn’t count

you (and I) are missing our dose of Jinny too, the other great heel

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yes this card feels like it really blew it's load with the first 3 matches.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Do water exercises help with water sports entertainment?

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Angry Grimace posted:

What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

"a tooth"

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Angry Grimace posted:

What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

The script

Captain Morose
Jun 20, 2005

Angry Grimace posted:

What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

I think it was gum.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Midnightghoul posted:

Thought I was watching the developmental brand not Heroes of Wrestling

if Gargano can pick up Cole for a suplex its a bigger feat of strength than Dunne bitter ending WALTER

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Angry Grimace posted:

What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

a poop

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Angry Grimace posted:

What did Adam Cole just pick up off the mat that fell out of his own mouth?

a big piece of poo poo! gently caress i was beaten to saying this, because it's true!

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Lid posted:

if Gargano can pick up Cole for a suplex its a bigger feat of strength than Dunne bitter ending WALTER

I don’t even think Strowman could do that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like Mauro but please never call Adam Cole the Panama City Playboy ever again

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Jerusalem posted:

I like Mauro but please never call Adam Cole the Panama City Playboy ever again

oh great now nigel did it

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I like Mauro but please never call Adam Cole the Panama City Playboy ever again

The PCP Bay-Bay

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

MotU posted:

everyone: boo shayna is stale
also everyone: oh boy johnny gargano

lol

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Jerusalem posted:

I like Mauro but please never call Adam Cole the Panama City Playboy ever again

They’ve been using that as his nickname for months

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Angry Grimace posted:

They’ve been using that as his nickname for months

Yes but they shouldn't!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Dango Bango posted:

The PCP Bay-Bay

His finisher is convincing his opponent to eat their own face.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

It's weird to me seeing Gargano not wrestle Ciampa.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



just call mauro mr. fantastic because he's really stretching to shove all these references into his commentary

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I don't remember what Coles finisher actually is.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Cole isn’t letting someone eat something before him

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The crowd's tired enough that I don't think they're gonna get really invested in this until the third fall anyway

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

I don't remember what Coles finisher actually is.

The Last Shot

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Power Windows posted:

His finisher is convincing his opponent to eat their own face.

Adam Cole would never let someone else eat while he's there

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
I'm sure this match is good but I am burnt out from three classics in a row to start the show. I need a nap!

(I'm sure it'll pick up in a few minutes)

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Le Saboteur posted:

I don't remember what Coles finisher actually is.

shining wizard maybe?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

My audio is cutting in and out and it is annoying as gently caress

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
meahwile at Joey Janela's ability to find things

https://twitter.com/psamp/status/1114326509685223424?s=21

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

mary had a little clam posted:

I'm sure this match is good but I am burnt out from three classics in a row to start the show. I need a nap!

(I'm sure it'll pick up in a few minutes)

Yeah I hear ya. Especially cause I just ate too.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

mary had a little clam posted:

I'm sure this match is good but I am burnt out from three classics in a row to start the show. I need a nap!

(I'm sure it'll pick up in a few minutes)

It's nearly 3am where I am and we're struggling.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

adam cole is like if pac had cm punk's work ethic

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

ZenVulgarity posted:

My audio is cutting in and out and it is annoying as gently caress

thats just mauro talking

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The energy of this match just seems super low.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
This match feels like it kind of reinforces why the undercard of most fights are intentionally worse than the main event.

2 out of 3 falls was a weird choice after all those bangers too.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

The energy of this match just seems super low.

maybe 2/3 falls was the best idea as the first two falls are a way for everyone to breathe from the previous insanity

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Le Saboteur posted:

The energy of this match just seems super low.

feels like it still has a long way to go

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

The workrate has been crazy for this given how long this match is going to go

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