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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

osker posted:

If I could have a dog sized cat, my life would be so loving good.
And short.

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

osker posted:

If I could have a dog sized cat, my life would be so loving good.

Yeah till it eats you.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

he cannot resheathe his sword until it has tasted conditioner

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

osker posted:

If I could have a dog sized cat, my life would be so loving good.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

osker posted:

If I could have a dog sized cat, my life would be so loving good.

YMMV, but I've never woken up to a cat sitting on my face and scratching my chest, and thought "Gosh, if only this murderous fiend was larger."

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Lady Disdain posted:

YMMV, but I've never woken up to a cat sitting on my face and scratching my chest, and thought "Gosh, if only this murderous fiend was larger."

I've never woken up to a cat sitting on my face or scratching any part of me. Worst I've gotten is pounced on feet and once my junk.

I still don't want a bigger cat.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

"you will never party this hard as long as you live"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Lady Disdain posted:

YMMV, but I've never woken up to a cat sitting on my face and scratching my chest, and thought "Gosh, if only this murderous fiend was larger."

Looking forward to scooping cat poo poo the size of bananas and replacing my couch every week.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Looking forward to scooping cat poo poo the size of bananas and replacing my couch every week.

Hell yeah I'm also looking forward to our visit.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Why does it come with little tiny croissants

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Are you blind? Those are clearly crullers

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
I'm more worried about the tonsil stones, personally.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Brewmaster posted:

If it's real it probably still costs $29.95. drat legos are expensive now.

Sadly (and obviously) no.

I typed the model number into google and it's really the First Order Battle Pack.




Also, good lord, that's a lame loving bit of lego.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Six shrimp? Bullshit.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The HET in NY seems different than elsewhere?

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Sadly (and obviously) no.

I typed the model number into google and it's really the First Order Battle Pack.




Also, good lord, that's a lame loving bit of lego.

It's literally just for army-building. The deal Lego got with Star Wars says that everything has to be a building set. Minifigures by themselves are considered 'Action Figures', and Hasbro or Kenner or whoever have a lock on those rights. Lego introduced the Battle Packs a decade ago or so to satisfy the demand of people who wanted dozens or hundreds of generic soldiers from Star Wars, and weren't going to buy 20 $40 sets to get two Stormtroopers at a time, and still comply with their license.
People were quite annoyed they never did any for Lord of the Rings.

They used to make Star Wars minifigure magnets sets that were 3 minifigs attached to magnetic bricks. The magnets were removable. They got in trouble for that, and started gluing all their minifigures to the magnets, not just Star Wars ones.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


It may be apocryphal but I definitely remember reading that this dude died a few seconds after this. It's a mystery how.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

bike tory posted:

It may be apocryphal but I definitely remember reading that this dude died a few seconds after this. It's a mystery how.

Shot by the Saudi prince who owns the cheetah

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Knormal posted:

Six shrimp? Bullshit.

A galaxy of prawns!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

osker posted:

If I could have a dog sized cat, my life would be so loving good.

What you're looking for is a dog sized dog.

MizPiz posted:

Shot by the Saudi prince who owns the cheetah both of them

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Deltasquid posted:

I like these :( They have a nice ginger smell. But for some reason ads in America always have to try and be hardcore about stuff. The Rituals ads in the stores here are usually just a landscape or (for this shaving cream in particular) like a Japanese sliding door with a wall scroll or something
That's not an American ad though, it's Swedish.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Sadly (and obviously) no.

I typed the model number into google and it's really the First Order Battle Pack.




Also, good lord, that's a lame loving bit of lego.

amazing that a kit for the fascist bad guys in Star Wars has 88 pieces :hitler:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1115798171056103425?s=19

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Sadly (and obviously) no.

I typed the model number into google and it's really the First Order Battle Pack.




Also, good lord, that's a lame loving bit of lego.

I dunno, the First Order teaming up with the Daleks seems awesome !

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Love dongs

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

bike tory posted:

It may be apocryphal but I definitely remember reading that this dude died a few seconds after this. It's a mystery how.

I have no idea why they made the Alien movies. Seems completely unnecessary to invent a black gooey motherfucker when we have completely terrifying fuzzy ones like right there.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Karate Bastard posted:

I have no idea why they made the Alien movies. Seems completely unnecessary to invent a black gooey motherfucker when we have completely terrifying fuzzy ones like right there.



spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

immortalyawn posted:

frozen or gelatine?

Data Graham posted:

Dynamite with a laser beam




this made me genuinly laugh :)

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
New themed IKEA heated towel rail...?

Phy posted:

Why does it come with little tiny croissants
Why does it come with huge pliers...?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Is the sprue edible ? It almost looks like mung bean sprouts.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://twitter.com/rad_milk/status/1115741233207332864

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Woebin posted:

The worst thing about this is that the model isn't even winking.

The Dope Wink is another name for kegel exercises just FYI.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Wanna pet that xenobite

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Karate Bastard posted:

Wanna pet that xenobite

Xenobork is a funny word for a dog alien.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1115972311969161223

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The phrase "black hole" was probably at least partially chosen because the French translation, "trou noir", is a euphemism for the anus. So really that had to be done.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Oh hell yea, this goatse remix reminded me they released that dope image of a black hole today. Remembering a gay man's distended rear end in a top hat cannot uproot my science boner today.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I wasn't expecting black holes to be that blurry

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