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Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




This is *amazing*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress Peter, you beautiful idiot. You're lucky you have abs and a thirsty MJ.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh Peter. :3:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Holy poo poo it's been like this the whole run. Was 70s Spider-Man this goofy in the comics or was this just for the newspaper version?

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
I wonder what that thought balloon in the first panel said originally, because that patch job is terrible.

"I hope my Spider-Man Man Costume is S in the mail!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats my secret, I'm always an idiot.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

maltesh posted:

I wonder what that thought balloon in the first panel said originally, because that patch job is terrible.

"I hope my Spider-Man Man Costume is S in the mail!"

still

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"I hope my Still-Man Man costume is S in the mail"? I don't think so, that doesn't make any sense.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lmao, that fuckin' look on his face

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Everything about this ad is great, but I'm always struck by how the fantastic dialogue makes even Doom sound more pompous.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



davidspackage posted:

Everything about this ad is great, but I'm always struck by how the fantastic dialogue makes even Doom sound more pompous.

Forget Doom, what about Banner?!

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Hulk's expression in the second panel exudes confidence and boldness.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Y'know, I was the first to upload that image online, and it spread all over the net and no one ever credited me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jerusalem posted:

Spidey's cock-block sense is tingling! :argh:

I knew it! Let your Aunt May get what she wants, Peter :mad:

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

Y'know, I was the first to upload that image online, and it spread all over the net and no one ever credited me.

Upload a higher-resolution version and maybe you'll have better luck on the second try.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Lurdiak posted:

Y'know, I was the first to upload that image online, and it spread all over the net and no one ever credited me.
Thanks!



Looks a little like he's going to put his shirt over her head.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Bongo Bill posted:

Upload a higher-resolution version and maybe you'll have better luck on the second try.

It was higher-resolution! It just shrunk over time.


:)

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I find myself wanting to use that image often; is there a "master" source that I can use with proper attribution?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lurdiak posted:

It just shrunk over time.

Trust me, this never works.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lurdiak posted:

Y'know, I was the first to upload that image online, and it spread all over the net and no one ever credited me.

Maybe you shoulda watermarked it so the internet will forever know that Lurdiak scanned an ad.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.



There's an XKCD for everything.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Johnny Walker posted:

Thanks!



Looks a little like he's going to put his shirt over her head.

She puts on her pants twice in the morning just like every other person.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Peter why are you being so mean to uncle Otto :(

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
So he's really going to change into Spider-Man and come out of a room everyone just saw him walk into?

I mean, yeah, probably he's going to hop out the window or something and come back in another way but this seems extremely poorly thought out. Which means it's perfect NSM.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Aunt May hates Spider-Man and loves Dr. Octopus so wait'll she gets a load of Dr. Octopus protecting her from Spider-Man! She's bound to turn against him!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Also, don't turn against me for saying that Aunt May will get a load of Dr. Octopus.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Are you ready? This is it, peak NSM

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Goddamit spidey you gigantic idiot

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
Is it time for Newspaper Amazing Bag Man?

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Saoshyant posted:

Are you ready? This is it, peak NSM



peter.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Kantesu posted:

Is it time for Newspaper Amazing Bag Man?
Hospital Gown Man: Origins.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'M USING THE CAT BRUSH!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The entirety of Peter's conversation with her was "You've got a GREAT rear end and I'm NOT EVIL! Bye!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I wonder how successful you could be on Tinder if you chatted with women and only used dialogue from NSM Peter Parker.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
She swiped right? Could she know that I pparker356 is really spdrman.


(And also he is on grindr, looking for Ant Man)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saoshyant posted:

Are you ready? This is it, peak NSM



I am so glad that Peter has always been a beautiful idiot even way back when :allears:

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


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