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dsf posted:s o what your saying is that political power in westeros can best be visualized as a strong giant stepping on weaker people, forever Multiple strong giants, stepping on weaker people forever and every once in a while some gang up to step on other giants.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I just legit like her role as a powerful but also incredibly impulsive and imperfect ruler, Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally)
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 14:52 |
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steinrokkan posted:Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally) What about Hodor
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:03 |
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I kinda dig Cersei's character, she's gotten worse in latter seasons like everything else but she's basically an evil fairy tale queen and that's cool.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:05 |
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dsf posted:s o what your saying is that political power in westeros can best be visualized as a strong giant stepping on weaker people, forever Robert Strong will sit on the throne because he's so big
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:06 |
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The iron throne is going to be melted down and repurposed into weapons as a last ditch defense against Podrick’s rampant sex-powers.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:18 |
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YaketySass posted:Feudalism was often much less centralized and much more transactional than Martin and the show make it up to be. It was a deeply unequal and brutal system but the notion that the common people were all passive terrified victims like in the show is a schlocky caricature on the level of "right of first night" bullshit. No feudal dynasty would last long without at least paying lip service to their obligations to the system and its values. And the general ethos of "who cares about legitimacy, it's rule of the strong all the way down " would have been alien to actual feudal lords for whom the nature of their right to rule was a big loving deal. uh excuse me, it is known as prima nocte
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Hell Yeah posted:uh excuse me, it is known as prima nocte Droit de cuissage or bust.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:26 |
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can we at least be historically accurate in this thread about the titty penis show?
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:31 |
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4 days until zombie Dany and her stupid dead dragons. Get hyped! #TeamCersei
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:39 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:What about Hodor He gets a pass. It's not his fault time-traveling Bran knocked him all pudding-brained.
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steinrokkan posted:Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally) She's much dumber in the books
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:4 days until zombie Dany and her stupid dead dragons. I support this Also Joffrey was the best chat on the show and would had all the sparrows merced in like a day, just sayin'
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:54 |
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I rewatched battle of the bastards episode and lmao at the sudden hard cut that shows randomly placed mountains of corpses It's so ridiculous
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:55 |
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Urine Yellowjoy
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 16:04 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:She blew up most of the ruling class. Also she spends most of her time in the throne room surrounded by Lannister troops, and all of her time with the zombie mountain within earshot.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 16:14 |
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General Dog posted:She's much dumber in the books Good! It's about time the smurts stopped getting all the places of power just on the acount of their scheming and intelluhgence. There's something thrilling about dumb spiteful force guided by a paranoid mind.
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Solice Kirsk posted:She blew up most of the ruling class. Just to put everything in perspective: The Tyrells are all dead. The Martells are all dead. The Tullys are all dead. The Baratheons are all dead. The Lannisters are all dead except Cersei and Jaime. The only Arryn is a broke brained kid. The only Greyjoy is a lap dog of Cersei. The Starks only have one male heir, a crippled weirdo wizard. The Great Houses are all wiped out. The lesser houses of the south like Frey, Clegane, Tarly, etc. are all gone. With the North and the Vale in rebellion the "ruling class" is literally just Cersei and small, insignificant houses like Stokeworth. Cersei is the only person in a seat of power in the South. No one could even think of challenging her now from the 5 kingdoms she controls. And the Targaryens are gonna get smoked by the night daddy. #TeamCersei The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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YaketySass posted:Feudalism was often much less centralized and much more transactional than Martin and the show make it up to be. It was a deeply unequal and brutal system but the notion that the common people were all passive terrified victims like in the show is a schlocky caricature on the level of "right of first night" bullshit. No feudal dynasty would last long without at least paying lip service to their obligations to the system and its values. And the general ethos of "who cares about legitimacy, it's rule of the strong all the way down " would have been alien to actual feudal lords for whom the nature of their right to rule was a big loving deal. I learned all of this by playing Crusader Kings 2
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posting so accurately i must use the word "literally" twice in adjacent sentences. good thing the post was insanely funny and... oh. actually it's a just a list of things
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:One of the cool thematic undertones of that whole storyline was that renlys death completely incapacitated the greatest knight in the kingdom and so many of the best fighters are involved in these deeply homoerotic friendships with other men (barristan/rhaegar, Arthur Dayne/Ned) that the only acceptable reading imo is that being gay and in love is some kind of superpower in Westeros Maybe it's not an accident. Thanks to pick, we know that this also holds true in the original texts about King Arthur and the knights of the round table.
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#teamboobsdongsviolenceanddragons
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#PutMoreDicksInGameOfThronesAndAmericanGods #NoDicksSince2017
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 16:50 |
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can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please
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Hell Yeah posted:can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please michael is a dick
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Hell Yeah posted:can i get a full plot synopsis of all seasons of the office please Jim looks at the camera.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 16:57 |
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Cersei blowing up the cathedral except its Jim and Dunder Mifflin
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 16:57 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cersei blowing up the cathedral except its Jim and Dunder Mifflin Tommen jumping out the window but it was Steve Carell having better movie offers.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tommen jumping out the window but it was Michael jumping off the roof onto a trampoline to illustrate depression, the silent killer of the workplace
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lol
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 17:18 |
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michael scotts house sigil is a foot with grill marks
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Dwight Schrewt, Foot of the King
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just to put everything in perspective: She drained the swamp
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Her Myrrhish Swamp
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Jesus In A Can posted:Her Myrrhish Swamp
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tommen jumping out the window but it was Steve Carell having better movie offers. Tommen jumping out the window but edited so Jim looks back at the camera before he jumps (maybe just maybe I'll try editing this together).
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 19:30 |
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tommen jumping out of the window except its into a pile of marshmallows and they break his fall and he gobbles them all up except a few to save for later to put in his hot cocoa because kings landing gets chilly at night and he has a nice relaxing day
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 19:48 |
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Ser pounce is the only good character
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Can't wait for Sean Bean to come back as a dragon this season
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