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Rarity's NXT TakeOver: New York is an upcoming professional wrestling show and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their NXT brand. The event will take place on April 5, 2019, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York. Its occurrence is imminent. I don't have any idea what is happening on the show or what has been happening in this company on more than a surface level that may be incorrect. Do you remember when the Take Over events had names instead of being named a city's name? One of them was called TakeOver MakeOver. J/K Here are the matches in order of importance. Fatal Fourway: Shayna Baszler (c) versus Kairi Sane versus Io Shirai versus Bianca Belair for the NXT Women’s Championship Your main event for the evening. This is the important match to determine whether womens' wrestling will thrive, and if mens' wrestling will survive. If Bianca Belair does not win, NXT will never recover from its large creative slump. Pete Dunne (c) versus small walter for the NXT UK Championship The main event. small walter (pictured to scale) lives in Germany I believe, and refuses to leave the country and was able to get that written into his contract. He is expected to no-show the event. Velveteen Dream (c) versus Matt Riddle for the North American Championship This is likely the main event of the show. The "Riddle" of this "Matt"ch is to find out if Matt Riddle wants to become the barefoot NXT champion that Alexander Rusev could not, or if he is racist against black people instead. Two out of Three Falls: Johnny Gargano versus Adam Cole for the NXT Championship This appears to be the main event. The champion's belt has been vacated by Baldbeard, one of Rosaria's Fingers. Johnny Gargano the Blue Sentinel was supposed to be in this match and Adam Cole the Aldrich Faithful wasn't supposed to be in it. Adam Cole won the right to be in it, and I am not sure if it really matters. Whoever wins two of the falls will become the NXT Champion and stay in NXT until they are 36 years old. Three falls are not guaranteed. You are not allowed to get a refund if there are only two falls. War Raiders (c) versus Ricochet and Aleister Black for the NXT Tag Team Championships And in the main event, this match is all about teaming together and figuring out who really are the champions of it once and for all. I don't care about it. I'm sorry. I know it will be good, for you, and I'm sure I will like watching it while it happens quite a lot. That's what matters. I'm only saying in terms of emotion, there is nothing available to give. --- The kickoff show for Rarity's NXT TakeOver: New York begins at 6 p.m. ET on the WWE YouTube Channel, or somewhere. It might be on the WWE Network. I have never seen a kickoff show, and won't see this one. It will start minutes after I send this thread which I am going to do here in a second, in case you want to talk about whatever happens on there. If you don't then that makes sense, because I don't either. Ok, I found it now. Here's the video of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chEsVqDTwJo Rarity's NXT TakeOver: New York begins in earnest at 7 p.m. ET on the WWE Network. I don't know what timezone you live in, but you are allowed to tell me by posting here about it or sending me a PM. Post about anything you want in here, for that matter. I have worked out a deal with full cooperation from the mods that no one can get in trouble for anything they post in this thread, even if you do something extremely illegal. I'm sorry for making all of the pics yellow. I thought it would be a fun little "gag" but it hurts my eyes a lot. I don't have good eyes either so I am wondering if it would hurt good eyes more than mine, or less than mine. I've gotten some peppered beef jerky to have during the event, but a very small bug was in with it and I ate the bug. NXT loving sucks! Fight forever!
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:25 |
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it was an accident that this is on here already. Please come here later and don't forget
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:29 |
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Even though he's not officially listed on the card... gently caress YOU RODDY
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:43 |
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Thank you for the recap cavauro. I am excited for the main events. Also free Rarity
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:57 |
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I got bad quality sleep but the adrenaline will keep me up!!!
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:02 |
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sam roberts likes landlords
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:02 |
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Has anyone ever told Sam Roberts he needs to just let that hair go?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:03 |
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I am happy to post in this Cavauro sponsored Takeover thread
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:04 |
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I wore my Undisputed Era shirt to lunch today and this guy waved at me from across the parking lot and did the Adam Cole "BOOM" gesture
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:05 |
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Are there jorts?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:06 |
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I would sign a change.org petition to ban Sam Roberts from talking
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:11 |
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someone swat sam roberts
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:12 |
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goodbye Rarity though i never knew you at all
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:14 |
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gently caress YOU RODDY
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:31 |
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Yay for watching other people playing video games?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:35 |
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Being given a million dollars is pretty much the only way you could get me to play WWE 2K19.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:36 |
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Does AJ get the million if he wins?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:37 |
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Part of me hopes AJ loses just so he throws a massive temper tantrum.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:40 |
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How can you tell who has the most health left when there's no health meter? ed: Someone slap this chode
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:41 |
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Is this guy a plant or an actor? They seem to have trained him well to deliver his lines.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:42 |
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This is the only time you'll ever see Brock Lesnar in NXT. And thats only because its a videogame.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:42 |
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My man just ethered Corey Graves. Please win.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:44 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Is this guy a plant or an actor? They seem to have trained him well to deliver his lines. They had people who qualified submit audition tapes and picked 4 people for the final tournament.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:44 |
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AJ doesn’t know how to do reversals haha
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:45 |
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Wonder how much Brock is making for this
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:45 |
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lol theyve got the tutorial on
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:45 |
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Lol this is totally setup. AJ intentionally taunted to start the match.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:45 |
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AJ is throwing the match. This thing is fixed!
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:46 |
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Yup, that's how poo poo those games are.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:47 |
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Uh is this whole thing a setup. This man does not seem to care at all he won a million.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:47 |
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Normal Brock Lesnar match
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:47 |
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That was embarassing and I'm glad it's over Hope it didn't kill the crowd for tonight!
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:48 |
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That was the most anti climactic person winning a million dollars ever.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:48 |
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Le Saboteur posted:Is this guy a plant or an actor? They seem to have trained him well to deliver his lines. His twitter says he's a ring announcer and his facebook is WWEGoldenVoice so yeah definitely a plant. That was all so loving stupid.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:49 |
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AJ got caught taunting twice and think he only pulled off one reversal
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:49 |
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You have to give WWE props for keeping Kayfabe alive with the video game Brock match being the same as a real life Brock match
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:50 |
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AJ was clearly just losing on purpose so I guess that part of the contest was a formality or something. But he didn't even seem to care when he beat the actual guys at Axxess. Just fuckin weird.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:51 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 17:20 |
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Sam Roberts looks like the lead in an all-male version of Annie
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:51 |