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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
mike pence has zero interest in sticking his christian manhood into a horse

it's all about purebred stallions filling his gaping, broken anus with their flesh and his intestine with their seed

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Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Special delivery.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
that container only looks large because it's cryogenically frozen, the actual volume of horse spunk is probably disappointingly small for the likes of Mike

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


I had managed to forget, but no longer.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

I saw a photo of Mike Pence looking very clean-cut and with a healthy glow, and I remembered that part of his self-care regimen is having large horse penises stretch out his rear end in a top hat.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

mike pence sucked off a horse halfway to provide the lubrication for the ensuing anal reamage.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
in all fairness;
- he never intentionally hosed a male horse*
- he’s never spoken against heterosexual beastiality

so he’s not a hypocrite.

*Geldings and juveniles don’t count as male.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Remulak posted:

in all fairness;
- he never intentionally hosed a male horse*
- he’s never spoken against heterosexual beastiality

so he’s not a hypocrite.

*Geldings and juveniles don’t count as male.

you're confused. he exclusively powerbottoms for stallion meat

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I have never forgotten

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Remulak posted:

in all fairness;
- he never intentionally hosed a male horse*
- he’s never spoken against heterosexual beastiality

so he’s not a hypocrite.

*Geldings and juveniles don’t count as male.

actually, the opposite reading is true

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Sunni: Mike Pence was hosed by a horse
Shia: Mike Pence exclusively hosed horses
Sufi: Mike Pence was both hosed by and hosed horses of all genders

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


hmm, no, the scripture is very clear. inside of man, outside of horse. bing bong, so simple!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Mayor Dave posted:

Sunni: Mike Pence was hosed by a horse
Shia: Mike Pence exclusively hosed horses
Sufi: Mike Pence was both hosed by and hosed horses of all genders

Tastykake posted:

hmm, no, the scripture is very clear. inside of man, outside of horse. bing bong, so simple!

^^ and also, even in that analogy, u got sufi wrong. it's sufi: mike pence was never not one with all horses everywhere

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
The VP, the Horse, and the Holy Nutt

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
He's sweating
knees weak, chin trembling
back arched, rear end full, belly a pot resembling
puddle of horse in and out, still thinking about a vice presidential bout of of institutional bending.
Mike Pence, seed so dense, makes no sense to him; no desire for political lions, all he needs is his rear full of stallions.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


They may not clap but i know that Pence clops and gasps to :horse: under :horse: cock

Top City Homo has issued a correction as of 06:50 on Mar 1, 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
today i remembered

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


wow, its been weeks since i thought about mike pence, the vice president of the united states, kneeling down on a barnyard floor with a prizewinning stallion nutting in his rear end

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Al! posted:

today i remembered


Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tastykake posted:

wow, its been weeks since i thought about mike pence, the vice president of the united states, kneeling down on a barnyard floor with a prizewinning stallion nutting in his rear end

i still remember that mike pence nuzzles horse cock before he accepts it into his willing puckered rectum, just not as frequently as i used to

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Was just browsing through cspam and I saw it again

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i was away for a bit because like many others, my account died for avenatti's sins

but don't ever think that i didn't remember

i remembered every drat day and will continue to

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
I was in Enumclaw, WA the resting place of Mr. Hands last weekend. Of course I remembered that Michael Pence Vice President of the United States of America is one of his acolytes.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i was remembering sailor as i always do, but this time i remembered that mike pence lives at the naval observatory, which makes him an honorary sailor, and thus it is canon:

"remember sailor fucks horses"

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

literally just remembered

it's been a busy few days and i'm ashamed to say it wasn't always foremost in my mind

but it's not like i'd ever truly forget

Congratulations! You Won.
Mar 21, 2007


THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN



http://twitter.com/nypost/status/1116015665406795777

pence has busted a lot more then twice in 24 hours when horses are involved

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Congratulations! You Won. posted:

http://twitter.com/nypost/status/1116015665406795777

pence has busted a lot more then twice in 24 hours when horses are involved

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I forget, frequently, that the VP gets hosed by stallions. Then I see this thread, someone mentions how religious Pence is, or horses come up in any context. Then I remember, and remembering I smile.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Congratulations! You Won. posted:



pence has busted a lot more then twice in 24 hours when horses are involved

:hmmyes:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i found mike pence's phone

https://twitter.com/HamzaAyad_/status/1114321949650501632

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

horsefucker

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I only remember two things:
  • sailor
  • Mike Pence hosed a horse

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Dead Beef posted:

I only remember two things:
  • sailor
  • Mike Pence hosed a horse

Forgets: 9/11
Never Forgets: VP loves thick horse penis inside his anal cavity

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i will never stop remembering

my last words to my progeny will be that MIKE PENCE WAS hosed BY HORSES ON A REGULAR BASIS

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

if one horse fucks him in the throat and another horse fucks him in the rear end do their horse dicks wind up touching

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bump

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feranon posted:

if one horse fucks him in the throat and another horse fucks him in the rear end do their horse dicks wind up touching

it's a question if they do, but he absolutely does wish they would

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Teal posted:

it's a question if they do, but he absolutely does wish they would

An Indiana Spitroast

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009














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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

actually he's a denver fan

who wants some young rear end colt when you can have a big, grown rear end bronco? he's not a horse pedo ffs

plus it gives him a chance to check up on his pals at the illuminati complex under the airport and jack it to blucifer

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