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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I find it discomforting how little AIs seem to regard eyes with any importance. We need a pareidolia subroutine or future robots are gonna do all sorts of hosed-up poo poo to our eyes.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



[slightly out of breath] we won't need eyes where we're going there I said it first

e: poo poo, I didn't even get the quote right

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Somfin posted:

Larson is back, baby!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brawnfire posted:

I find it discomforting how little AIs seem to regard eyes with any importance.

Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ekuNNN posted:

Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes:


looks like the Matrix is out of RAM again

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

ekuNNN posted:

Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes:


drat I gotta pick up some shrooms

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

ekuNNN posted:

Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes:


What a cutie pie! It's even better with audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHNvuRvo7M

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
That's the perfect effect for a shoggoth. Jesus Christ.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SerialKilldeer posted:

What a cutie pie! It's even better with audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHNvuRvo7M
If you slowed this down it would sound exactly like Lavos.

gmc9987
Jul 25, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

Not all of them, some of them loooooove eyes:


I love the two frames at the end where it becomes a truck, then a dog, then back to a shifting mass of eyes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

gmc9987 posted:

I love the two frames at the end where it becomes a truck, then a dog, then back to a shifting mass of eyes.

An extremely unique survival mechanism, the confoundoree frog dazzles prey with a wildly-shifting range of non-prey objects, both natural and man-made. The truck is being seen more and more often as loggers intrude on their natural habitats outside the Rift.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/DrBeef_/status/1115873268785995776

In the rest of the thread, he does it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1120255078219149312

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Ah, gently caress. I can't believe we've done this.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Nobody here but us toasters...

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

gmc9987 posted:

I love the two frames at the end where it becomes a truck, then a dog, then back to a shifting mass of eyes.

I’ve seen this gif a dozen times and never paid attention long enough to notice this. Thank you for the laugh.

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011




There's something Magritte-esque in the way the masking image is not just some abstract shapes but an actual photograph. Dress in your family photographs to fool the algorithms!

I haven't had time to do procgen stuff that much lately, so I took a moment to generate some new book titles:

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Mary Balogh over there typing up The Fisherman's Wife fanfiction

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
poo poo my History of Budapest paper is due tomorrow!!

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Land of Mountains of Mystery of Being Me is what a very angsty goth youngster would write as an autobiography.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Poor horse, thought of heaven and dewed.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Dead by Max Cummings is definitely the best way to go.

Brofessor Slayton
Jan 1, 2012

Fister Roboto posted:

Dead by Max Cummings is definitely the best way to go.

The author is Bink Cummings and it raises the question of their relationship.

Pigs In Hell is simple and to the point.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ACAIH

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Hempuli posted:

There's something Magritte-esque in the way the masking image is not just some abstract shapes but an actual photograph. Dress in your family photographs to fool the algorithms!

I haven't had time to do procgen stuff that much lately, so I took a moment to generate some new book titles:


"Dance Upon Another Dixon" would be a great name for a Western, incest erotica, or a combination of both.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Headline Smasher has given me some incredible ones recently.

15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles

Man Tosses Kids Out of Traffic, Into a Blender

Unknown Species Found in Raw Dog Food From Darwin's Natural Pet Products, FDA Warns

Money Helped Me Cope With Chronic Depression

Racism Is Dead: I've Never Been a Slave Owner

Netanyahu Says Israel Is Palestine

In China, Millions Chip in Half Penny to Cover Fart

Murphy the Molar, a Classic Passover Dish

Mitt Romney Blew Out His Butthole

More Firebombs, Flammable Materials Found on Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Wanna Come Over and Pretend to Be Burnt Alive." ~ April 3, AD 303

We Finally Figured Out the Wazoo

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Money Helped Me Cope With Chronic Depression" is way too real.

"Unknown Species Found in Raw Dog Food From Darwin's Natural Pet Products, FDA Warns" is terrifying.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
"Netanyahu Says Israel Is Palestine" lmao

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I am mentally eight and I greatly appreciate "We Finally Figured Out The Wazoo"

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I'm a fan of "Racism Is Dead: I've Never Been a Slave Owner".

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I love Headline Smasher, Says Phlegmish

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I don't think anyone's posted this here yet, so here's this Twitter account posting Headline Smasher results.

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1121310595939278848

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1014723311178256390

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1120102741542612994

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/857310998465794048

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I thought she was around 8, but she's been like that for thirty years

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


good stuff

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1109653658801717249
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1109110173560438785
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1108264483472973824
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1121733322839863297
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1106935963463368705
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1010676667159859200
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1072282579892613120
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1115089487569223680
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1112190359113789440

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

This was one of mine, and I felt kind of bad when the bot posted it a few days after the Christchurch shooting. No idea to what extent the stuff the bot posts is deliberately chosen or randomly selected from headlines that have been upvoted.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1121953108723150848
Is a Canadian bath when you don't use the hot water?

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1121318878267760641
Tough one...

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1121228274292670465
I had this job once.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Unity is experimenting with machine learning, and their demo project teaches a physically simulated dog model how to walk and do dog stuff. Look at him go! :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shWRx2N_9jU

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/1122999399276134400

repiv has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Apr 30, 2019

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Are there any toys you can play with that simulate machine learning? I want to make a little rudimentary stick animal and let my computer run overnight to best figure out locomotion.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

buglord posted:

Are there any toys you can play with that simulate machine learning? I want to make a little rudimentary stick animal and let my computer run overnight to best figure out locomotion.

I don't think these exactly count as machine learning, but it's a similar process: http://boxcar2d.com/ and https://rednuht.org/genetic_cars_2/

I found this list too, I haven't looked at any of the things on it: https://alternativeto.net/software/boxcar-2d/

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

repiv posted:

Unity is experimenting with machine learning, and their demo project teaches a physically simulated dog model how to walk and do dog stuff. Look at him go! :3:

Thanks for posting this, it is highly related to what I want to make: Elastically simulated models that learn to locomote and navigate their worlds. I want to turn that concept into a competitive programming game but they use Unity, a game engine, for the same thing which appears to be just as good of a basis.

Happy Thread has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Apr 30, 2019

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