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Sectopod
Aug 24, 2017

JugbandDude posted:

In case you ladies and gentlemen don't know, Lagavulin is a drat fine scotch, you can't go wrong with it.

That is all.

This guy gets it.
If you like Lagavulin you will probably also like Caol Ila or Laphroaig, or pretty much anyhting coming from Islay.

e: Accidental whisky snipe

Sectopod fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Apr 6, 2019

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MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


Sounds like something the loving Nostromo would do. Very fidelitious.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


How much is the cost of entry for mining again?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Around $150.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






those awful, terrible refundians and their... straightforward and non-confrontational answers?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


:ohdear:

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010











AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

If you can’t dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit, as the old t-shirt slogan goes.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





It’s very cool of them to just delete items you bought from the game. It’s even cooler of them to refund you in worthless in-game currency instead of giving you back actual money or store credit or something you can actually use.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

lmao

yes we deleted those things you bought, no you cannot have your money back.

imagine if EA or Activision did this.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

4 new mission givers spread over 7 new landable planets/moons with more new space stations and Crusader upper atmosphere landing. That's some real first class planning.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

AlbieQuirky posted:

If you can’t dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit, as the old t-shirt slogan goes.

This never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Sarsapariller posted:

One thing that's really interesting to do is to compare starcitizen and to other popular video game subs. Some metrics below:

Subscriber growth:
http://redditmetrics.com/r/starcitizen
http://redditmetrics.com/r/guildwars2
http://redditmetrics.com/r/40klore

Despite being a 6 year old sub for a game that doesn't exist, the sub continues to experience almost perfectly linear subscriber growth. This is very unusual- in comparison, you can see the more organic rise-and-plateau of Guildwars2, a sub about the same age, or the rising interest in 40klore, a (reasonably) high quality discussion sub for warhammer stuff.

Best posting times
https://dashboard.laterforreddit.com/analysis/?subreddit=starcitizen&threshold=100
https://dashboard.laterforreddit.com/analysis/?subreddit=guildwars2&threshold=100
https://dashboard.laterforreddit.com/analysis/?subreddit=40klore&threshold=100

The graphs here are harder to parse immediately- I don't like that 0 post hours are light blue instead of blank, but whatever. If you squint a bit, it becomes apparent that starcitizen's post times are weird. GW2 and 40KLore have their highest-upvoted posts clustered about where you would expect, from 9 to 5 on the weekdays and late at night Sat/Sun. Late weekday nights see almost no posts, in general. But starcitizen has almost uniform post times- you can find 100+ upvoted posts at 3AM on a Tuesday. In fact the times when you are least likely to find highly upvoted SC content is... the weekends? Hmmm.

Title word analysis
(Same links as before)

More interesting discrepancies here. Looking at popular tri-grams, i.e. 3 word phrases that crop up most in highly-upvoted posts, guildwars2 and 40klore are very organic- just a couple of 3 word phrases find any repetition at all, and it's mostly like "Guild Wars 2" or "My friend drew" which is more or less what you'd expect. Over in starcitizen land, however, 3-word phrases repeat with alarming regularity and they are almost entirely common marketing/dev phrases: "around the verse," "42 roadmap update," "citizen roadmap update" etc etc. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Top Submitters
https://www.reddit.com/r/subreddit_stats/comments/6v3u3k/subreddit_stats_starcitizen_top_posts_from/?st=jsgi00kl&sh=396f55d4
https://snoopsnoo.com/u/dastro34
https://snoopsnoo.com/u/MrHerpDerp
https://snoopsnoo.com/u/mr-hasgaha
https://snoopsnoo.com/u/-The_coolgui

Using data that's a little dated here, but let's look at the (current) data from the 4 top submitters for 2016-2017.
* All 4 post almost exclusively on /r/Starcitizen, we're talking 95% or more of all posts over their account lifetimes
* coolgui and hasgaha both keep extremely regular posting times- very few posts on Fri/Sat and never anything overnight. HerpDerp and dastro are more organic, posting pretty much any time at all.
* The vast majority of their posts consist of links to imgur, youtube, or similar
* 3 of the 4 have tapered off enormously in their total posting- rather than moving on to other subs, they seem to have just faded away. MrHerpDerp has continued to post as though it was his full time job.

(By way of comparison, here's me: https://snoopsnoo.com/u/FormerlySarsaparilla)

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So what can we conclude from all of this? Not much, except that something sure smells about Star Citizen's subreddit. Linear sub growth despite nothing to engage the community, the most popular posts are almost always marketing-related and posted during business hours, and the top submitters post exclusively to that sub and simply stop using reddit when they are done, instead of moving on to other subs. None of this is hard evidence that there's a major astroturfing operation underway- but it certainly does support the theory.

That's some fine detective work!

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Can't wait for FPS Combat Behaviours V2


FPS AI IS INCREDIBLY SLOW TO RESPOND

quote:

While on foot, approach ai and alert them to your presence by firing around them or simply firing in the air.

AI will respond with voice lines "Where is he" - "I want him [insert x or y]" but wont actually do anything. Many will stand in place, with broken reload animations or stuttering all over the place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0V5mawsfgA

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Lol 15 months to go and 0 missions in greybox. :tif:

I'm sure they'll be able to polish 28 missions in 3 months. Isn't final polish the most time-consuming part of development?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Honestly at this point anyone who owns a Drake ship should expect CIG to gently caress them over. It's pretty much the only thing they're consistent about.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Dear Reddit guy, please allow me to submit a rebuttal to tojals meltdown. Ahem:

If you come post here, you will be posting in a forum without tojal, making it worth at least $10 if not more.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Also, can I just point out that he called the bear photoshops both “erotic” and “hot” real quick? Like he literally said “Chris Roberts as a hot bear”

Buddy,

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

BluesShaman posted:

Lol 15 months to go and 0 missions in greybox. :tif:

I'm sure they'll be able to polish 28 missions in 3 months. Isn't final polish the most time-consuming part of development?

This is classic lovely project management at it's core. "We do about 10 stories/points/whatever per quarter. But we're going to do ~15 per quarter for the next 2 years and finish on time". I think at their current pace they're on track for Q3 2021 or so.


This is of course assuming that anything CIG is saying is anywhere near correct.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

kilus aof posted:

4 new mission givers spread over 7 new landable planets/moons with more new space stations and Crusader upper atmosphere landing. That's some real first class planning.

And more content than in a single Skyrim crater!

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Beet Wagon posted:

Dear Reddit guy, please allow me to submit a rebuttal to tojals meltdown. Ahem:

If you come post here, you will be posting in a forum without tojal, making it worth at least $10 if not more.

It is definitely worth ten bux to hang out in the last place on the internet where shitbags get banned for being shitbags. If anything, lowtax isn't charging enough

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Is anyone away of any other game where you buy something like an in game item in advance, in good faith, and then the devs totally change the value of what you bought? I guess there must be, but any with such consistency as CIG?

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Honestly at this point anyone who owns a Drake ship should expect CIG to gently caress them over. It's pretty much the only thing they're consistent about.

FTFY

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

erotic hot bears needs to be worked into the thread title somehow

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

NO GIRLS ALLOWED. Pack it up, ladies; tojal has spoken

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

those awful, terrible refundians and their... straightforward and non-confrontational answers?



At no point in any of this shitshow from the beginning of time was there ever an inference of "the clock will start AFTER they have X amount of employees and half a dozen useless studios". Their insistence of comparing CI and not G to the very same publishing powerhouses like EA that they swore to disavow is mind boggling and stupid.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

BluesShaman posted:

Lol 15 months to go and 0 missions in greybox. :tif:

I'm sure they'll be able to polish 28 missions in 3 months. Isn't final polish the most time-consuming part of development?

Nah, pretty sure all they really need for launch is just one + promises the rest will come soon. Unless investors disagree, that is.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


I definitely come here to jerk it to all of the “erotically charged finger paintings of Chris Roberts as a hot bear” that you guys post everyday.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Beet Wagon posted:

those awful, terrible refundians and their... straightforward and non-confrontational answers?



Thread has been locked because *drum role* people from the refund sub were posting!

Well, they should have just told it was that easy to get the thread locked!

Refundians! Resemble!

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Honestly at this point anyone who owns a Drake ship should expect CIG to gently caress them over. It's pretty much the only thing they're consistent about.

It's the inevitable consequences of pledging.

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017


That's an intense thread. Space JPEGs are a serious business (and it really is, CIG made $200+ M on space JPEGs)!

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

Also, can I just point out that he called the bear photoshops both “erotic” and “hot” real quick? Like he literally said “Chris Roberts as a hot bear”

Buddy,

Friends, it's time to fire up those photoshop machines and make this a reality. I suggest a 30 day Crobbearts erotica challenge. Titanic will be the Official judge and the winner will go straight to SA Refunds Sub Valhalla.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

colonelwest posted:

I definitely come here to jerk it to all of the “erotically charged finger paintings of Chris Roberts as a hot bear” that you guys post everyday.



Oh gods... so hot.

:fap:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

BluesShaman posted:



Oh gods... so hot.

:fap:

I'm just not able to get there, can someone put Tojams post history in the background to make this :discourse:

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


Star Citizen: Erotic hot bears. Wagons of beets. Plagiarism of Battlestar Galactica

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





[tojal voice]: I just can’t stop thinking about those goddamn sexy bears...

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colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Beef Hardcheese posted:

Star Citizen: Erotic hot bears. Wagons of beets. Plagiarism of Battlestar Galactica

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