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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

dsf posted:

s o what your saying is that political power in westeros can best be visualized as a strong giant stepping on weaker people, forever

Multiple strong giants, stepping on weaker people forever and every once in a while some gang up to step on other giants.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Colonel Cancer posted:

I just legit like her role as a powerful but also incredibly impulsive and imperfect ruler,

Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

steinrokkan posted:

Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally)

What about Hodor :smuggo:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I kinda dig Cersei's character, she's gotten worse in latter seasons like everything else but she's basically an evil fairy tale queen and that's cool.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

dsf posted:

s o what your saying is that political power in westeros can best be visualized as a strong giant stepping on weaker people, forever

Robert Strong will sit on the throne because he's so big

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
The iron throne is going to be melted down and repurposed into weapons as a last ditch defense against Podrick’s rampant sex-powers.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

YaketySass posted:

Feudalism was often much less centralized and much more transactional than Martin and the show make it up to be. It was a deeply unequal and brutal system but the notion that the common people were all passive terrified victims like in the show is a schlocky caricature on the level of "right of first night" bullshit. No feudal dynasty would last long without at least paying lip service to their obligations to the system and its values. And the general ethos of "who cares about legitimacy, it's rule of the strong all the way down :agesilaus:" would have been alien to actual feudal lords for whom the nature of their right to rule was a big loving deal.

uh excuse me, it is known as prima nocte

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Hell Yeah posted:

uh excuse me, it is known as prima nocte

Droit de cuissage or bust.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

can we at least be historically accurate in this thread about the titty penis show?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
4 days until zombie Dany and her stupid dead dragons.

Get hyped! #TeamCersei

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Colonel Cancer posted:

What about Hodor :smuggo:

He gets a pass. It's not his fault time-traveling Bran knocked him all pudding-brained.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

steinrokkan posted:

Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally)

She's much dumber in the books

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

4 days until zombie Dany and her stupid dead dragons.

Get hyped! #TeamCersei

I support this

Also Joffrey was the best chat on the show and would had all the sparrows merced in like a day, just sayin'

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I rewatched battle of the bastards episode and lmao at the sudden hard cut that shows randomly placed mountains of corpses

It's so ridiculous

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Urine Yellowjoy

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Solice Kirsk posted:

She blew up most of the ruling class.

Also she spends most of her time in the throne room surrounded by Lannister troops, and all of her time with the zombie mountain within earshot.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

General Dog posted:

She's much dumber in the books

Good! It's about time the smurts stopped getting all the places of power just on the acount of their scheming and intelluhgence.

There's something thrilling about dumb spiteful force guided by a paranoid mind.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Solice Kirsk posted:

She blew up most of the ruling class.

Just to put everything in perspective:

The Tyrells are all dead.

The Martells are all dead.

The Tullys are all dead.

The Baratheons are all dead.

The Lannisters are all dead except Cersei and Jaime.

The only Arryn is a broke brained kid.

The only Greyjoy is a lap dog of Cersei.

The Starks only have one male heir, a crippled weirdo wizard.

The Great Houses are all wiped out. The lesser houses of the south like Frey, Clegane, Tarly, etc. are all gone.

With the North and the Vale in rebellion the "ruling class" is literally just Cersei and small, insignificant houses like Stokeworth.

Cersei is the only person in a seat of power in the South. No one could even think of challenging her now from the 5 kingdoms she controls.

And the Targaryens are gonna get smoked by the night daddy.

#TeamCersei

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Apr 10, 2019

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

YaketySass posted:

Feudalism was often much less centralized and much more transactional than Martin and the show make it up to be. It was a deeply unequal and brutal system but the notion that the common people were all passive terrified victims like in the show is a schlocky caricature on the level of "right of first night" bullshit. No feudal dynasty would last long without at least paying lip service to their obligations to the system and its values. And the general ethos of "who cares about legitimacy, it's rule of the strong all the way down :agesilaus:" would have been alien to actual feudal lords for whom the nature of their right to rule was a big loving deal.

I learned all of this by playing Crusader Kings 2

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

posting so accurately i must use the word "literally" twice in adjacent sentences. good thing the post was insanely funny and... oh. actually it's a just a list of things

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

One of the cool thematic undertones of that whole storyline was that renlys death completely incapacitated the greatest knight in the kingdom and so many of the best fighters are involved in these deeply homoerotic friendships with other men (barristan/rhaegar, Arthur Dayne/Ned) that the only acceptable reading imo is that being gay and in love is some kind of superpower in Westeros

Maybe it's not an accident. Thanks to pick, we know that this also holds true in the original texts about King Arthur and the knights of the round table.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

#teamboobsdongsviolenceanddragons

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
#PutMoreDicksInGameOfThronesAndAmericanGods

#NoDicksSince2017

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Hell Yeah posted:

can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please

michael is a dick

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hell Yeah posted:

can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please

Jim looks at the camera.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cersei blowing up the cathedral except its Jim and Dunder Mifflin

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Colonel Cancer posted:

Cersei blowing up the cathedral except its Jim and Dunder Mifflin

Tommen jumping out the window but it was Steve Carell having better movie offers.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Tommen jumping out the window but it was Michael jumping off the roof onto a trampoline to illustrate depression, the silent killer of the workplace

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

michael scotts house sigil is a foot with grill marks

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dwight Schrewt, Foot of the King

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Just to put everything in perspective:

The Tyrells are all dead.

The Martells are all dead.

The Tullys are all dead.

The Baratheons are all dead.

The Lannisters are all dead except Cersei and Jaime.

The only Arryn is a broke brained kid.

The only Greyjoy is a lap dog of Cersei.

The Starks only have one male heir, a crippled weirdo wizard.

The Great Houses are all wiped out. The lesser houses of the south like Frey, Clegane, Tarly, etc. are all gone.

With the North and the Vale in rebellion the "ruling class" is literally just Cersei and small, insignificant houses like Stokeworth.

Cersei is the only person in a seat of power in the South. No one could even think of challenging her now from the 5 kingdoms she controls.

And the Targaryens are gonna get smoked by the night daddy.

#TeamCersei

She drained the swamp

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate
Her Myrrhish Swamp

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jesus In A Can posted:

Her Myrrhish Swamp

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Tommen jumping out the window but it was Steve Carell having better movie offers.

Tommen jumping out the window but edited so Jim looks back at the camera before he jumps (maybe just maybe I'll try editing this together).

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

tommen jumping out of the window except its into a pile of marshmallows and they break his fall and he gobbles them all up except a few to save for later to put in his hot cocoa because kings landing gets chilly at night and he has a nice relaxing day

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ser pounce is the only good character

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Can't wait for Sean Bean to come back as a dragon this season

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

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