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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
[Sarcastic] I like how

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
[In Borat Voice] NOT!

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

gschmidl posted:

I thought the last Humble Bundle was the nadir, but every time I think that, they nadir further.

amazing how thoroughly the word "bitcoin" has been memory holed

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

amazing how thoroughly the word "bitcoin" has been memory holed

and nobody even had the opportunity to say "buttcoin" first :(

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Hammerite posted:

and nobody even had the opportunity to say "buttcoin" first :(

no it happened its just that no one told you

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
buttcoin

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
there i said it

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

no it happened its just that no one told you

you will all be sorry when hammcoins are a million bucks each and i own them all

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

buttcoin

:blessed:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Hammerite posted:

you will all be sorry when hammcoins are a million bucks each and i own them all

i made a fork called hammerlickercoin and all 2.665*10^778442 coins are already worth a quintillion each

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

...! posted:

buttcoin

Cockchain.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
bitcoin

bitcoin
english to romanized

ビットコイン

Bittokoin

---

buttcoin


buttcoin
english to romanized

バットコイン

Battokoin

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

...! posted:

buttcoin

:yiikes:

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




...! posted:

make it easier for under 18’s to ‘buy’ Bitcoin
:crossarms:

gschmidl posted:

I thought the last Humble Bundle was the nadir, but every time I think that, they nadir further.
divabot missed the boat on the title Tokenomics

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

there i said it

pack it in fiatailures

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
oh wtf i can`t close the thread in awful dot app

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
this app sure is... bad

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


CampingCarl posted:

divabot missed the boat on the title Tokenomics

More like brokenomics amirite?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Has anyone called it badcoin yet?

:ohdear:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Weatherman posted:

oh wtf i can`t close the thread in awful dot app

:owned:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Am I a money mule?
(self.legaladvice)
submitted 1 day ago * by Clockwork-Knight

The other day I was using an online dating app when i got an offer from a "sugar daddy." He offered me money to run an errand for him. I accepted and he ended up sending me a check for $ 900 and asked me to buy $ 700 worth of bitcoin (and i could keep the rest.) I cashed the check and it went through. Then I went to the atm to withdraw the money so I could buy the bitcoin. The atm didn't let me withdraw the money because the funds were on hold for 5 business days. I told the sugar daddy and he never replied. Now I have $ 900 and i don't know if they came from a fraudulent source. Any advice would be appreciated.

( in Canada)

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
bitcoiners can't even do advance fee scams properly

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

China's National Development and Reform Commission added cryptocurrency mining to a draft of it's list of banned activities.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-cryptocurrency/china-says-it-wants-to-eliminate-bitcoin-mining-idUSKCN1RL0C4

Tom Clancy is Dead fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Apr 9, 2019

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

China's National Development and Reform Commission added cryptocurrency mining to a draft of it's list of banned activities.

url]https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-cryptocurrency/china-says-it-wants-to-eliminate-bitcoin-mining-idUSKCN1RL0C4[/url]

im putting your shameful acts on the post chain for all time

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

im putting your shameful acts on the post chain for all time

:wrong:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Just saying... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago by slvbtc

The people that bought bitcoin in 2011 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2010.

The people that bought bitcoin in 2013 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2011.

The people that bought bitcoin in 2015 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2013.

The people that buy bitcoin in 2019 now admire those that were smart enough to buy in 2015.

The people that will buy bitcoin in 2022 will admire those that were smart enough to buy in 2019.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

...! posted:

Just saying... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago by slvbtc

The people that bought bitcoin in 2011 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2010.

The people that bought bitcoin in 2013 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2011.

The people that bought bitcoin in 2015 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2013.

The people that bought bitcoin in 2017 admired those that were smart enough to buy in 2015.

The people that buy bitcoin in 2019 now admire those that were smart enough to buy in 2017.

The people that will buy bitcoin in 2022 will admire those that were smart enough to buy in 2019.

There was a weird skip. Fixed it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

bitcoiners can't even do advance fee scams properly

it's a 420

like a 419 but slower

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
reuters is saying that china is looking into banning crypto mining

does anyone know how to short bitcoin with 1000x leverage

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

poty posted:

reuters is saying that china is looking into banning crypto mining

does anyone know how to short bitcoin with 1000x leverage

even if it isn't true this rumour alone should tank the price

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

China's National Development and Reform Commission added cryptocurrency mining to a draft of it's list of banned activities.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-cryptocurrency/china-says-it-wants-to-eliminate-bitcoin-mining-idUSKCN1RL0C4

:yeshaha:

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

poty posted:

does anyone know how to short bitcoin with 1000x leverage

it's really easy:

- take all the money you want to invest in this short
- light it on fire

(remember that if you're taking a leveraged position, the person running the exchange knows exactly what the price needs to be in order to force a margin call, and also knows exactly how deep the order book is and how much they need to throw around to move it that far. if you try it on an unregulated exchange with an anonymous operator, you deserve exactly what's going to happen to you.)

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
it was a joke. i only trade safe aaa-rated mortgage backed securities

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The only think I'll ever short is bread (I love shortbread).

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

$BREDQ

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



When's your ICO (Initial Croissant Offering)?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
shortbread is nasty

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

...! posted:

shortbread is nasty

:wrong:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

...! posted:

shortbread is tasty

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

shortbread is nasty

all those times we have been called :wrong: by you and then we learn this... smh

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