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Davros1 posted:Movie could've easily shown him quickly disarming them and leaving them tied up. Hell, some Jackie Chan/Jet Li-style antics which leaves everyone incapacitated and restrained would've been more entertaining that what we got. Yes, because batman never kills, right? https://imgur.com/a/UvehcXv
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Excuse me I think you'll find that page Batman is repeatedly shouting "BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA" a famously nonviolent religious figure
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Apr 8, 2019 20:30
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:None of the Hellboy stuff has grabbed me at all. It takes a very specific kind of actor and acting to work under all those prosthetics and I'm sorry to say that David Harbour doesn't seem up to the task. Everyone keeps talking about how this is a "young" Hellboy (which is why he doesn't have the topknot), and I'm like, Harbour is in his mid-40s, uh, what?
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Apr 8, 2019 20:32
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Hellboy is 60 years old in terms of actual age in Pearlman’s but he’s more like mid twenties in demon years.
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Apr 8, 2019 20:34
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Hellboy looks bad. Everything looks forced and Harbour looks like he’s struggling to move under 2 inches of prosthetics. Side note: I wish I liked liked movies because Brightburn looks really interesting.
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Apr 8, 2019 20:37
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:None of the Hellboy stuff has grabbed me at all. It takes a very specific kind of actor and acting to work under all those prosthetics and I'm sorry to say that David Harbour doesn't seem up to the task. Also the Nazis look like cosplaying schlubs. I dunno I think I would rather just read the comics. More important for me were Del Toro's off-kilter design preferences which really made the first two films feel like their own bizarre universe. I have a feeling this movie is just gonna be aping other more recent successful comic book films like Deadpool and Suicide Squad.
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Apr 8, 2019 20:39
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How come they kicked Del Toro out and rebooted?
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Apr 8, 2019 20:45
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Uncle Wemus posted:How come they kicked Del Toro out and rebooted? Del Toro and Mignola butted heads on how a third movie should go, and the latter owns the IP, so out the former went. And then Perlman didn't want to come back because Del Toro got kicked out.
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Uncle Wemus posted:How come they kicked Del Toro out and rebooted? Apparently Del Toro and Mignola got in a massive fight, starting with a disagreement about what Hellboy 3 should be about, and then one of those deals where it eventually cascaded into them just venting everything they hated about each other. The studio certainly didn’t mind because putting out a sequel ten years later for a movie that flopped doesn’t sound like a great proposition anyways.
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Pirate Jet posted:Apparently Del Toro and Mignola got in a massive fight, starting with a disagreement about what Hellboy 3 should be about, and then one of those deals where it eventually cascaded into them just venting everything they hated about each other. Sucks for the Hellboy reboot because all those monsters look Del Toro as gently caress. If the movie turns out to be even a minor success, people are gonna attribute that to Del Toro.
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Apr 8, 2019 21:00
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Alhazred posted:You know the marketing guys are desperate when one of their main selling points is that characters in the movie says gently caress. Superheroes saying the word gently caress is a massive selling point to the general movie going audience. I don't know if that is going to work here, but it does historically work.
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It’s crazy how the biggest reveal about Endgame has been that Thanos is going to say gently caress. And then Cap is going to fight him because of that.
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End Game song by AR Rahman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5LGdqQAChs
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The MSJ posted:End Game song by AR Rahman It's the end end game I'm talkin' 'bout the end end game We're going straight - to - Thanos's Farm We're going straight - to - Thanos's Farm End End game I'm talkin' 'bout the end end game end endy end....talkin' bout the end game Tony Stark, Billionaire, rich guy weapons killed the poor and he don't ask why None of this, armored hits, Iron Man runnin this Here's the Winter soldier, look it's like I told ya Any damsel that's into dust Will reveal her bust when she meets Thanos Purp neck, go check, snap your fingers once Universe halved and Stark's a dunce Step to Thanos? Well he'll he's gonna flaunt it now Won't like it when he reaches for the gauntlet - pow! With all of this, from the start of this soon you will see, this film is gonna suck (RIP Stan Lee) Megaman's Jockstrap fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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Mordiceius posted:It’s crazy how the biggest reveal about Endgame has been that Thanos is going to say gently caress. And then Cap is going order Ant-Man to shrink and climb into Thanos' rear end over it.
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thrawn527 posted:Studio: "New Hellboy is super violent and gory guys!" I still can't believe they're going this route after all the pre-production bullshit about tapping into the more somber, horror-centric elements of the source material. At least that would have allowed it its own identity. This? This isn't for anybody.
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The living head in a box is good, and I'm not against cartoony gore, but yeah so far new Hellboy trailers are real bad. That may not reflect the film, but not great sign.
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The MSJ posted:End Game song by AR Rahman I hope Endgame ends with a Bollywood-esque dance over the credits with all the characters now, like Slumdog Millionaire. [edit] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU9uRDnbT0M Replace Jamal and Latika with Stark and Cap 
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Davros1 posted:Movie could've easily shown him quickly disarming them and leaving them tied up. Hell, some Jackie Chan/Jet Li-style antics which leaves everyone incapacitated and restrained would've been more entertaining that what we got. Holy poo poo, lol.
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Batman could have simply stuck bombs in their pockets, harmlessly knocking them out with the explosion.
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Apr 9, 2019 00:42
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Why didn't he just Karate Chop their necks rendering them unconscious?
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Gatts posted:Why didn't he just Karate Chop their necks rendering them unconscious? Oh sure, so they can crumple to the ground and smash their skulls on the ground.
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Lobok posted:Oh sure, so they can crumple to the ground and smash their skulls on the ground. Couldn't he have used Bat-Sleep Spray? That actually might have made it better.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:It's the end end game a-v-e-n-g-r power
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Gatts posted:Why didn't he just Karate Chop their necks rendering them unconscious? With the wonders of modern technology we can create what I believe is an accurate simulation of Batman using his incredible martial arts skills to take down everyone in the warehouse with a series of punishing, yet non-lethal blows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcn5b8JG0A
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The MSJ posted:End Game song by AR Rahman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0-SmLRq4Hw
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Blood Boils posted:The living head in a box is good, and I'm not against cartoony gore, but yeah so far new Hellboy trailers are real bad. That may not reflect the film, but not great sign. Yeah. I really like Neil Marshall and David Harbour, so I'm holding out some tiny hope, but so far every trailer looks awful and this most recent one is drenched in flop sweat.
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pospysyl posted:Batman could have simply stuck bombs in their pockets, harmlessly knocking them out with the explosion. You joke, but that was basically the gist of one of the short stories for the 1000th issue of detective comics
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Blood Boils posted:The living head in a box is good, and I'm not against cartoony gore, but yeah so far new Hellboy trailers are real bad. That may not reflect the film, but not great sign. Yeah, the head in a box thing, and being reassembled, is the first thing in any of these trailers that made me say, "Huh, that's pretty cool." Well, that and Ian McShane.
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I'm assuming everyone has seen it at this point, but they released a really short clip from Endgame. (Linked in case the screenshot even is more than anyone wants to see. It doesn't show much of anything, but (speculation from the clip) based on Widow's hair length and color, and the fact that Iron Man, Nebula, and Ant-Man aren't there yet, this is early on in the movie, and their first attempt to get Thanos goes very poorly, and they reassemble much later to try again. I'm also curious what they're looking that and how it reveals Thanos "used the stones again".
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I haven't seen Infinity War or Captain Marvel, probably won't see Endgame, and I generally think the Marvel films are uninspired and boring but, like... There's something odd about how Captain Marvel is both the person who says let's go fight Thanos, I'm stronger than Thanos, wins the little argument, and then stares down Thor while he does his axe trick and he says he likes her. Laying it on for a bit thick for a character who has featured in only one movie, is meeting these guys for the first time, and doesn't really relate to the core group of the Avengers at all.
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:I haven't seen Infinity War or Captain Marvel, probably won't see Endgame, and I generally think the Marvel films are uninspired and boring but, like... There's something odd about how Captain Marvel is both the person who says let's go fight Thanos, I'm stronger than Thanos, wins the little argument, and then stares down Thor while he does his axe trick and he says he likes her. Laying it on for a bit thick for a character who has featured in only one movie, is meeting these guys for the first time, and doesn't really relate to the core group of the Avengers at all. Which is another reason I'm assuming this a first attempt that is going to end badly.
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thrawn527 posted:I'm also curious what they're looking that and how it reveals Thanos "used the stones again". I was extremely confused about that and restarted it a few times but I think my assumption was it's a weird cut-in immediately after a conversation about how to bring everyone back. i.e. "The only way to undo what he did with the stones...[clip starts]is if he uses the stones again". Because basically immediately the uplifting music and discussion about "how crazy this plan is" starts. I think it's a proposal to activate the stones again, and not a statement that he did use the stones again.
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Thanos, realizing that farming is hard and boring, starts snapping more and more for increasingly petty and stupid reasons.
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RBA Starblade posted:Thanos, realizing that farming is hard and boring, starts snapping more and more for increasingly petty and stupid reasons. *snaps crops into existence* Hey, wait a minute!
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Grendels Dad posted:*snaps crops into existence* *looks around nervously* *snaps them away again*
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"I can't just give everyone free food and resources. That would be socialist!"
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Maybe he’s just loving around with the limits of the gauntlet. Just snapping melted Brundle baboons in and out of existence.
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It figures the humble farmer is the villain and the heroes are the military industrial complex billionaires. So much hate for the fellow common man.
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