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ekuNNN posted:Good news Premature Ejaculation Instrument is a hell of a name
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Apr 9, 2019 23:06
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Premature Ejaculation Instrument is a hell of a name they'll be calling these "gently caress HOLES" in 6 months and there is going to be one with monster energy branding and extra X's and some Z's and it'll glow cool electric blue and be water cooled and it's going to rip someone's dick off
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Apr 9, 2019 23:08
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Over Easy posted:they'll be calling these "gently caress HOLES" in 6 months and there is going to be one with monster energy branding and extra X's and some Z's and it'll glow cool electric blue and be water cooled and it's going to rip someone's dick off is it still gonna be 6000 bucks bc that seems like a hurdle for the basement dweller set
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Apr 9, 2019 23:11
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Feranon posted:is it still gonna be 6000 bucks bc that seems like a hurdle for the basement dweller set it's going to get to the point where twitch celebrities will keep getting caught using their penis sucking machines under their desks during their streams this, of course will only make them more desirable and the "always getting a machine blowjob" lifestyle will become hypernormalized
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Apr 9, 2019 23:15
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Feranon posted:is it still gonna be 6000 bucks bc that seems like a hurdle for the basement dweller set Get that poo poo financed, yo. No down payment.
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Apr 9, 2019 23:17
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ekuNNN posted:Good news most expensive flesh light ever?
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Apr 9, 2019 23:17
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Feranon posted:is it still gonna be 6000 bucks bc that seems like a hurdle for the basement dweller set aren't realdolls more expensive than that
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Apr 9, 2019 23:28
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:aren't realdolls more expensive than that Depends, just how deep into the uncanny valley were you hoping to venture?
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Apr 9, 2019 23:31
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Gotta get an RGB Gamer Blowbot to keep my fortnite cred
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Apr 9, 2019 23:47
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pewdepie's branded line of dick sucking machines
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Apr 9, 2019 23:55
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Looking at a loving boolean variable is “AI” now.
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Apr 10, 2019 00:15
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Over Easy posted:it's going to get to the point where twitch celebrities will keep getting caught using their penis sucking machines under their desks during their streams whenever you get killed in game it bites down
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Apr 10, 2019 00:49
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Platystemon posted:Looking at a loving boolean variable is “AI” now. people generally dont log into their account and tick a box that says they are dead after they die
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Apr 10, 2019 00:59
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Shear Modulus posted:people generally dont log into their account and tick a box that says they are dead after they die No, but friends marking the account “memorialised” is an official feature and Facebook still can’t take a hint.
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Apr 10, 2019 01:05
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Shear Modulus posted:people generally dont log into their account and tick a box that says they are dead after they die Don't worry, the techbros will find a way to let us do that.
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Apr 10, 2019 01:56
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dying without notifying facebook is now against the terms of service and if you do it facebook sues your estate for damages
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Apr 10, 2019 02:03
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Over Easy posted:they'll be calling these "gently caress HOLES" in 6 months and there is going to be one with monster energy branding and extra X's and some Z's and it'll glow cool electric blue and be water cooled and it's going to rip someone's dick off ...i'm willing to roll those dice
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Apr 10, 2019 02:08
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Hello Facebook? I'd like to turn my profile to deceased. Yes, I know. Yes. No. Look I'm just giving you a heads up ffs.
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Apr 10, 2019 02:26
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Outrail posted:Hello Facebook? I'd like to turn my profile to deceased. Yes, I know. Yes. No. Look I'm just giving you a heads up ffs. and they'll start targeting your friends with ads for counseling and alcohol and junk food
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Apr 10, 2019 02:36
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Kitfox88 posted:whenever you get killed in game it bites down within the next 5 years, gamers will rig these devices to bring them to orgasm when they win at the starcraft or whathaveyou
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Apr 10, 2019 02:50
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Over Easy posted:within the next 5 years, gamers will rig these devices to bring them to orgasm when they win at the starcraft or whathaveyou okay fine, but they need to have a failure condition too. make it interesting for the viewers, since twitch is what all media will probably be in 15 years
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Apr 10, 2019 03:25
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:okay fine, but they need to have a failure condition too. make it interesting for the viewers, since twitch is what all media will probably be in 15 years A tube affixed to the cleaning port of the devices flushes the stagnant, moldy remnants of previous victories into their gaping maws to gargle and swallow.
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Apr 10, 2019 03:28
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Platystemon posted:No, but friends marking the account “memorialised” is an official feature and Facebook still can’t take a hint. yeah this should be a pretty solved issue
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Apr 10, 2019 04:57
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Screaming Idiot posted:A tube affixed to the cleaning port of the devices flushes the stagnant, moldy remnants of previous victories into their gaping maws to gargle and swallow. SLIMED!
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Apr 10, 2019 05:05
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This is Facebook’s help page index on memorialised accounts, via the Internet Archive.
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Apr 10, 2019 05:09
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:SLIMED! "OH, poo poo! PEWDIEPIE LOST, AND NOW HE'S GOTTA CHUG THE CUMVASE!"
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Apr 10, 2019 05:13
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Screaming Idiot posted:"OH, poo poo! PEWDIEPIE LOST, AND NOW HE'S GOTTA CHUG THE CUMVASE!" More likely it'll be a "donate  to humiliate the nerd" cash-grab, but sure that works too.
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Apr 10, 2019 05:16
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I'm joking of course, in my ideal future Pewdiepie and his nazi enabler buddies would either be in the gulag or dead.
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Apr 10, 2019 05:20
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You can vote to get Pewdiepie banned https://www.change.org/p/remove-white-supremacist-content-from-youtube Don't expect that to work but would be pretty loving funny if it somehow did.
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Apr 10, 2019 09:39
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got any sevens posted:and they'll start targeting your friends with ads for counseling and alcohol and junk food Yes, start...
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Apr 10, 2019 11:25
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This is some peak lovely cyber dystopia
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Apr 10, 2019 14:13
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Wamdoodle posted:This is some peak lovely cyber dystopia It's like how Kroger gives discounts for volunteering your privacy, then suddenly the base price is that much higher than it used to be, and people think it isn't intrusive because it's voluntary. In the free market, the less supermarkets respect privacy, the less competition they have and the more they can charge a premium for it, and it turns out that people value privacy very little compared to being able to afford basic necessities like food and shelter, especially on a minimum wage budget.
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Apr 10, 2019 14:41
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Wamdoodle posted:This is some peak lovely cyber dystopia You didn't highlight that last line. Jesus
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Apr 10, 2019 15:12
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Amphigory posted:You didn't highlight that last line. Jesus our business experience
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Apr 10, 2019 15:14
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Amphigory posted:You didn't highlight that last line. Jesus Haha, I was thinking about that too. "Thanks to my intrusive spying on Helen, I can rest easy knowing her chances of a freak baby screwing with her 60 hour work week is only 28.4%" E: "I do this because I am fully committed to the user experience."
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Apr 10, 2019 15:16
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Your poison womb is making our schedule too crowded
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Apr 10, 2019 15:17
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StashAugustine posted:Your poison womb is making our schedule too crowded
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Apr 10, 2019 16:03
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ekuNNN posted:Good news I'm just glad it's pink, so I know I'm loving a girl robot.
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Apr 10, 2019 16:04
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General Dog posted:I'm just glad it's pink, so I know I'm loving a girl robot. is there any way i can get a tactical dick sucking robot with maybe some urban warfare digital camo
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Apr 10, 2019 16:11
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General Dog posted:I'm just glad it's pink, so I know I'm loving a girl robot. look it cant be a gay robot blowjob
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Apr 10, 2019 16:50
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