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luxury handset posted:JFK's body was a total wreck, first off he had addison's disease which is a hormonal deficiency, as well as bowel issues, a hosed up back from football injuries compounded by war injuries as well as his body just being dysfunctional, and was on antidepressants, ritalin, all kinds of poo poo. like when he wasn't all shot full of steroids for public appearances he was basically on crutches FlamingLiberal posted:How the hell was a guy with a hormonal deficiency and on antidepressants loving everything that moved Ague Proof posted:Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
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nockturne posted:"Everything is covered in something brand new". Sir, can you please just start hitting me with the axe now
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sea turtles eat jellyfish. If you're going to go swim with the sea turtles perhaps don't do it on an inflatable device that looks a bit like a jellyfish Grem posted:Those turtles are dumb as gently caress, that looks nothing like a jellyfish. A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Talk about a Monday morning leatherback
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Shifty Nipples posted:That one was really good. Holy poo poo I thought after all these years a solid aatrek dunk would feel stale, but here we are. Golden.
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Holy poo poo Unlike Aatrek, goons don't lose interest in things that are more than a few years old.
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Sorry, can somebody give grandpa the skinny on this? VVV Ah thank you two. pangstrom has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Apr 5, 2019 |
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It's the Triticum goon project post. Second page, about halfway down.
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You could have helpfully added a link to the post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749412&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post452436241
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Turpitude II posted:Unlike Aatrek, goons don't lose interest in things that are more than a few years old. went to post this in the funny forum quotes thread and got a real shocker of a revelation
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nockturne posted:"Everything is covered in something brand new". Ah. This brings back memories of the time the funeral home played a smooth jazz Muzak piano rendition of this at my grandmothers visitation. Im in love with your body, indeed...
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frankenfreak posted:You could have helpfully added a link to the post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749412&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post452436241 I find those almost never work anymore because of the order assets load on pages.
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Krankenstyle posted:i dont get how the wood knife / whittle quote is a dunk on aatrek He meant to quote canyoneer, I was confused too for a moment 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:He meant to quote canyoneer, I was confused too for a moment Oh man thank you, it was driving me crazy
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Aphrodite posted:I find those almost never work anymore because of the order assets load on pages. They "work" but then the embedded tweets/videos load and shove everything down. Sometimes you can reload to get it to hit the right spot, the pros remember the username/post content (I'm not one). There's an "Adjust the page position to the top of the requested post after the page loads" option in the usercp that I currently have checked, but I guess that triggers after images load but before all the extra javascript poo poo loads. Maybe if the trigger could be changed to "on page render" instead of "on page load" or whatever they are called??? I'm not a front end developer (thank christ).
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:He meant to quote canyoneer, I was confused too for a moment Mobile is hard, I have sausage fingers
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Oh good, I was like "but I'm not funny".
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Mobile is hard, I have sausage fingers okay I'll bite. Tell me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
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Krankenstyle posted:i dont get how the wood knife / whittle quote is a dunk on aatrek I got as far as whittle = little but then ???
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:okay I'll bite. Tell me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies") Years ago while I was riding a 30 mile loop, this turd on a fixed gear bike was being a complete slow rear end in the bike lane. So I tailgated the poo poo out of them and told them I was passing them on the right. They had headphones in that I couldn't see, until I drew level. She then proceeded to panic and horse kick me in the side hard enough to send me face first into the gutter, and her careening into 30mph rush-hour traffic. On a bike. With pedals moving of their own accord without her feet on them. With no helmet. Goddamn fool nearly killed us both. I failed a tflc toxx, so I ate a ban and shine gave me the tamest red text I've ever seen to commemorate my return/misfortune.
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Years ago while I was riding a 30 mile loop, this turd on a fixed gear bike was being a complete slow rear end in the bike lane. So I tailgated the poo poo out of them and told them I was passing them on the right. They had headphones in that I couldn't see, until I drew level. Thanks lol that story was every bit as normal as I expected
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Phlegmish posted:I got as far as whittle = little but then ??? same, i was like "this is weak. i get the little pun, but to transplant that onto aatrek pedophilia? tryhard at best" thx again birdmod ^_^ e. also can i get my name changed to "turd on a fixed gear" pls
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RandomFerret posted:Holy poo poo computers are stupid.  love a good username joke
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Years ago while I was riding a 30 mile loop, this turd on a fixed gear bike was being a complete slow rear end in the bike lane. So I tailgated the poo poo out of them and told them I was passing them on the right. They had headphones in that I couldn't see, until I drew level. ...why did she respond by kicking you? 
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Years ago while I was riding a 30 mile loop, this turd on a fixed gear bike was being a complete slow rear end in the bike lane. So I tailgated the poo poo out of them and told them I was passing them on the right. They had headphones in that I couldn't see, until I drew level. Poor fixie, thought of SeaGoatSupreme and nearly died.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:He meant to quote canyoneer, I was confused too for a moment Which post by canyoneer? I'm also being driven slightly insane by this.
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nockturne posted:Which post by canyoneer? I'm also being driven slightly insane by this. this one:
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can ya name the quote by a real ol goon who's got the stairs and where tf is Kyoon canyoneer posted: *whipcrack*
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Krankenstyle posted:can ya name the quote by a real ol goon *big red suv crashes through thread*
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:this one: 
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Chichevache posted:...why did she respond by kicking you? A bearded, purple faced 220lb dude suddenly appearing within two feet of you is a shocker, apparently. My name can be shortened to "ant". Poor fixie, thought of ant and nearly died.
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Caesar Saladin posted:gone home but you have to do a hard rhythm game to find out that your sister's gay Barudak posted:Thats just listening to a riot grrrl album.
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